As the Morning rose everyone ran away from the boom. It seemed like everyone made it out ok, but they while they were running, some evil jerks decided to trip people who slid down the hill and into the happy nuke. As they all got back together and looked at who was missing.
Shippo: Well I can count, and I got 5 are dead.
Most of Town: I got 4
Jnd: I got 18
TWO: I got 1
Kwan: I got Sex
Batman: I got a batmobile
Shippo: -_-
Kalish: Who can tell us who died.
Jnd: OOH! PICK ME! I WANT TO BE IN THE SCENE!
Shippo: Jnd...
Jnd: I died. ^_^ See I'm in the scene now.
*Batman throws a rock at Jnd and he falls over.*
Batman: I wish you were dead.
Shippo: Anyway, because everyone here is too incompetent to say who died, and only I and Batman *looks at Batman who is throwing rocks at random people* know the setup. Anyway, From my records
Mandy (
Insane Vig)
Kwan (
Mafia Cop)
Tonka (
Bus Driver)
Seirra (
SK)
Willis (
Hider)
have all died. Hmmm... that means free Tonka Truck Porn. *Looks at the tonka truck porn but then tosses it behind his back.* Ew.... I don't see what these idiots see in that. Free Tonka Truck Porn!
Everyone ran after the Tonka Truck Porn and started pushing, grabbing, and punching to get it. Soon it started to get award, in a Kwan way.
Anyway,
Day 2
17 alive, 9 to Lynch