SnakeySnakey wrote:I go outside and get my little brother's small-ass bike with one flat tire. I rode it like 2 miles to a 7-11 past drag races and drug deals in the freezing cold. Let me mention it's also like 80% uphill.
Listen to that determination
It's a 2-way trip. The ride home would be 80% downhill.
Yeah, the ride back would have been quick (much like the sex he had).
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
f*ck its 6.30pm and I have a presentation to write on why Khrushchev placed missiles in Cuba... why the f*ck am I wasting my time to reading stupid-ass threads like this one.
nagerous wrote:f*ck its 6.30pm and I have a presentation to write on why Khrushchev placed missiles in Cuba... why the f*ck am I wasting my time to reading stupid-ass threads like this one.
nagerous wrote:f*ck its 6.30pm and I have a presentation to write on why Khrushchev placed missiles in Cuba... why the f*ck am I wasting my time to reading stupid-ass threads like this one.
lol.
same thing happens to me whenever I have an essay to write.
I usually attempt to write it, but then i somehow end up on CC and then its after midnight and I realize I still have to write my essay......
The other night we were making love and she told me to go find something to stick in her asshole. I walked into the kitchen and couldnt find anything that I havent used before. Then I remembered that I had bought a huge bag of skittles the day before but they were still in my car. I went to my car and grabbed the skittles and the beer bong out of the dishwasher. When I returned to my room she was there ready for whatever I had to give her. I slid a good 14 inches of the hose into her asshole and opened up the bag of skittles. I dumped the entire bag of skittles into the funnel and I watched them all go down, every single one out of the 40oz bag. I laughed and snatched the hose out of her ass and got on top of her and made her suck my dick. After a few minutes I stuck it in her vag and fucked the piss out her. She then got on top and rode my dick like a champion. Then out of nowhere she stood up over me and said "taste the rainbow". She opened up her asshole and skittles shot all over my face and chest while I jerked my cock. A few of the skittles got in my mouth but I didnt mind. I began chewing on them when my girlfriend turned around to look at me. There I was looking like I was shot up with a paintball gun with a bad looking taste in my mouth. She asked if the look on my face was because I could taste her poo. I said no, its because they are sour skittles
SnakeySnakey wrote:The other night we were making love and she told me to go find something to stick in her asshole. I walked into the kitchen and couldnt find anything that I havent used before. Then I remembered that I had bought a huge bag of skittles the day before but they were still in my car. I went to my car and grabbed the skittles and the beer bong out of the dishwasher. When I returned to my room she was there ready for whatever I had to give her. I slid a good 14 inches of the hose into her asshole and opened up the bag of skittles. I dumped the entire bag of skittles into the funnel and I watched them all go down, every single one out of the 40oz bag. I laughed and snatched the hose out of her ass and got on top of her and made her suck my dick. After a few minutes I stuck it in her vag and fucked the piss out her. She then got on top and rode my dick like a champion. Then out of nowhere she stood up over me and said "taste the rainbow". She opened up her asshole and skittles shot all over my face and chest while I jerked my cock. A few of the skittles got in my mouth but I didnt mind. I began chewing on them when my girlfriend turned around to look at me. There I was looking like I was shot up with a paintball gun with a bad looking taste in my mouth. She asked if the look on my face was because I could taste her poo. I said no, its because they are sour skittles
SnakeySnakey wrote:The other night we were making love and she told me to go find something to stick in her asshole. I walked into the kitchen and couldnt find anything that I havent used before. Then I remembered that I had bought a huge bag of skittles the day before but they were still in my car. I went to my car and grabbed the skittles and the beer bong out of the dishwasher. When I returned to my room she was there ready for whatever I had to give her. I slid a good 14 inches of the hose into her asshole and opened up the bag of skittles. I dumped the entire bag of skittles into the funnel and I watched them all go down, every single one out of the 40oz bag. I laughed and snatched the hose out of her ass and got on top of her and made her suck my dick. After a few minutes I stuck it in her vag and fucked the piss out her. She then got on top and rode my dick like a champion. Then out of nowhere she stood up over me and said "taste the rainbow". She opened up her asshole and skittles shot all over my face and chest while I jerked my cock. A few of the skittles got in my mouth but I didnt mind. I began chewing on them when my girlfriend turned around to look at me. There I was looking like I was shot up with a paintball gun with a bad looking taste in my mouth. She asked if the look on my face was because I could taste her poo. I said no, its because they are sour skittles
