Don't worry land on chance and you can win your IQ back by getting 2nd place in a beauty contest.suggs wrote:I have already done that.
But i lost my it immediately on income tax.
Now i am a republican
Then you will become a conservative.
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Don't worry land on chance and you can win your IQ back by getting 2nd place in a beauty contest.suggs wrote:I have already done that.
But i lost my it immediately on income tax.
Now i am a republican

What are you talking about? Of course I fucking know what hypocrisy means, or I wouldn't use the bloody word you fucking imbecile. Why in God-the-LORD of Abraham Isaac and Jacob's Holy Name would I turn around and say "hey, here's a word the intent and extent of which I'm completely ignorant, let's use it in a sentence", and furthermore, then by some complete freak accident, have absolutely correctly applied it to a blatant instance of an extension of it's meaning, id est when Dancing Retard "made up a fiction post then responded to it", a tactic he'd had the bloody cheek criticize on my part before using it himself barely fifteen minutes later.The1exile wrote:Nappy, do you know what hypocrisy means, or are you just unaware of the blithe idiocy that accompanies your attempt to put clear mockery on the same field as a Serious-Fucking-Business point?
Dancing Mustard wrote:Oh yes, the old 'make up a fictional post by Dancing Mustard then reply to it' gambit, I hear it's all the rage at nursery-schools this year.Napoleon Ier wrote:I make a simple constate about your post's failings, and end up with:
"No, you're the one whose not intelligent or relevant, so nah!"
Shame that it's neither relevant or intelligent though... two words I seem to remember some arrogant kid being all hung up on only moments ago. Now who could that have been?
What was that you were saying about hypocrisy?Dancing Mustard wrote:Sorry Nappy, what was that? I was trying to listen to your insignificant wrong opinions, I really was, but you got drowned out by the blaring of the hypocrisy-alarm that started sounding just the moment you opened your mouth.Napoleon Ier wrote:Nice little spiel Mustard, shame it contains nothing relevant to the issue we're trying to discuss whatsoever. Blah blah blah blah blah, look how far my head is rammed up my own arse, blah blah blah blah. Have you ever seen a little boy take himself this seriously before in your life? Blah blah blah behold as I do exactly the same thing I'm whinging about blah blah blah blah blah fucking blah. Again.
Better luck next time eh?


Correct.Napoleon Ier wrote:What's this? Dancing Mustard being a hypocrite? Never...
Too blind with rage to think up original material? No problem, just copy and paste something that a far wittier and more intelligent poster wrote.Napoleon Ier wrote:Well, sorry Mustard, "I was trying to listen to your insignificant wrong opinions, I really was, but you got drowned out by the blaring of the hypocrisy-alarm that started sounding just the moment you opened your mouth."
I'm not squirming out of anything, I'm just enjoying mocking your hilarious little attempts at flames.Napoleon Ier wrote:Anyway, I'll leave you to keep trying to thrash and squirm out of the monumental pile of shit you've gotten yourself into, and let you have your insignificant and rather unintelligent last word, if it leaves you with any feeling of satisfaction.
Says the little boy who has done nothing but piss and moan for the last two pages, and whose usual attempts at 'debating' are nothing more than weak-flames intermingled with meaningless verbage.Napoleon Ier wrote:Please do feel free to, oh, I don't know, read or book, or properly think about a serious issue between now and tomorrow
Next time you start talking to Tzor, you should probably make it a bit more explicit that you're doing so.Napoleon Ier wrote:perhaps you and I can have an actual debate rather than have you just gallivant around the place making hair-splitting grammatical points
I read this sentence several times, desperately attempting to reconcile it with reality.Napoleon Ier wrote:you're being dismantled by people younger than you.
Are you kidding me? You won't be able to keep your chubby little fingers away from the keyboard for more than ten minutes. It's painfully obvious how serious a business you regard your precious little E-persona, and you just won't be able to resist coming back here to paddy and squeal about how fervently you wish you weren't being made to look like a monumental clown.Napoleon Ier wrote:Until then, adieu.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
I wouldn't worry your tiny mind about it. Far more important for you is what I was saying about not being a complete imbecile.Ray Rider wrote:What was that you were saying about hypocrisy?
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
No, no, no. You don't quite understand here. What you're trying to do here, is disprove elementary mathematics. Now, you may have a bizarre insecurity or inferiority complex which has prompted you to try and do this sort of asinine thing to salvage face for your "e-personality", but until you show me how A being a subset of B would make A union B equal to anything but B, you look like an absolute moron.Dancing Mustard wrote:Correct.Napoleon Ier wrote:What's this? Dancing Mustard being a hypocrite? Never...
Too blind with rage to think up original material? No problem, just copy and paste something that a far wittier and more intelligent poster wrote.Napoleon Ier wrote:Well, sorry Mustard, "I was trying to listen to your insignificant wrong opinions, I really was, but you got drowned out by the blaring of the hypocrisy-alarm that started sounding just the moment you opened your mouth."
It's what all the kids are doing these days...
I'm not squirming out of anything, I'm just enjoying mocking your hilarious little attempts at flames.Napoleon Ier wrote:Anyway, I'll leave you to keep trying to thrash and squirm out of the monumental pile of shit you've gotten yourself into, and let you have your insignificant and rather unintelligent last word, if it leaves you with any feeling of satisfaction.
I've been waiting for a logical answer to my (admittedly flawless) rebutal of Tzor's 'points' for quite some time now, but as ever all you can do is rant, rave and accuse me of precisely the thing that you seem to be unable to cease doing yourself.
Says the little boy who has done nothing but piss and moan for the last two pages, and whose usual attempts at 'debating' are nothing more than weak-flames intermingled with meaningless verbage.Napoleon Ier wrote:Please do feel free to, oh, I don't know, read or book, or properly think about a serious issue between now and tomorrow
I can assure you Nap-nap, I'll take your hilariously feeble demands very seriously indeed. Look, I'll write them down on a piece of paper and put them right here in my 'circular file' just so I don't forget them.
Next time you start talking to Tzor, you should probably make it a bit more explicit that you're doing so.Napoleon Ier wrote:perhaps you and I can have an actual debate rather than have you just gallivant around the place making hair-splitting grammatical points
I read this sentence several times, desperately attempting to reconcile it with reality.Napoleon Ier wrote:you're being dismantled by people younger than you.
Ultimately I had to replace the words 'dismanteld by', with 'hilariously and succesfully running rings around' in order to make it anything other than the flagrant tantrumed fantasy of a hormone addled adolescent... but I think you'll agree that the changes were both warranted and accurate.
Are you kidding me? You won't be able to keep your chubby little fingers away from the keyboard for more than ten minutes. It's painfully obvious how serious a business you regard your precious little E-persona, and you just won't be able to resist coming back here to paddy and squeal about how fervently you wish you weren't being made to look like a monumental clown.Napoleon Ier wrote:Until then, adieu.
It ain't Adieu Nappy L'Rash, it's just Au Revoir.
So far, so good...except, you never did actually respond to any of the substance, just made up a load of deluded bullshit and then decided to throw around the word "hypocrisy" without even fucking pausing to think whether or not it was applicable.Dancing Mustard wrote:Ray Rider wrote:What was that you were saying about hypocrisy?
Here's two concepts:
1. Making up a post and replying to it, i.e. inventing things they never said and then replying to those.
2. Replying to a users post, but also adding a paraphrase into the quote i.e. replying to what they said, but also adding a little extra to the quotation for the purposes of humour.
Yes ... and this what is known as an "urban legend".tzor wrote:I think I heard of a case a long time ago where in Califorina someone wanted an abortion becasue the doctors determined that regular birth would be too life threatening but she didn't want to go through a c-section because it would have left a scar. I don't think the doctors were in much agreement with this either, but it was a case where the absolute law sided on the unnecessary abortion.PLAYER57832 wrote:I just have to clarify here. A post viable procedure is a birth. No doctor would actually KILL a truly viable child. That, I believe is a gross misunderstanding that folks like Napoleon have tried to put forward. (though a few crazies advocate that, they are only the fringe and not part of any real debate).
One of the problems is that patient's rights is often used as a general "secrecy" excuse. The result is that in the absence of hard facts that aren't decades old conspiracy theories rise like dandilions in the field.
As Reagan said, "trust but verify."
This is the gayest thing I have read since I rewrote the script for 'Anal Shopping IV'Napoleon Ier wrote:So far, so good...except, you never did actually respond to any of the substance, just made up a load of deluded bullshit and then decided to throw around the word "hypocrisy" without even fucking pausing to think whether or not it was applicable.Dancing Mustard wrote:Ray Rider wrote:What was that you were saying about hypocrisy?
Here's two concepts:
1. Making up a post and replying to it, i.e. inventing things they never said and then replying to those.
2. Replying to a users post, but also adding a paraphrase into the quote i.e. replying to what they said, but also adding a little extra to the quotation for the purposes of humour.
But, here's another concept for ya, Prancing Retard:
Parody: invented, properly speaking, by Hegemon the Thasian, or so the philosopher would have us believe, and later developed by Lucilius and Juvenal as satire. Difficile est non saturam scribere, but it appears that adding quality to seemingly endless quantity of bullshit is beyond your (rather limited) repertoire of skills.
Parody effectively consists in setting a humorous counter-piece against the original work, derived from the roots παρα and οδυ; or "counter ode".
You will note a key feature if this concept:
In order to "counter", as it were, the original "ode", it must use the material within the original ode and paraphrase it amusingly, or hyperbolically extend it.
However, regurgitating the original material and then adding in completely unrelated bullshit afterwards isn't parodic, it's retarded. Trying after this to draw a completely arbitrary line based on precisely dick between what you were doing and what I was, and furthermore failing to advance any reasons why one would count as any more or less "inventive" of material, makes you again, look like a mongoloid.
Vale et salve as they say, and à la prochaine.


Shit. Whats happening?heavycola wrote:I take your point - not literally, obviously.
Speaking of abortions, is anyone aware of just how badly the English cricket team is batting this afternoon?
a womb-scrapingly awful 124-5. Although KP looks good, ish.suggs wrote:Shit. Whats happening?heavycola wrote:I take your point - not literally, obviously.
Speaking of abortions, is anyone aware of just how badly the English cricket team is batting this afternoon?

Obviously you read, what, the first paragraph?Napoleon Ier wrote:Except in the United States of A, there are no food shortages are there...that's their problem over in Afriky. So your friend obviously wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, eh?
Now, if over in fuzzy-wuzzy land they want to argue that scarce resources shouldn't go to "inferior" disabled human beings, fair enough, but don't cloud this with the issue of abortion when this is in fact more of a utilitarian "babies and indians" ethical scenario.
Look, I have GCSEs tomorrow. I can no be arsed to trawl through reams and reams of her pathetic, whingy bullshit. I'd lose the will to live, apart from anything else.InkL0sed wrote:Obviously you read, what, the first paragraph?Napoleon Ier wrote:Except in the United States of A, there are no food shortages are there...that's their problem over in Afriky. So your friend obviously wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, eh?
Now, if over in fuzzy-wuzzy land they want to argue that scarce resources shouldn't go to "inferior" disabled human beings, fair enough, but don't cloud this with the issue of abortion when this is in fact more of a utilitarian "babies and indians" ethical scenario.