as a 16 year old libertarian guitarist, i know what's what

[SnakeySnakey]

Poor people fucking suck. Leeches on society. I'm 16 and know how things work. I listen to metal and classic rock exclusively as they're the best and only worthwhile music that's ever been made in the entirety of history. I can fill up my 100gb non-ipod mp3 player over 10 times with all the music i've downloaded. Oh and I downloaded it for free. Fucking idiots buying their shit from itunes, no wonder they're all so poor. Fucking housewives and niggers walking around with these ipods that can't even fucking manage to fill up. I bet they still use the ipod earbuds too; can't get they get some real headphones? Their idea of high quality is probably skull candy XFD. ROFL! LOL, what are you listening to there, Kanye? Amy Winehouse? Please, what garbage. They pale in comparison to Megadeth, Clapton, buckethead and dragon force! Way to support faceless, gutless suits and their perpetuating of bland, processed radio music ! Eww! Gross! Plainly mediocre at best they are. Fucking sheep. Fucking women. I hate women. I also hate Juno, hipster garbage. Fucking psuedointellecutals trying to be cool and trendy, what tools. "wahhh we care about other people other then themselves" grow up and see the truth you bleeding hearted cunts. XFD! I'm 16 and make more money working for my dad's friend now then they'll ever hope of making in their life. When will these retards learn? These religious morons will follow anything blindly, like that jesus fruit. bloody wankers.

[jonesthecurl]

yeh, well, I fink dat ijits lik U shood put a stick up yer bum.
An then break it off, ha ha roflma&do.

[PLAYER57832]

A lot of sixteen year olds feel they know everything.

Except ... who do you think wrote that music to wich you listen?

... and maybe a few other things as well....

[Frigidus]

A lot of sixteen year olds feel they know everything.

Except ... who do you think wrote that music to wich you listen?

... and maybe a few other things as well....

I just...it's like...seriously, am I the only one that's noticed that every post SnakeySnakey has ever made is satirical? Like, you know, funny? What's with all the actual discussion coming out of this?

[InkL0sed]

A lot of sixteen year olds feel they know everything.

Except ... who do you think wrote that music to wich you listen?

... and maybe a few other things as well....

I just...it's like...seriously, am I the only one that's noticed that every post SnakeySnakey has ever made is satirical? Like, you know, funny? What's with all the actual discussion coming out of this?

Wait, seriously? You're telling me Snakey wasn't serious in that thread involving wood and his rectum? NO WAY!!

[Frigidus]

A lot of sixteen year olds feel they know everything.

Except ... who do you think wrote that music to wich you listen?

... and maybe a few other things as well....

I just...it's like...seriously, am I the only one that's noticed that every post SnakeySnakey has ever made is satirical? Like, you know, funny? What's with all the actual discussion coming out of this?

Wait, seriously? You're telling me Snakey wasn't serious in that thread involving wood and his rectum? NO WAY!!

No that one he was serious about. All the others were fake.

[Snorri1234]

A lot of sixteen year olds feel they know everything.

Except ... who do you think wrote that music to wich you listen?

... and maybe a few other things as well....

I just...it's like...seriously, am I the only one that's noticed that every post SnakeySnakey has ever made is satirical? Like, you know, funny? What's with all the actual discussion coming out of this?

I noticed.

But for some reason people forget what sort of threads this guy posted before.

[jay_a2j]

This is that "stage". All 16 year olds know EVERYTHING.

[heavycola]

This is that "stage". All 16 year olds know EVERYTHING.

:bangs head repeatedly against brick wall:

[PLAYER57832]

This is that "stage". All 16 year olds know EVERYTHING.

Yes, here's and idea ... let's get all those brilliant sixteen year olds together in one place and then maybe they will come up with ways to solve the world's problems..

Oh yeah ... someone already thought of it ... its called "school"

[jonesthecurl]

This is that "stage". All 16 year olds know EVERYTHING.

unlike guitar-playing monkeys.

[Dancing Mustard]

This is that "stage". All 16 year olds know EVERYTHING.

unlike guitar-playing monkeys.

Or just plain old monkeys...

[MeDeFe]

This is that "stage". All 16 year olds know EVERYTHING.

unlike guitar-playing monkeys.

Or just plain old monkeys...

Or just plain old guitars

[Nickbaldwin]

Or young monkeys for that matter.

[danvoy9787]

Wow. You know i am a 16 year old and i couldnt disagree with this other 16 year old idiot more! I disagree with him on everything. Of course, considering everything he said was bigoted nonsense, im sure most ppl do

[heavycola]

Wow. You know i 'm legal

[danvoy9787]

Wow. You know i 'm legal

wow....if thats supposed to be funny.....im LOST...

[jonesthecurl]

Wow. You know i 'm legal

Depends where you're from and what you're contemplating.

[Freetymes]

I had to look back to be sure I did not click flame wars by mistake...

Anyway, as satire this is lame at best. It actually sounds more like a 16 year old trying to sound like an adult making fun of a 16 year old. If that was the point maybe it’s not so lame...

Company policy:
Hire a teen while they still know everything if none apply hire the handicapped it's fun to watch them work...

[jay_a2j]

I had to look back to be sure I did not click flame wars by mistake...

Anyway, as satire this is lame at best. It actually sounds more like a 16 year old trying to sound like an adult making fun of a 16 year old. If that was the point maybe it’s not so lame...

Company policy:
Hire a teen while they still know everything if none apply hire the handicapped it's fun to watch them work...

And just what do you do at work that is so much "fun"?

[Napoleon Ier]

This is that "stage". All 16 year olds know EVERYTHING.

Yes, here's and idea ... let's get all those brilliant sixteen year olds together in one place and then maybe they will come up with ways to solve the world's problems..

Oh yeah ... someone already thought of it ... its called "school"

Where we should be taught the revolutionary concept that not wearing condoms leads to heightened risk of pregnancy and STDs. Funny, I've had PSE lessons for all these years, but I still have difficulty memorizing that concept. Really, it is in no way a waste of my time having screwed up idiots wander in and lecture me about the (frankly utterly retarded) "mistakes" they made when they were young. It's a valuable experience, and I always come away learning more from the experience of having some bitch with 47 chromosomes and a libido she couldn't control preaching to me.

[PLAYER57832]

This is that "stage". All 16 year olds know EVERYTHING.

Yes, here's and idea ... let's get all those brilliant sixteen year olds together in one place and then maybe they will come up with ways to solve the world's problems..

Oh yeah ... someone already thought of it ... its called "school"

Where we should be taught the revolutionary concept that not wearing condoms leads to heightened risk of pregnancy and STDs. Funny, I've had PSE lessons for all these years, but I still have difficulty memorizing that concept. Really, it is in no way a waste of my time having screwed up idiots wander in and lecture me about the (frankly utterly retarded) "mistakes" they made when they were young. It's a valuable experience, and I always come away learning more from the experience of having some bitch with 47 chromosomes and a libido she couldn't control preaching to me.

Yes, we are all familiar with how well you have learned your lessons.

[Napoleon Ier]

Unfortunately for your kind, I took my Catechism more seriously. I won't be aborting my sperm into a chinese-made rubber anytime soon, I'll tell you.

[danvoy9787]

Unfortunately for your kind, I took my Catechism more seriously. I won't be aborting my sperm into a chinese-made rubber anytime soon, I'll tell you.

haha i know! Them chinese things could have lead in it too! Imagine what that might do to ya, eh??

[Napoleon Ier]

Unfortunately for your kind, I took my Catechism more seriously. I won't be aborting my sperm into a chinese-made rubber anytime soon, I'll tell you.

haha i know! Them chinese things could have lead in it too! Imagine what that might do to ya, eh??

That's a classic! You're a genius...I'll be nicking that off you and saving it for my church youth group.