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Dancing Mustard wrote:You're one of CC's least pleasant individuals.
We think you'll fit right in. Welcome aboard.
in that case...
put my name down
If this is the "asking for an invite", doesn't seem to serious to me... I may be missing something or some sort of history, but that hardly seems like a plea to join.
Dancing Mustard wrote:As I recall, his more whinging request is much later on in the thread... is anybody up to the challenge of digging it out?
Oh, who is he? He's the 'Yakuza' Leader... that's why his request to join is so amusing.
I guess I can try to find it when I have time and read through some of this thread... but it better not be a waste of time. I'm looking for some golden stuff.
Yakuza leader joining Pleasant Chaps? Isn't that like Osama Bin Laden trying to run for presidency of the US? Classic.
Dancing Mustard wrote:As I recall, his more whinging request is much later on in the thread... is anybody up to the challenge of digging it out?
Oh, who is he? He's the 'Yakuza' Leader... that's why his request to join is so amusing.
I guess I can try to find it when I have time and read through some of this thread... but it better not be a waste of time. I'm looking for some golden stuff.
Yakuza leader joining Pleasant Chaps? Isn't that like Osama Bin Laden trying to run for presidency of the US? Classic.
ECX
Here's a hint the whinging not in the first 26 pages
DAZMCFC wrote:right as you said we should have a token woman and coloured man. i would like to say we should have a token Austrailian, this could be Skittles or Illy. any other nominations can be put forward.
If this is it... then I'm highly disappointed. The way you guys said it, I thought it would be something extremely epic, or at least somewhat comical. It was hardly even an asking to join, in my opinion.
The 'misterman' guy does sound like a faggot of the highest order though. No argument there.
trying to mock me for making a living as a ghostwriter while you're a what... a two bit journalist in the middle of bumblefuck USA?
you couldn't cut it in a place like Philly. i'd love to see your smug little grin get punched right the f*ck off your face in this town you worthless hack.
and yeah, mock me for owning a bar. go right ahead. i'm already more successful than you'll ever be you two bit pussy.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
trying to mock me for making a living as a ghostwriter while you're a what... a two bit journalist in the middle of bumblefuck USA?
you couldn't cut it in a place like Philly. i'd love to see your smug little grin get punched right the f*ck off your face in this town you worthless hack.
and yeah, mock me for owning a bar. go right ahead. i'm already more successful than you'll ever be you two bit pussy.
Remi you are a ridiculous twat. You work in a bar sometimes, remember? You don't fucking own a bar, or any balls. Now GTFO of this thread and suck your dad's fat floppy man tits you fat biffer.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
El Capitan X wrote:If this is it... then I'm highly disappointed. The way you guys said it, I thought it would be something extremely epic, or at least somewhat comical. It was hardly even an asking to join, in my opinion.
The 'misterman' guy does sound like a faggot of the highest order though. No argument there.
ECX
I'm not sure that's it... thought it was a while since I checked.
I'll be honest with you though, I suspect a great deal of the 'comedy gold' in here is in-jokes, and stuff that was hilarious in the context of the forum climate at the time of writing. That's probably why it's leaving you a little cold (perhaps a little bit like how old Stache-threads leave me).
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Anarkistsdream wrote:Hahaha... Remi, you lying twat... Are you denying that you wrote these to me?
reminisco wrote:as you are all deliberating over whether or not to grant me entry
(cause i'm sure you are)
you can feel free to mention that... perhaps on my behalf. i know you think i should be in (just a gut feeling)
but you could mention that i've got a really good music library and would be more than willing to share all of it. and i'm assuming all of you have stuff worth sharing as well.
Not to mention on top of that, after we wouldn't let your worthless ass in, you joined Murder inc??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You are a loser, Paul... Deal with it... Women don't even want to play with you on CC, little bitch.
As the on duty animal rights activist, I am shocked by the appalling ban imposed upon the great Nickbaldwin. As a veteran of many (flame based) wars he deserves better treatment, such as sponge baths, toe tickling and feeding upon the hour, every hour. Shoddy treatment such as bans, will result in non-violent protests and strikes across the globe. You have been warned!
Dancing Mustard wrote:I'm not sure that's it... thought it was a while since I checked.
I'll be honest with you though, I suspect a great deal of the 'comedy gold' in here is in-jokes, and stuff that was hilarious in the context of the forum climate at the time of writing. That's probably why it's leaving you a little cold (perhaps a little bit like how old Stache-threads leave me).
Makes sense. Although from what I've read, some of it had me laughing like a school girl, and that's without any background knowledge or context. Well done.