Then the people shall rise;
and the Archbishop, standing before the Classic Altar, shall take the Crown into his hands, and laying it again before him upon the Classic Altar, he shall say:
"O God the Crown of the faithful:
Bless we beseech thee this Classic Crown,
and so sanctify thy servant ROBINETTE
upon whose head this day thou dost place it
for a sign of royal majesty,
that she may be filled by thine abundant grace
with all princely virtues. Amen"
Then the Queen still sitting in the Royal Conquer Club Chair, the Archbishop, assisted with other Bishops, shall come to the Classic Altar: the Dean of Classic Maps shall bring the Crown, and the Archbishop taking it of him shall reverently put it upon the Queen's head. At the sight whereof the people, with loud and repeated shouts, shall cry,
"GOD SAVE THE QUEEN"
The Princes and Princesses, the Peers and Peeresses shall put on their coronets and caps, and the Kings of Arms their crowns; and the trumpets shall sound, and by a signal given, the great guns at the Tower shall be shot off.
The acclamation ceasing, the Archbishop shall go on, and say:
"God crown you with a crown of glory and righteousness,
that having a right faith and manifold fruit of good works,
you may obtain the crown of an everlasting kingdom
by the gift of him whose kingdom endureth forever. Amen."
And now the Queen having been thus anointed and crowned, and having received all the ensigns of Royalty, the Archbishop shall solemnly bless her: and all the Bishops, with the rest of the Peers and all the people, shall follow every part of the Benediction with a loud and hearty Amen.
"I, Qeee1, Duke of Ireland,
speaking on behalf of the CC community,
do become your liege man of life and limb,
and of earthly worship;
and faith and truth will I bear unto you,
to live and die, against all manner of folks.
So help me God."
And arising, he shall touch the Crown upon her Majesty's head and kiss her Majesty's left cheek. When the Homage is ended, the drums shall beat, and the trumpets sound, and all the people shout, crying out:
"God save Queen ROBINETTE"
"Long live Queen ROBINETTE"
"May the Queen live for ever"
Now theres a hag that got around. I'm sure you could find a better Cleopatra.
And now it all makes sense... 
