heaven!

rocky mountain · Post by **rocky mountain** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:17 pm

here is a place where we can discuss the topic of heaven! anyone can talk obviously, so feel free! DISCUSS!!!!
i will talk too, but someone else should start by a comment or a question

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:37 pm

heaven will be a complete gyp if i don't get my own X-Wing fighter and R2 unit.

i can live without a lightsabre, but if there aren't any X-Wings, i'm gonna ask for a refund.

rocky mountain · Post by **rocky mountain** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:54 pm

???... why are you talking about star wars?

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:00 pm

rocky mountain wrote:???... why are you talking about star wars?

i'm not talking about Star Wars, i'm talking about heaven. and how i want an X-Wing in heaven. i can't have one on earth. and it would have to be a fully functional X-Wing. oh, and Tie Fighters to dogfight in space. and since it's heaven, i can't die.

you told us to write about heaven. that would be heaven.

(also, to see her again, and everything would be okay. no more pain. no more sorrow. only that love; complete and enduring.)

rocky mountain · Post by **rocky mountain** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:23 pm

ok, i guess there could be X-wings in heaven... but what do you picture heaven as, aside from X-wings?
anyone else want to comment on their view of heaven/afterlife?

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:52 am

I want a tie fighter and force powers.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:59 am

rocky mountain wrote:???... why are you talking about star wars?

you never had it coming did you

Hologram · Post by **Hologram** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:33 am

Heaven is not having to shave your legs....

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:38 am

Hologram wrote:Heaven is not having to shave your legs....

Am I in heaven?

Hologram · Post by **Hologram** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:47 am

AndrewLC wrote:
Hologram wrote:Heaven is not having to shave your legs....
Am I in heaven?

Depends. Do you have to wear tights in a Shakespearean play?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:11 am

Hologram wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:
Hologram wrote:Heaven is not having to shave your legs....
Am I in heaven?
Depends. Do you have to wear tights in a Shakespearean play?

That sounds rather hellish to me, at least limboish, definitely not heavenly though.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:14 pm

Is dancing mustard dead or something?

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:18 pm

Iliad wrote:Is dancing mustard dead or something?

Banned for three days.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:20 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
Iliad wrote:Is dancing mustard dead or something?
Banned for three days.

I guess a little patience is needed then

detlef · Post by **detlef** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:59 pm

Iliad wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
Iliad wrote:Is dancing mustard dead or something?
Banned for three days.
I guess a little patience is needed then

Can we get back on topic? I thought were talking about x-wing fighters.

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:22 am

I like pie, does anyone else have a opinion on pie?

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:49 am

detlef wrote:
Iliad wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Banned for three days.
I guess a little patience is needed then
Can we get back on topic? I thought were talking about x-wing fighters.

no we're talking about pie!

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:05 am

Indeed, a heaven lacking in pie is definitely flawed.

savant · Post by **savant** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:45 am

reminisco wrote:heaven will be a complete gyp if i don't get my own X-Wing fighter and R2 unit.

i can live without a lightsabre, but if there aren't any X-Wings, i'm gonna ask for a refund.

always been a fan of the b-wing myself.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:42 am

Sev... Seventy-two virgins?

Nah, not interested... I'll stick with the overused beer volcano and stripper factory. And if we're dogfighting, I'll take an F-22 or Su-37 over the ugly Star Wars crap. Nerds.

joecoolfrog · Post by **joecoolfrog** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:32 am

Heaven is full of Unicorns and Spaghetti Monsters and Easter Bunnies and of course our creator The Great Frog.....All the waters of the earth flow from the armpits of the Great Frog !

savant · Post by **savant** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:44 am

Neoteny wrote:I'll take an F-22 or Su-37 over the ugly Star Wars crap. Nerds.

after your missiles are depleted, you only have 480 rounds in your M61A2 Vulcan 20mm rotary cannon.. and that'll last you about 5 seconds in continuous fire. on the bright side, it won't mess up your stealth, though!

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:45 am

savant wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I'll take an F-22 or Su-37 over the ugly Star Wars crap. Nerds.
after your missiles are depleted, you only have 480 rounds in your M61A2 Vulcan 20mm rotary cannon.. and that'll last you about 5 seconds in continuous fire. on the bright side, it won't mess up your stealth, though!

Psh. Who says I'm going to need all my missiles?

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:28 pm

Neoteny wrote:Psh. Who says I'm going to need all my missiles?

my proton torpedoes.

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