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I just got four job offers.

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1. Martial Arts instructor
2. US Military Weapons analyst
3. Business Entrepreneurship Abroad (anywhere in Europe) for Microsoft
4. Some dude named Omar wants me to run his office

Meh
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Go with #4.
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you will need them to support your "other" habits, yes I mean all 4 jobs :P
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SnakeySnakey wrote:1. Martial Arts instructor
2. US Military Weapons analyst
3. Business Entrepreneurship Abroad (anywhere in Europe) for Microsoft
4. Some dude named Omar wants me to run his office

Meh
#4 sounds pretty legit, go with that.
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#4 is definitely the best choice.
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pancakemix wrote:Go with #4.
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nagerous wrote:
pancakemix wrote:Go with #4.
Yep. Definitely #4 :lol:
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Nah, carry on at McD's.
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jonesthecurl wrote:Nah, carry on at McD's.
I was going to say black market organs behind the local slaughterhouse, but that works too, I guess.
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Can habitual liars ever be in recovery? Or is it a condition they will live with for the rest of their lives? (serious questions)
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jay_a2j wrote:Can habitual liars ever be in recovery? Or is it a condition they will live with for the rest of their lives? (serious questions)

Mr. y_a2j,

I am confused.

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers. Not a thread for you to ask questions of no one in particular.

If you would like me to start a thread for you entitled "jay_a2j Answers Questions No One Cares About and Asks Random Questions of No One In Particular" I would be happy to oblige.
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SnakeySnakey wrote:1. Martial Arts instructor
2. US Military Weapons analyst
3. Business Entrepreneurship Abroad (anywhere in Europe) for Microsoft
4. Some dude named Omar wants me to run his office

Meh

Does Omar live in Baltimore?
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pimpdave wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Can habitual liars ever be in recovery? Or is it a condition they will live with for the rest of their lives? (serious questions)

Mr. y_a2j,

I am confused.

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers. Not a thread for you to ask questions of no one in particular.

If you would like me to start a thread for you entitled "jay_a2j Answers Questions No One Cares About and Asks Random Questions of No One In Particular" I would be happy to oblige.
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go with #2 Snakey, you'll like it 8-)
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pimpdave wrote:

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers.

It is related. The OP (to my knowledge) has yet to start a REAL thread. And to be quite frank, it's a little annoying seeing all these thread that, taken at face value, are nothing more than spam.
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jay_a2j wrote:
pimpdave wrote:

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers.

It is related. The OP (to my knowledge) has yet to start a REAL thread. And to be quite frank, it's a little annoying seeing all these thread that, taken at face value, are nothing more than spam.

That is very unkind and unfair. If you want to put Snakey down for sharing his good news and great fortune with us, then why don't you start a thread about him in Flame Wars?

I for one am honored that someone who gets job offers as awesome as Snakey would consider us worthy of being told about it.
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pimpdave wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
pimpdave wrote:

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers.

It is related. The OP (to my knowledge) has yet to start a REAL thread. And to be quite frank, it's a little annoying seeing all these thread that, taken at face value, are nothing more than spam.

That is very unkind and unfair. If you want to put Snakey down for sharing his good news and great fortune with us, then why don't you start a thread about him in Flame Wars?

I for one am honored that someone who gets job offers as awesome as Snakey would consider us worthy of being told about it.


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pimpdave wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Can habitual liars ever be in recovery? Or is it a condition they will live with for the rest of their lives? (serious questions)

Mr. y_a2j,

I am confused.

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers. Not a thread for you to ask questions of no one in particular.

If you would like me to start a thread for you entitled "jay_a2j Answers Questions No One Cares About and Asks Random Questions of No One In Particular" I would be happy to oblige.
probably not a fail thread if it happened. Or at least it would stand a better chance than some of the later share you views ones. Though mr.thecurl is doing an admirable job in his.
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got tonkaed wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Can habitual liars ever be in recovery? Or is it a condition they will live with for the rest of their lives? (serious questions)

Mr. y_a2j,

I am confused.

I thought this was a thread about Snakey's awesome job offers. Not a thread for you to ask questions of no one in particular.

If you would like me to start a thread for you entitled "jay_a2j Answers Questions No One Cares About and Asks Random Questions of No One In Particular" I would be happy to oblige.
probably not a fail thread if it happened. Or at least it would stand a better chance than some of the later share you views ones. Though mr.thecurl is doing an admirable job in his.
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Hmmmm I was expecting something kinky and freakish like blow jobs= One from this chick at work, one from my sister , one from my daughter that i had when I was two, and one from my cousin
or is that rusty monkey #-o
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apey wrote:Hmmmm I was expecting something kinky and freakish like blow jobs= One from this chick at work, one from my sister , one from my daughter that i had when I was two, and one from my cousin
or is that rusty monkey #-o


is that you first or second cousin apey ....lol
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I went into microslut for an interview and the population of the people working there that I saw was about 75% Indian. From India...not like native Americans. I think they need some affirmative action....hire some more white men.
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