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Yo mama jokes

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how is yo mama like a kidy pool?????
she's real easy to get into, and about a foot deep... :lol:

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama's tities are so outta wack, she entered a wet T-shirt contest and won first place and last.... :mrgreen:


come on CC, lets here your best Mama jokes.....
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yo mama's so ugly i'd rather stick my own foot down my jap eye than look a photo of her

yo mama's so hairy i'd rather have sex with a dead baby than have sex with her ears

yo mama smells like a poorly crafted korean sofa
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Your moma's so ugly that when she went into a bank they had to turn off the survielence camares.
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yo mama is so ugly, her therapist makes her lie face down....


yo mama is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck
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Mr_Hanky wrote:yo mama's so hairy i'd rather have sex with a dead baby than have sex with her ears

Aah, dead babies, that's more like it.
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Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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MeDeFe wrote:
Mr_Hanky wrote:yo mama's so hairy i'd rather have sex with a dead baby than have sex with her ears

Aah, dead babies, that's more like it.

dead babies are funn, but thats in the other thread. this one is yo mama
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Your mom's not even half as sexy as a dead baby?
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Your big gay mum is gay; just like you. You gay.
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Your mama's so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

That's my favorite one. :lol:
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Your mom is so fat when she sits on a chair she sits around the chair.
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Your moma is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.



(can't belive this wasn't said, it's a classic.).
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Your momma is so old she took out a driving license on a dinosaur.
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yo mama is so black, she drinks water, and pisses out coffee
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yo muma so fat she got more rolls than a town bakery!

yo muma so blick the army uses her for stealth missions
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your mama is so fat that when she jumps into the ocean all the whales start singing "We Are Family"
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Your Mom's like a bowling ball, she get's fingered rolled and tossed into the gutter and still comes back for more.
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Your moma's so stupid when she was raking leaves she fell out of the tree.
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Yo mamma's so stupid she doesn't understand this joke.
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Your mom so fat she needs to use a matress for a tampon.
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Got this from a school play, but the original target wasn't a mom...
Your mama is so ugly, farmers have to use her picture as a scarecrow!
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