UselessTriviaMan wrote:Is that from the Star Wars spoof Spud Wars?
Nope, okay here's quote 3. If no one gets it, i'll choose a different move.
[Person 1 is shot in the rear]
Person 1: I CAN'T FEEL MY A$$! I CAN'T FEEL MY A$$!
Person 2: Doe's your power still work?
Person 1: Uh-oh, weapons check. Pull my fingers.
[Person 2 pulls. Person 1 lets loose a wind of gas, wiping out an entire gang.]
Person 1: It'll do.
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on. Ulysses S. Grant
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
Alright, I'm going on memory here, so pardon if it's off a few words:
Interviewer: Our report shows you might be having some trouble adjusting
Man: I liked the old days better.
Interviewer: We have this film of you enterring the auto graveyard...
Man: In the old days we called them junkyards
Interveiwer: What were you doing out there... trying to make some sort of new kind of car?
Man: I figure the Arabs are getting tired driving around in their 20-year-old cadilacs.
Interviewer: This is no laughing matter. If it happens again, you'll be sent to to a readjustment camp.
Man: In the old days we called them jails.
Interviewer: A readjustment camp...
Man: For people who don't like the new rules.
Interviewer: Laws, Mr {XXXX}.
Man: Lady, you've got too god damn many laws.
You might not recognize the quote, but the subject matter is a dead giveaway.
Good guess... but nope. Go with the car angle. Here's a few more quotes that should give it away (again, forgive me if I'm a few words off ... I'm going by memory):
Man: Mitch, is that you?
Mitch: Hi Frank. See you got that new car of yours ... surprised you didn't have to turn it in yet.
Man: Got any gas?
Mitch: Nope.
Man: Mitch, I thought you said you could get me anything I needed?
Mitch: Oh, I can get you anything, but I can't get you gas.
and here's one more:
Man: Hello, my name is [xxxx]. I'm here to tell you about some of the transport department regulations in place that you need to know about. These regulations... these regulations... these... regulations... you know, I ask myself what I'm doing up here day after day. Someone thought it would be a good idea because in the old days I used to race cars. Most of you aren't old enough to even know what a car is... you see, in the old days it used to be possible to get from A to Z in the time it now takes to get from A to B. But we changed all that. You see, cars were dirty, they made too much noise, they used to much energy... and so we went from oil, to nuclear, to wind, to solar, ... to what we have now... which is basically just a bunch of rules (tosses note cards. nerdy kid in audience claps. classmates silence him with spitballs). I'm telling you, there are thousands of them, and they're growin' like weeds every.... (feedback as microphone gets cut).
final quote...
Scratchy radio announcer: This is Radio Free California calling America...
OK, I couldn't handle it anymore and looked it up... It turns out I haven't ever seen this movie, its lines just share a lot with other movies I've seen. I'm assuming that looking it up is cheating, so I'm not posting the title.
'Geeze... back in it's day, it had some "A" list actors in it. I've been waiting for a remake to get announced any day. I can't beleive it's been completely forgotten given the latest "oil" crisis.
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Here's an easy one:
Man1: Can't I have just a little bit of peril?
Man2: No, It's too perilous.
Man1: Bet your gay.
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gdeangel wrote:'Geeze... back in it's day, it had some "A" list actors in it. I've been waiting for a remake to get announced any day. I can't beleive it's been completely forgotten given the latest "oil" crisis.
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. And then I found out. "Single" he told me. Single, my ass. Not only was he married... oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.