women

[Fruitcake]

My wife is truly beautiful, is good to me, lives to make me happy, and I am. However, as Socrates said:

...if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Of course, Socrates had an... interesting... wife.

Indeed..that's why he was the philosopher, whilst I am happy.

[mandyb]

Yes, you have to give them that. They are darn good at having breasts.
But sadly, all too many of them seem to delight in "a personality" or "independant spirit" over and above their only real purpose,
TO GET A HUGE BOOB JOB ASAP.

Hmm, to forestall any sexism allegations, i should make it clear that i love women.

A woman should be a nice cuddly little thing: soft, sweet, big breasted and stupid
Adolph Hitler

seems you and Addy have a lot in common after all...

[greenoaks]

Yes, you have to give them that. They are darn good at having breasts.
But sadly, all too many of them seem to delight in "a personality" or "independant spirit" over and above their only real purpose,
TO GET A HUGE BOOB JOB ASAP.

Hmm, to forestall any sexism allegations, i should make it clear that i love women.

A woman should be a nice cuddly little thing: soft, sweet, big breasted and stupid
Adolph Hitler

seems you and Addy have a lot in common after all...

of course a woman should be stupid.

if she had any brains she wouldn't put up with us.

[suggs]

Ah, Adi.
Big Fan. BIG fan

Though he did like golden retrievers, so good taste in dogs.
*feels ice crack beneath feet*

The problem with intelligent women is that they quite often reject my BOOB JOB thesis, which is of course, flawless

[suggs]

Sometimes i hold back on these forums in the hope i might persuade the chicks I'm a nice bloke.
But that train has sailed.

So, *warms to theme, whilst preparing for forum ban*:

Think about it chaps-why dont the majority of women get boob jobs.
And the only sensible anwer can be pure selfishness.

(And no offence to Mustard et. al who claim not to like the enhanced specimens-bog off, you know you love it)

How much is a decent "Last a couple of years before you nedd another" these days anyway?
2000 pounds? Less? In the context of a years wages, a pittance.
Stop eating, and put your food money towards your BOOB KITTY, and you'll have a shiney new pair of Pammy's in no time.

And then I'll never moan again, I promise.

Plus, you'll all be able to take over the world, because there is NO chance of us men being able to muster anything more coherent than a muffled *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS" from then on.

You know it makes sense

[suggs]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS.

[oggiss]

Can't we make this the big boob thread? Spam it a bit and maybe pass spamalot thread?

[suggs]

The joy of it is, we're strictly on topic

[oggiss]

The joy of it is, we're strictly on topic

Aye!

Who wants some boobies?!

[suggs]

Why have a women when you could have a kitten?
Really, there is no contest.

(And a HUGE stash of BOOBY PORN, natch).

[oggiss]

Seriously why have a kitten when you can have a rut moose?

[mandyb]

why don't you guys spend that money getting your own boobs super sized?
Just think you'd be able to fondle them all day long without restraint.
You could give yourself the occasional slap on the wrist now and then for old times sake, but that aside, I'm sure you'd be in absolute heaven.
of course you may get a few funny looks and possibly severe back problems but the agony would surely be worth it.
I'll even donate a fiver to each of those interested - such desperation is painful to see.
go on
you know it makes sense
sincerely
mandyb
p.s-

please pm me your bank account details so that I can forward that fiver

[suggs]

*brain switche d off after boob was mentioned by Mandy *

okmy sort code is 87-59-


oo. hang on.
You show me yours, and i'll try and find mine

evening Mands

[suggs]

why don't you guys spend that money getting your own boobs super sized?
Just think you'd be able to fondle them all day long without restraint.

Archimedes was wasting his time.
EUREKA!

[oggiss]

Boob day peoples!

[brooksieb]

BIG BOOBS: better than pillows, great to sleep on

[reminisco]

fake boobs are nice to look at, but are worthless to play with.

only time a woman should get a boob job is when, later in life, she begins to sag.

at that point, plastic surgery is a great friend indeed.

but for younger women, keep em natural.

[clapper011]

nice guys...talk about women and all hell(about boobs) breaks loose

[ignotus]

fake boobs are nice to look at, but are worthless to play with.

only time a woman should get a boob job is when, later in life, she begins to sag.

at that point, plastic surgery is a great friend indeed.

but for younger women, keep em natural.

I agree with your conclusion.

Although I must admit that I didn't came in contact with fake boob... jet!

[oggiss]

I honestly think fake boobs looks unreal They suck, boobs hanging on the floor owns

[khazalid]

so this thread really seems to have taken off..

suggs as much respect as i have for a man who can pull off 'charmingly patriarchal' i feel i have to stand up for the b cups in the house. if this makes us sworn enemies.. well..

dont blame it on the sunshine

dont blame it on the moonlight

dont blame it on the good times

blame it on the boobies

[kingprawn]

Q. How do you make 5lbs of fat look good?


A. Put a nipple on it.

[oggiss]

Q. How do you make 5lbs of fat look good?


A. Put a nipple on it.

Funny :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[suggs]

Yes, i may have been a bit exreme.
The point really is to ensure as many women as possible have sizeable breasts-ideally large enogh so two hands are needed (for each-thus ensuring you relly have to work on your sucking technique as well).

Yep, fake boobs arent as good as large natural ones-but they're a hell of a lot better than a flat chest.

Thank god I'm a New Man.- Soft, Sensitive and Obsessed by BOOBS.

[clapper011]

5 lbs? thats some small fat.............