the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[diddle]

I know the back of your hand like the back of diddles hand

I know what I can do with the back of my hand aswell, so behave

[apey]

psssshhhhh threatin me with a good time

[johnnyrotten]

Bump.

[diddle]

psssshhhhh threatin me with a good time

Now, that'd be no way to talk to a lady.

This thread is Huge.

[autoload]

Banana.

[johnnyrotten]

.eguH si daerht sihT

[johnnyrotten]

!?sruoh 51 revo ni stsop oN ?no gniog si lleh eht tahW

[diddle]

You truly are a conversation killer.

[johnnyrotten]

You truly are a conversation killer.

I know. It's a gift and a curse.

[apey]

[Quicksigns]

[autoload]

You truly are a conversation killer.

I agree.

[diddle]

With great power comes great responsibility.

[gho]

Anyone seen the latest batman movie? is it worth watching?

[Skittles!]

No and yes and no.

[gho]

well ive found a way to waste time between turns, www.bash.org , the things people say on the internet:

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can f*ck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

[Skittles!]

Looking at the site, I have decreed it is one of the funniest I have ever read.

"<ohm> damn
<ohm> f*ck
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> f*ck
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> f*ck"

[sam_levi_11]

lol that site rules

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

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<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang

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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hiter
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
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<JonTG> Man, my is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, sh*t
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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> P*ssy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> P*ssy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> P*ssy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> P*ssy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> b*stard
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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he ing KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a sh*t
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh sh*t... if i were taking a sh*t and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to f*ck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he ing SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
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[diddikins8]

Quality site, could read all day!

This thread is Huge.

[jonesthecurl]

I managed tp post from Toronto, Southend, Sussex and Waringham, only to find when I got home that Verizon had fallen over.
They've sent me a new Router now, which appears to be working, but my main computer shut down in the middle of using it.
Ho-hum. Back to the older model until I can figure out what's going on. Still at least I have the UK keyboard on this one.

My apologies to the dozen or so people I unavoidably deadbeated on.

I'm off to join a few games now (boy I've missed that and I need to practise for Risk TOC).


I'll catch up on various threads later.

[Nikolai]

Nice to see this thread still running.

[polarbeast23]

wow... this is a long ass thread. how did they know it was going to be the longest running thread when they made it, I wonder...

[autoload]

Yeah.

[muy_thaiguy]

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%


<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

[jonesthecurl]

Still on the back up PC. Main one still throwing fits.
Still at least I joined a few games.

When I was over in the UK and trying to get Grandma's computer to work, I got a peach of a message. I couldn't connect to the internet: up comes an error message, with appropriate number.
Then the suggestion that if I wanted more detail about the error message, I should consult online help.

When I got back and couldn't connect at this end I phoned Verizon and told them the router was dead. They promised to get right on the case, and asked for an email address to send me a confirmation that they were on the case, and give me an update about when it would be completed...