jonesthecurl wrote:But for me, the funniest line ever (maybe I just like obvious jokes) was in Blackadder -
"This is a very sticky moment.
In fact it's the stickiest moment since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun..."
"Why indeed sir, your very posture tells me 'Here is a man of true greatness'."
"Either that or 'Here are my genitals. Please kick them'."
"Right Baldrick, where's the manuscript?"
-"You mean the big papery thing tied up with string?"
"Yes Baldrick, the manuscript, belonging to Doctor Johnson."
-"You mean the baity fellow in the black coat who's just left?"
"Yes Baldrick, Dr Johnson."
-"So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the baity fellow in the black coat who just left is?"
"Yes Baldrick I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers. Now for the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr. Johnson's manuscript?"
-"On the fire."
"On the fire?!"
-"The hot, orangy thing under the stony, mantelpiecey thing."
And possibly my favourite...
"We are going to Mrs. Miggins' Coffee Shop, we are going to find out where Dr. Johnson keeps a copy of his dictionary, and YOU are going to steal it."
-"Me?"
"Yes, you."
-"But why me?"
"Because you burnt it Baldrick."
-"But then I'll go to hell forever for stealing."
"Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic, compared to five minutes with me, and this pencil, if we can't replace this dictionary."
I shouldn't know all these so well.