A qoute from Steven Colbert's I AM AMERICA AND SO CAN YOU.
A FUTURE WHERE THEY ARE STILL PLAYING PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL
Here are my Super Bowl predictions:
2008 Minnesota Vikings 24, Indianapolis Colts 14
2009 St. Louis Rams 42, Pittsburg Steelers 35
2010 Miami Dolphins 17, Washington Redskins 12
2011 MIAMI Dolphins 35, New Orleans Saints 0
2012 Miami Dolphins 78, Dallas Cowboys 0
2013 Miami Dolphins 254, Dallas Cowboys 0
2014 Miami Dolphins 3,340, Dallas Cowboys 0 (1)
2015 Dallas Cowboys 21, New England Patriots 17 (2)
2016 Florida Jaguars 31, Arizona Cardinals 9
(1) Just for the record, this game was a lot closer than the score indicates. (2) First Super Bowl following the UN-mandated execution of the Miami Dolphins
2017 Arizona Cardinals 21, Baghdad Tigers 12
2018 Kansas City Cheifs 27, San Francisco Sodomites 17
2019 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2020 North American Survivors 26, Southern Wastelands 14
2021 North American Survivors 27, EuroNordic Alliance 26 (OT)
2022 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2023 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2024 Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 52, Human Playthings 7
2025 Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 64, Human Playthings 0
2026 Miami Dolphins 45, Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 14 (3)
(3)In my opinion the Miami Dolphins should have been reanimated a few years earlier, but hey, I'm not the Pan-Galactic Sporting Commissioner.[/i]
I think I'll trust S.C. with his predictions. He's a smart guy.
the Vikings over the Colts.
Leaders of religious organizations will crap in forested areas.
Ursidae will wear funny hats.
Oxygen and Hydrogen will fall from the sky.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Juan_Bottom wrote:A qoute from Steven Colbert's I AM AMERICA AND SO CAN YOU.
A FUTURE WHERE THEY ARE STILL PLAYING PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL
Here are my Super Bowl predictions:
2008 Minnesota Vikings 24, Indianapolis Colts 14
2009 St. Louis Rams 42, Pittsburg Steelers 35
2010 Miami Dolphins 17, Washington Redskins 12
2011 MIAMI Dolphins 35, New Orleans Saints 0
2012 Miami Dolphins 78, Dallas Cowboys 0
2013 Miami Dolphins 254, Dallas Cowboys 0
2014 Miami Dolphins 3,340, Dallas Cowboys 0 (1)
2015 Dallas Cowboys 21, New England Patriots 17 (2)
2016 Florida Jaguars 31, Arizona Cardinals 9
(1) Just for the record, this game was a lot closer than the score indicates. (2) First Super Bowl following the UN-mandated execution of the Miami Dolphins
2017 Arizona Cardinals 21, Baghdad Tigers 12
2018 Kansas City Cheifs 27, San Francisco Sodomites 17
2019 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2020 North American Survivors 26, Southern Wastelands 14
2021 North American Survivors 27, EuroNordic Alliance 26 (OT)
2022 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2023 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2024 Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 52, Human Playthings 7
2025 Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 64, Human Playthings 0
2026 Miami Dolphins 45, Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 14 (3)
(3)In my opinion the Miami Dolphins should have been reanimated a few years earlier, but hey, I'm not the Pan-Galactic Sporting Commissioner.[/i]
I think I'll trust S.C. with his predictions. He's a smart guy.
the Vikings over the Colts.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
This one train that ONLY runs at exactly midnight. It has all the lonley girls that take it going anywhere. All the guys too, but I don't talk to them usually. They're assholes.