I was supposed to go to the gym today and get pumped, but I procrastinated filling in these retarded job applications for so long that I ran out of time to do so.
I am still filling in the applications. They are still retarded.
Furthermore: I am consumed with self-loathing, both at my poor concentration span, and lack of discipline.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
My nights include sinigng along to "Don't let the sun go down on me" by Elton John and "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd, shamelessly beating my lonely boner, and reading txts of how my so called friends are getting laid.
I have a seemingly endless list of applications to fill out, yet I have no time to do so because some people feel the need to use the only computer in the house by answering chummy emails from fellow baby boomers or getting addicted to maple story and other pre-teen loser-games. Other than that it's alright I guess.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
AlbroShlo wrote:i tried to readjust my seat and sat on one of my nads
this thread is filling up a lot faster than the Feel-good thread
I would say that is one of the worst things you can do to yourself. Not only do you have to deal with the physical pain, but the mental agony that you are a dumbass too.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
i was digging away at an obstinate (and firm) booger, when i dug a bit too hard.
and now the ferrous warmth either trickles down the back of my throat, or blows out into a sloppy tissue. oh how i wish for coagulation. what a glorious day that shall be!
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
GabonX wrote:Also I have a ridiciulous amount of work to do before the end of the semester.
Two lab notebooks that I should have kept up all semester and three finals.
Also, out of tequila.
Hey i graduated....enjoy your finals, and lack of tequila. Also if you have cheerios for breakfast tomorrow, take a piss in them and know that it was from me
GabonX wrote:Also I have a ridiciulous amount of work to do before the end of the semester.
Two lab notebooks that I should have kept up all semester and three finals.
Also, out of tequila.
Hey i graduated....enjoy your finals, and lack of tequila. Also if you have cheerios for breakfast tomorrow, take a piss in them and know that it was from me
You know, I was going to say congrats, but now you can sit on an empty tequila bottle and spin. Turns out I've postponed my graduation anyhow... so my Cheerios already have piss in them. Congrats anyhow.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.