Bible Prophecy

[mr. incrediball]

you said to post so here is something

He will be "Like" a man. Perhaps not all man. Won't dig women either.


it goes something like, He will stand in the temple and proclaim to be God, and require worship unto him. It is called The Abomination of Desolation.
He will abolish the daily sacrifice in the temple, there are no sacrifices going on right now, so they must begin again for this to happen. Then you will know it is him. When the followers of Jesus asked him, that is what he told them.

That kind of throws out the "next June" thing.

Not "next June"...THIS JUNE!

REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

i really, really can't wait until the world doesn't end on that day!

[suggs]

Anyone remember a geezer called Nostradamus?
Exactly.
What Garbage. You might as welkl analyse a pile of steaming horse shit for all the insight it will give you.

[mr. incrediball]

Anyone remember a geezer called Nostradamus?
Exactly.
What Garbage. You might as welkl analyse a pile of steaming horse shit for all the insight it will give you.

i have consulted the holy horse shit, and discovered from a special new brand of "shit-reading" that gip is actually right!

[DaGip]

Anyone remember a geezer called Nostradamus?
Exactly.
What Garbage. You might as welkl analyse a pile of steaming horse shit for all the insight it will give you.

i have consulted the holy horse shit, and discovered from a special new brand of "shit-reading" that gip is actually right!

Shit is so out dated! Everyone knows we use goat entrails now a days.

REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

[MR. Nate]

Apparently studying Bible Prophecy isn't your bag.

I wouldn't exactly call what you've been doing here "studying." Perhaps it's not your bag either.

[DaGip]

Apparently studying Bible Prophecy isn't your bag.

I wouldn't exactly call what you've been doing here "studying." Perhaps it's not your bag either.

More my bag than yours.

So move along...

Remember June 26,2008!

[MR. Nate]

Really? Your telling me that the anagrams you made up qualify you in any way to be called a student of prophecy? Perhaps you'd like to inform the thread of your hermeneutic method one more time. Was it historo-grammatical? Allegorical? Which lens do you prefer to view the text through, perhaps a traditional dispensational view, or the more popular millennial view. Perhaps you deconstruct the text, viewing it from a Marxist or Feminist standpoint.

Oh, now wait, you randomly opened it, and made up an anagram. That's what it was. Certainly THAT is authoritative.

[DaGip]

Really? Your telling me that the anagrams you made up qualify you in any way to be called a student of prophecy? Perhaps you'd like to inform the thread of your hermeneutic method one more time. Was it historo-grammatical? Allegorical? Which lens do you prefer to view the text through, perhaps a traditional dispensational view, or the more popular millennial view. Perhaps you deconstruct the text, viewing it from a Marxist or Feminist standpoint.

Oh, now wait, you randomly opened it, and made up an anagram. That's what it was. Certainly THAT is authoritative.

I didn't make them up, they came from the Bible. Duh! Checkmate!

Oh...by the way:

REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

After this date, you will see that I have been right all this time! But of course being a nonbeliever like yourself, even if something LIFE CHANGING happens on June 26, 2008; you will still not believe.

So go along your merry way, Mr. Nate. Perhaps you are going to give us your own version of Bible Prophecy interpratation?

[griffin_slayer]

To answer the question about God giving us a sign that the "Time of the End" is near, the Bible states that one of the first signs will be when the "Holy City" gets surrounded by enemies. I've done alot of reading of the Bible and this paticular prediction is the first sign God gives us for the time appointed.

it already happened when the romans destroyed Jerusalem.

[DaGip]

To answer the question about God giving us a sign that the "Time of the End" is near, the Bible states that one of the first signs will be when the "Holy City" gets surrounded by enemies. I've done alot of reading of the Bible and this paticular prediction is the first sign God gives us for the time appointed.

it already happened when the romans destroyed Jerusalem.

The Romans destroying Jerusalem was the End Times? That's a new one to me.

[MR. Nate]

I didn't make them up, they came from the Bible. Duh! Checkmate!

Oh...by the way:

REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

After this date, you will see that I have been right all this time! But of course being a nonbeliever like yourself, even if something LIFE CHANGING happens on June 26, 2008; you will still not believe.

So go along your merry way, Mr. Nate. Perhaps you are going to give us your own version of Bible Prophecy interpratation?

The verses you didn't make up, the interpretations are certainly from your skull, not any portion of the Bible.

By the way, I was serious when I asked you about your hermeneutic method.

[cramill]

Just found this thread but didn't get through much. Some of you guy's ideas are way out there.

I just wanted to point out something from one of the first pages of this thread. When I read more I'll probably comment more.

The beast is All of politics. Any rule other than gods. The Harlot is organized religion.

Wrong - the Harlot is the church of the devil. Anything that goes against the will of God. Not organized religion.

If you listen to Bible Coders...Hillary is going to be the next president and is referred to as "The Whore of Babylon".

Same deal Whore = Harlot = not Hillary

Oh, and about the world ending this June or whatever, haven't you read a verse somewhere that says that no one knows the time of Christ's coming?

(edit - i took that date out of context i thought that 'the end of the world' was being talked about)

[DaGip]

Just found this thread but didn't get through much. Some of you guy's ideas are way out there.

I just wanted to point out something from one of the first pages of this thread. When I read more I'll probably comment more.

The beast is All of politics. Any rule other than gods. The Harlot is organized religion.

Wrong - the Harlot is the church of the devil. Anything that goes against the will of God. Not organized religion.

Oh, and about the world ending this June or whatever, haven't you read a verse somewhere that says that no one knows the time of Christ's coming?

World not ending in June...

That is the end of the 42 months of authority given the Beast of REVELATION 13.

So expect something HUGE on JUNE 26, 2008!

[cramill]

Just found this thread but didn't get through much. Some of you guy's ideas are way out there.

I just wanted to point out something from one of the first pages of this thread. When I read more I'll probably comment more.

The beast is All of politics. Any rule other than gods. The Harlot is organized religion.

Wrong - the Harlot is the church of the devil. Anything that goes against the will of God. Not organized religion.

If you listen to Bible Coders...Hillary is going to be the next president and is referred to as "The Whore of Babylon".

Same deal Whore = Harlot = not Hillary

Oh, and about the world ending this June or whatever, haven't you read a verse somewhere that says that no one knows the time of Christ's coming?

World not ending in June...

That is the end of the 42 months of authority given the Beast of REVELATION 13.

So expect something HUGE on JUNE 26, 2008!

Oh sorry - that was due to lack of reading - i guess i took that out of context. And I edited my previous post.

[DaGip]

I didn't make them up, they came from the Bible. Duh! Checkmate!

Oh...by the way:

REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

After this date, you will see that I have been right all this time! But of course being a nonbeliever like yourself, even if something LIFE CHANGING happens on June 26, 2008; you will still not believe.

So go along your merry way, Mr. Nate. Perhaps you are going to give us your own version of Bible Prophecy interpratation?

The verses you didn't make up, the interpretations are certainly from your skull, not any portion of the Bible.

By the way, I was serious when I asked you about your hermeneutic method.

Unlike you, I actually interpret prophecy along with world events. All you do is use big words. Doesn't sound like prophecy interpretation to me.

I predicted the Easter Earthquake of 2005 using my interpretation method. I predicted this earthquake would be the SECOND WOE and would be 3 1/2 years after 9-11.

I can not tell you what is going to happen on JUNE 26, 2008; but I do know that it will be extremely important as it is written that the authority of the Beast will come to an end on that day!

REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

[cramill]

I believe the verse you are trying to qoute is Exodus 20:13 "You must not commit murder." or in the King James Version "Thou Shalt not commit murder."

Which king James version do you have? Mine says "Thou shalt not kill"?

[MR. Nate]

From dictionary.com: her·me·neu·tic /ˌhɜrməˈnutɪk, -ˈnyu-/ Pronunciation Key[hur-muh-noo-tik, -nyoo-] –adjective
of or pertaining to hermeneutics; interpretative; explanatory.
Also, her·me·neu·ti·cal.[Origin: 1800–10; < Gk herméneutikós of, skilled in, interpreting, equiv. to herméneú(ein) to make clear, interpret (deriv. of herméneús an interpreter, itself deriv. of Hermês Hermes) + -tikos -tic]

Yes, you interpret. I get it. How? What method do you use? So far I've seen anagrams, and random selections matching Biblical predictions to current events. Any particular motive for the events you chose? Have you taken into account the abomination of desolation?

[DaGip]

I believe the verse you are trying to qoute is Exodus 20:13 "You must not commit murder." or in the King James Version "Thou Shalt not commit murder."

Which king James version do you have? Mine says "Thou shalt not kill"?

Glad you pointed that out, goes to show you what a bad translator King James was!

It should read basically: Do not commit murder. of which there is a difference between murder and killing.

I must kill to eat.

I must protect myself and my family, so I might have to kill to do that.

But to kill unjustly for profit or other selfish means is known as murder.

KingJames is good for the poetry prose, but I usually stick with NIV.

Another version I keep handy, and is a good translation in my opinion, is the New World Translation from the Jehovah's Witness.

[cramill]

Glad you pointed that out, goes to show you what a bad translator King James was!

??? As far as I know the King James translation is the most correct english translation that we have. I don't want to go into detail on how we should interpret "Thou shalt not kill."

Ok, I add a question: has this Viktor Yushchenko guy been given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise his authority? (using your bible) and from the King James: Has he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his aname, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven? Has he been given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations?

Um... I'm thinking that this Yushchenko guy is not 'the beast' that is being refered to in Revelation 13. So your June 26, 2008 stuff is silly.

[DaGip]

Glad you pointed that out, goes to show you what a bad translator King James was!

??? As far as I know the King James translation is the most correct english translation that we have. I don't want to go into detail on how we should interpret "Thou shalt not kill."

Ok, I add a question: has this Viktor Yushchenko guy been given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise his authority? (using your bible) and from the King James: Has he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his aname, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven? Has he been given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations?

Um... I'm thinking that this Yushchenko guy is not 'the beast' that is being refered to in Revelation 13. So your June 26, 2008 stuff is silly.

He is one of the HEADS of the Beast.

[griffin_slayer]

To answer the question about God giving us a sign that the "Time of the End" is near, the Bible states that one of the first signs will be when the "Holy City" gets surrounded by enemies. I've done alot of reading of the Bible and this paticular prediction is the first sign God gives us for the time appointed.

it already happened when the romans destroyed Jerusalem.

The Romans destroying Jerusalem was the End Times? That's a new one to me.

i mean that just because it already happened doesn't mean it was the end times, it merely means that it happened, perhaps not for the last time.

[Snorri1234]

Why isn't the Pope on this list?

[DaGip]

Why isn't the Pope on this list?

Which one?

The death of Pope John Paul II is prophecised about in Revelation 2:22.

[reminisco]

The death of Pope John Paul II is prophecised about in Revelation 2:22.

oh my god, really??!?!!!!?!?!?

i hereby prophesy that on a long enough timeline, everyone's rate of survival drops to zero.

[Snorri1234]

Why isn't the Pope on this list?

Which one?

The death of Pope John Paul II is prophecised about in Revelation 2:22.

The new one ofcourse.