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[heavycola]

I think Norse (ironically) best defended the Catholic position:

"Put a rubber on it? That's like wearing wellies in the bath..."

See, there were the good ol' days when old timey Catholicism used to be a forum in which natural masculine virility could find expression

rogering altarboys is an expression of natural male virility? You, sir, have obviously been swayed by the socialo-politico-mediato-masonic sub-structures that pervert public opinion.

Nah, the problem with that is priestly celibacy. I don't say it too loud, but that idea is daft as fook. Just ain't natural. They're even allowing Anglican converts who are already married to keep their wives legally, though, so we have hope...

I edited out the first bit as i thought it was below the belt and a cheap laugh. My apols.

Celibacy would make my life easier. Swings and roundabouts.

[Napoleon Ier]

I think Norse (ironically) best defended the Catholic position:

"Put a rubber on it? That's like wearing wellies in the bath..."

See, there were the good ol' days when old timey Catholicism used to be a forum in which natural masculine virility could find expression

rogering altarboys is an expression of natural male virility? You, sir, have obviously been swayed by the socialo-politico-mediato-masonic sub-structures that pervert public opinion.

Nah, the problem with that is priestly celibacy. I don't say it too loud, but that idea is daft as fook. Just ain't natural. They're even allowing Anglican converts who are already married to keep their wives legally, though, so we have hope...

I edited out the first bit as i thought it was below the belt and a cheap laugh. My apols.

Celibacy would make my life easier. Swings and roundabouts.

Women...can't live without them, can't live with them.

[oggiss]

so hecter are you saying that you only think I am hot because of my growing belly

probably, I like it as well

[Guiscard]

Nah, the problem with that is priestly celibacy. I don't say it too loud, but that idea is daft as fook. Just ain't natural. They're even allowing Anglican converts who are already married to keep their wives legally, though, so we have hope...

Well yeh, as a measure designed to defend the wealth of the church it is a little ridiculous in this day and age.

[Napoleon Ier]

Nah, the problem with that is priestly celibacy. I don't say it too loud, but that idea is daft as fook. Just ain't natural. They're even allowing Anglican converts who are already married to keep their wives legally, though, so we have hope...

Well yeh, as a measure designed to defend the wealth of the church it is a little ridiculous in this day and age.

To quote our chaplain: I have respect for Catholic clergymen: I mean, me and my wife make sure we study Scripture in the evening before getting down to the fun stuff, but really, I don't know how they get by...

[MeDeFe]

Only one thing to say about this thread really

[DirtyDishSoap]

SHold humans reproduce?

HJust say it, Make some babios!

Ya pople should make babis make mroe of me!