Names For the 7th Book of HP

General Rust · Post by **General Rust** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:15 pm

Hey if you have serious, funny, or crazy names leave them here!!!

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:17 pm

General Rust

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:39 pm

Fifth House in Bahamas Payment...

--Andy

Spockers · Post by **Spockers** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:24 am

Harry Potter

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:43 am

harry potter and the reason why i f*cked ron

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:48 am

I think we have a winner.

slash1890 · Post by **slash1890** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:02 am

Harry Potter and The Author Who Milked the Franchise for All It Was Worth

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:31 am

Harry Potter and the Brain-Dead Professor.

Harry Potter and the Traitorous Colon

Harry Potter and the Treasure Room

Harry Potter and the Sexual Harrassment Seminar.

Pedronicus · Post by **Pedronicus** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:36 pm

Mongoose rustling for dummies

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:10 pm

The Worst Series Ever's Seventh Installment.

viking thunder · Post by **viking thunder** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:33 am

HARRY POTTER
And The Death Of A Boy Named Harry

The story of a boy, just turned 17, who is out to kill kill his arch enemy, the man who killed his parents. All the while, his best friends Ron and Hermoine are makin babies in the back room!!!!!!!!!

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:47 am

HARRY POTTER meets Jesus and renounces witchcraft.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:04 pm

jay_a2j wrote:HARRY POTTER meets Jesus and renounces witchcraft.

That sure sounds like a bestseller.
Jay, does every single thread have to be about your insane beliefs?

ah forget it.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:09 pm

Hairy Pooter vs. the Stache

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:10 pm

Who ends up winning?

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:20 pm

for some reason, another one just popped into my head...

"The Death of Machiavelli for ruining HP's mafia game"

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:27 pm

harry potter and another stupidly long book

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:00 pm

Harty Potter Battles Against The Conservative Christians And Dies

dussle · Post by **dussle** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:41 pm

Harry Potter 7: The Dark Lord Voldemort Kicks Harry's White Ass so Dumbledore Comes Back From the Dead and Saves the Day

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:18 pm

wicked wrote:for some reason, another one just popped into my head...

"The of Machiavelli for ruining HP's mafia game"

I dont know what more I can do, I apologized and it is agreed that I didn't ruin the game on purpose.

And I'd kick Harry Potter's Ass any day of the week.

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:48 pm

Telvannia wrote:harry potter and another stupidly long book

shows your intelligence. The lady who is trying to get them banned where I live was asked if she'd ever read them to see if they were as bad as she was saying they were and she said no because they are too long. The HP books are some of my favorites and they get kids to read. I"ve no idea why anyone is against them and I've never seen a legitimate arguement about why they are bad. If you have one I'd love to see it.

Spockers · Post by **Spockers** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:03 am

HARRY POTTER AND TEH 1NT3RN3T!!@1ELEVEN!

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:09 am

I still like Harry Potter and the Traitorous Colon.

Or....

Harry Potter and the Hammer of Accounting

viking thunder · Post by **viking thunder** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:08 am

sfhbballnut wrote:
Telvannia wrote:harry potter and another stupidly long book
shows your intelligence. The lady who is trying to get them banned where I live was asked if she'd ever read them to see if they were as bad as she was saying they were and she said no because they are too long. The HP books are some of my favorites and they get kids to read. I"ve no idea why anyone is against them and I've never seen a legitimate arguement about why they are bad. If you have one I'd love to see it.

this is typical of our wonderful world. I have yet to meet a person who has read all of them all the way thru who wishes them to be banned. banning something because of something you have heard, or because you read the dust jacket and did not like it is silly, but that is the way the world seems to work today.

freedom of speech only works if it protects against the speech we hate the most.

how can a book be banned in the US??

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:37 am

Harry Pothead and the Garden of Weeden