Tell a story 10 words at a time

[Ditocoaf]

Here is the story so far:

So a guy walks into a bar and sits down, and then his mother walks up to him and says, "I found this briefcase full of money in your closet. Where did you find this dear? Can I know please?" He looked into her eye's as he held his drink, and he admitted the truth; the prostitution, the smuggling, everything...
His mother was not pleased. "Why did you do that?"
To which he replied, "CAUSE ANIMORPH SUCKS." Maybe it was alcohol, but he wasn't making any sense. Not only the alcohol, but also that she was stoned. Mother now wondered whether the sex change was worth it. Perhaps she had pushed him too far with her nagging.
And he pushed her over a cliff and said "Goodbye!" then got animorph and pushed him over as well, because noone liked him, and mafia cant stand him now. But he also dragged cena down with him, down into preschool - because Cena needs to learn to count to ten.
So the guy rolled up a big blunt to smoke, but then he remembered he'd left the bath water running! He gasped. "All my under age wank mags are ruined!" He cried, then he heard a knock at the door.
Cena answered the door, and a sniper was outside! It Cena went down on the sniper, sucky suck suck-swallow. so, in exchange, the sniper gave him a head start. He focused -priority was to rescue "Schoolgirl GangBang", double quick.

What I find interesting is how "the guy" becomes cena in the last paragraph.

[Sackett58]

Here is the story so far:

So a guy walks into a bar and sits down, and then his mother walks up to him and says, "I found this briefcase full of money in your closet. Where did you find this dear? Can I know please?" He looked into her eye's as he held his drink, and he admitted the truth; the prostitution, the smuggling, everything...
His mother was not pleased. "Why did you do that?"
To which he replied, "CAUSE ANIMORPH SUCKS." Maybe it was alcohol, but he wasn't making any sense. Not only the alcohol, but also that she was stoned. Mother now wondered whether the sex change was worth it. Perhaps she had pushed him too far with her nagging.
And he pushed her over a cliff and said "Goodbye!" then got animorph and pushed him over as well, because noone liked him, and mafia cant stand him now. But he also dragged cena down with him, down into preschool - because Cena needs to learn to count to ten.
So the guy rolled up a big blunt to smoke, but then he remembered he'd left the bath water running! He gasped. "All my under age wank mags are ruined!" He cried, then he heard a knock at the door.
Cena answered the door, and a sniper was outside! It Cena went down on the sniper, sucky suck suck-swallow. so, in exchange, the sniper gave him a head start. He focused -priority was to rescue "Schoolgirl GangBang", double quick.

What I find interesting is how "the guy" becomes cena in the last paragraph.

He was devising a plan to save fair "Schoolgirl" when.......

[suggs]

He realised this was just badly written Post Modern WANK

[kalishnikov]

however it was too late for that existential nonsense, onward

[AlbroShlo]

said the dyslexic as he walked back into the bra

[Sackett58]

said the dyslexic as he walked back into the bra

-zilian bbq, his appetite ravenous from his debauchery and evilness.

[suggs]

In his pants, he knew it was MAMMY MUFFINS time.

[mandyb]

In his pants, he knew it was MAMMY MUFFINS time.

My mind is a blank
could you please clarify what you mean by 'MAMMY MUFFINS time'

[Sackett58]

In his pants, he knew it was MAMMY MUFFINS time.

"Mammy Muffins" Suggs your precious, we really have missed you.

[kalishnikov]

then, suddenly, the old homicidal urge kicked in. Surrounded by

[Sackett58]

then, suddenly, the old homicidal urge kicked in. Surrounded by

many people, he grabbed skewers of delectable meats and began....

[suggs]

In his pants, he knew it was MAMMY MUFFINS time.

"Mammy Muffins" Suggs your precious, we really have missed you.

I have to confess I stole that from DaGip, it made laugh. He meant a lesbian enjoying a mouthful of vagina.

[suggs]

then, suddenly, the old homicidal urge kicked in. Surrounded by

many people, he grabbed skewers of delectable meats and began....

to tire of this world, the misery and lost lonliness.

[Sackett58]

then, suddenly, the old homicidal urge kicked in. Surrounded by

many people, he grabbed skewers of delectable meats and began....

to tire of this world, the misery and lost lonliness.

Until he gazed at the woman with the black boots.

[AlbroShlo]

he followed the black boots upward and found a penis

[suggs]

which he bunged in his pocket before munching the mammy.

[Sackett58]

which he bunged in his pocket before munching the mammy.

About then he awoke from his nightmare to find that......

[AlbroShlo]

bottle of Ether and jar of Vaseline by his bed

[mandyb]

bottle of Ether and jar of Vaseline by his bed

he scratched his head in bewilderment; how on earth did

[jnd94]

he forget to turn the oven off last night during

[Sackett58]

he forget to turn the oven off last night during

CC and let the bannana muffins burn to a crisp.

[kalishnikov]

he stopped caring about all of that when he realized

[Sackett58]

he stopped caring about all of that when he realized

...his favorite movie was on TV, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang".

[animorpherv1]

He saw the episode he absolutley hated, and left to

[AlbroShlo]

start a thread so it could be locked by wicked