George W. Bush Is The Last President of USA?

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Will George W. Bush be the last president of the United States?

 
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Uhh, no comment...
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khazalid wrote:no footsoldiers? lets talk some time DaGip, we have much to discuss!


Angel Mike told me that the foot soldiers would be dressed in "dragon" suits of armor with energy swords attached to their backs, and that I was welcome to wear one of the "dragon suits"...I declined, as slaughtering human beings isn't something I desire to do, even if they are all evil and corrupt. Killing isn't really my cup of tea.
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June 26th, this year?

I'll make sure not to book any picnics for that day...
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Ron Paul/Angel Mike '08
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Dancing Mustard wrote:
autoload wrote:I can't believe I read that whole thing.
I too feel upset that I indulged in such activity.

oggiss wrote:Can you summarize? :)
DaGip has one of three things:
1. No remaining sanity
2. Way too much free time
3. Too much illegal shit in his bloodstream

That is all.


I think you are jealous that I read his filth and rarely read yours.
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autoload wrote:I think you are jealous that I read his filth and rarely read yours.
You have clearly been brainwashed by Angel's wearing Dragon-Suits with energy swords strapped to their backs.
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Post by Ar-Adûnakhôr »

Dancing Mustard wrote:
autoload wrote:I think you are jealous that I read his filth and rarely read yours.
You have clearly been brainwashed by Angel's wearing Dragon-Suits with energy swords strapped to their backs.


:? not make sense...
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Ar-Adûnakhôr wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
autoload wrote:I think you are jealous that I read his filth and rarely read yours.
You have clearly been brainwashed by Angel's wearing Dragon-Suits with energy swords strapped to their backs.


:? not make sense...
NOW we're getting somewhere!
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Dancing Mustard wrote:DaGip has one of three things:
1. No remaining sanity
2. Way too much free time
3. Too much illegal shit in his bloodstream

That is all.


I must concur.

Thank Gip... I now no longer have to get all worked up about your "9/11 was an Inside Job" rants. Because you have confirmed for me you are a complete lunatic.

:)
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jimboston wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:DaGip has one of three things:
1. No remaining sanity
2. Way too much free time
3. Too much illegal shit in his bloodstream

That is all.


I must concur.

Thank Gip... I now no longer have to get all worked up about your "9/11 was an Inside Job" rants. Because you have confirmed for me you are a complete lunatic.

:)


You've never met my great Uncle Zobdingo...now that guy was a fucking loon!

Click HERE to see my Great Uncle Zobdingo! :wink:
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DaGip wrote:
jimboston wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:DaGip has one of three things:
1. No remaining sanity
2. Way too much free time
3. Too much illegal shit in his bloodstream

That is all.


I must concur.

Thank Gip... I now no longer have to get all worked up about your "9/11 was an Inside Job" rants. Because you have confirmed for me you are a complete lunatic.

:)


You've never met my great Uncle Zobdingo...now that guy was a fucking loon!

Click HERE to see my Great Uncle Zobdingo! :wink:
No matter how you look at it though, you still look like a nutcase with this one, or a scientologist. Either one seems to work here, ya know?
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Post by griffin_slayer »

first of all Jesus and Michael are two different people, and angels will usually appear to you in dreams. and jesus would not look Caucasian, he would look slightly middle eastern. therefore i believe that you met the devil, yes even the devil can sometimes tell what's going to happen.
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griffin_slayer wrote:first of all Jesus and Michael are two different people, and angels will usually appear to you in dreams. and jesus would not look Caucasian, he would look slightly middle eastern. therefore i believe that you met the devil, yes even the devil can sometimes tell what's going to happen.


Well, he had darker skin than the average Caucie, so he coud have passed for a lighter skinned variety of Middle Easterner. I know Afghanistan has a few.

As far as Jesus and Michael being separate, I agree, but I am just relating to you what the Angel Mike told me in the desert back in 2003.

Well, I guess the devil is said to show himself as an angel of light...so I guess that could be the case. But, whatever, I am still calling him the Angel Mike.

And "Dragon Suits" sounds like something the devil would want his army to wear, I was tempted to when he offered it to me, but I refused it.

So, does that make me the present day closest equivalant of Jesus? I mean, how many people get tempted by Satan himself and are able to rebuke his power?

Does that make me Gabrielle in human form then? What type of StarShip do I get?

If I had a battle suit it would have LightSaber Butterfly wings and I would keep a HyperHarmonic Didjereedoo (HHD) on my back.

That way when I flew into my enemy's I would just slice them all in half, and with my HHD I could cause internal bleeding from a safe distance away.

Butterfly Suits with didjereedoos Rule! Dragon Suits with energy swords suck!

But the military is getting closer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2jlIRKswnQ
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Post by bellaraphon »

first things first: D-i-d-g-e-r-i-d-o-o
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Let's just say that the tower of Babel is a mistranslation.
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bellaraphon wrote:first things first: D-i-d-g-e-r-i-d-o-o


Nah, it is Didjereedoo or Didjeridoo, because if I refer to it by its nickname, I would spell it Didj and not Didg. Didg just looks dumb, no offense.

The proper name is Yidaki, but most people know it by the Didj.
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Well, the first and most reasonable situation would be that you were on a drug trip during the duration and you half-hallucinated everything and it probably got all jumbled.

Or, you could be right and we're all fucked. I suppose we'll find out this January.

I'm putting my money of the first scenario though.
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Hologram wrote:Well, the first and most reasonable situation would be that you were on a drug trip during the duration and you half-hallucinated everything and it probably got all jumbled.

Or, you could be right and we're all fucked. I suppose we'll find out this January.

I'm putting my money of the first scenario though.
Or, to expand on the first one a bit, both he and this guy he met were on serious drug trips.


You see kids, this is why drugs are bad.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
Hologram wrote:Well, the first and most reasonable situation would be that you were on a drug trip during the duration and you half-hallucinated everything and it probably got all jumbled.

Or, you could be right and we're all fucked. I suppose we'll find out this January.

I'm putting my money of the first scenario though.
Or, to expand on the first one a bit, both he and this guy he met were on serious drug trips.


You see kids, this is why drugs are bad.


Nope, no drugs involved. Really happened. Believe it or choose not to believe it.

Now, perhaps that tea we picked had something to do with it? Hmmm? Of course there might have been some bread mold involved as well!

Yikes! You guys might actually have a point!

But to the best of my knowledge, i didn't knowingly take any type of drug or hallucinogenic during this period of my life, and I can safely say that I have not done any drugs (alcohol and tobacco included, with the exception of prescribed antibiotics) since Easter 2003.

And whether or not GW will be the Last President of the USA is something we will have to wait and see, as it is all in God's hands.

Like I said in my account that Angel Mike might have just had luck on his side and coincidence might have played a higher role in his predictions--I am not ruling that out.

Since the guy believes himself to be the Angel Michael, who am I to deny such a delusion. Seems harmless enough to me, so i just agree with him...sure, okay, your the Angel Mike! (if I disagree with him, maybe he flips his freakin' lid and slits my throat in the middle of the night).

So it is best to just play it safe around delusional individuals, as they are totally unpridictable. Just agree with them and prepare yourself to gouge their eyes out if they come at ya!
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DaGip wrote:If it doesn't come true, then I just go about my work and live out my life as I am now.


No, this is too much of a get-out clause. If it doesn't coem true, and aliens don't start blowing up countries and another president is elected and there are no dragon suits with energy swords, then you shouldn't be allowed to just go about your business. You should sit done and wonder why on earth you believed an obviously nutty stranger who told you he was jesus.

Could be an opportunity for some constructive re-evaluation.
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heavycola wrote:
DaGip wrote:If it doesn't come true, then I just go about my work and live out my life as I am now.


No, this is too much of a get-out clause. If it doesn't coem true, and aliens don't start blowing up countries and another president is elected and there are no dragon suits with energy swords, then you shouldn't be allowed to just go about your business. You should sit done and wonder why on earth you believed an obviously nutty stranger who told you he was jesus.

Could be an opportunity for some constructive re-evaluation.


I hate psychiatrists!
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agreed, but that has nothing to do with it, jesus would use nothing that had anything to do with a pagan religion
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DaGip wrote:
bellaraphon wrote:first things first: D-i-d-g-e-r-i-d-o-o


Nah, it is Didjereedoo or Didjeridoo, because if I refer to it by its nickname, I would spell it Didj and not Didg. Didg just looks dumb, no offense.

The proper name is Yidaki, but most people know it by the Didj.


i dunno, maybe thats just what they call it in america...
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Let's just say that the tower of Babel is a mistranslation.
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bellaraphon wrote:
DaGip wrote:
bellaraphon wrote:first things first: D-i-d-g-e-r-i-d-o-o


Nah, it is Didjereedoo or Didjeridoo, because if I refer to it by its nickname, I would spell it Didj and not Didg. Didg just looks dumb, no offense.

The proper name is Yidaki, but most people know it by the Didj.


i dunno, maybe thats just what they call it in america...
yeah bella is right here. Oh and it's correct so it would look stupid to you :wink:
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Jehovah's Witnesses and Seventh Day Adventist believe that Jesus is Michael the arch-angel.

Is this your angel?

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Beastly wrote:Jehovah's Witnesses and Seventh Day Adventist believe that Jesus is Michael the arch-angel.

Is this your angel?

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Shave his head and his beard and that's him! :shock:
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