Never-Ending Questions & Answers, The "Why" Game

[drake_259]

Who can i, dad will moan at me because i'm too young?

[Draconian_Intel]

That didn't make sense. Learn proper grammar if you want people to listen to you.

[dittoeevee8888]

Fine, I'll say it in proper grammar...

Who can I ask, dad will ignore me and say "You're too young to use the Internet"?

[drake_259]

Ask your brother

[Draconian_Intel]

Why would my brother be able to do it?

[drake_259]

im busy

[Nikolai]

What are you doing?

[drake_259]

Washing-up

[dittoeevee8888]

Fine I'll wait for you to be done.

*waits*

Why are you washing up after you just washed the dishes?

[drake_259]

because i haven't finished yet

[conquerclubgamer]

But you always told me not to put things off. It's been two hours! Why can't old people wash the dishes faster?

[dittoeevee8888]

Because I was waiting until you were free enough so that I could teach you how to wash dishes. It's about time that you learned to do some chores around the house.

[poptartpsycho18]

Okay--you guys when off the rails there a bit back. New question:

Where did Bobby get a new little sister from?

[dittoeevee8888]

His parents adopted a new little sister.

[conquerclubgamer]

What's Bobby's last name?

[drake_259]

it's Focker

[conquerclubgamer]

But why is he a f****r?

[drake_259]

hey don't swear, i'll let you of with a warning this time but next time it won't be so pleasant

[viking97]

but im your favourite! why wont it be pleasant

[drake_259]

I think you know why little kiddie

[Nickbaldwin]

Are you a pedomophile?

[Eigidansei]

no but you are

[drake_259]

Mummy, why was daddy and you screaming last night?

[Eigidansei]

becuz we was having fun but he did to much

[drake_259]

What did he do too much of?