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From a new recruit in Feudal wars

2008-08-21 03:20:07 - genwa33: you took my castle?

LMFAO
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I don't see the funny.
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Sentinel XIV wrote:I don't see the funny.
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eh i was drunk...
i found it funny
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danodukebb wrote:eh i was drunk...
i found it funny
change the title to "I found this comment to be the 'funniest comment ever', while i was drunk! But on closer inspection it gives me a good insight as to why sex with an attractive stranger, whilst drunk, is ill advised!"
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lanyards wrote:
Sentinel XIV wrote:I don't see the funny.
--lanyards

It's like " You sunk my battleship !"
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Scott-Land wrote:
lanyards wrote:
Sentinel XIV wrote:I don't see the funny.
--lanyards

It's like " You sunk my battleship !"
That's what I was thinking, but...

I still don't see the funny.
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The funniest (at the time) quote from my board-gaming history was the line "...and I got my donkey for free!"

In hindsight, the amusement value is virtually nil!
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I don't know, I've always found "....AND YOUR SHIRT LOOK LIKE A DISHRAG" to be one of the better post-elimination phrases.

But then, I'm the one saying it, so I like it.
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I found it amusing in an idiodic sort of way... then again, well just look my sig quote...
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I was called a "windowlicker" in-game, once. I found that one quite amusing.
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hwhrhett called me a dogfucker when he noticed that I had skipped a card.
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Georgerx7di wrote:hwhrhett called me a dogfucker when he noticed that I had skipped a card.


Ya he stole it from Incand- although no one's touched the bowl of dicks.
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My favorite remains...

2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf
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the funiest thing that ever happened was when this noob was getting pissed off becuase he couldnt take this terroity. He claims to have lost over 31 armies and not conquered it!! On closer inspection i found that he was bombarding it, but player didnt know what bombard was!!

it was as funny as hell and I ouldnt stop laughing, just imagining the poor git hitting attack with frustration and then slammming his keyboard really hard...it still gives me the giggles :lol: :lol: :lol:
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FabledIntegral wrote:My favorite remains...

2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf
Nice one, the thread finally gets a funny comment :P
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jiminski wrote:change the title to "I found this comment to be the 'funniest comment ever', while i was drunk! But on closer inspection it gives me a good insight as to why sex with an attractive stranger, whilst drunk, is ill advised!"
brevity is wit, right jim?
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The1exile wrote:
jiminski wrote:change the title to "I found this comment to be the 'funniest comment ever', while i was drunk! But on closer inspection it gives me a good insight as to why sex with an attractive stranger, whilst drunk, is ill advised!"
brevity is wit, right jim?
yes
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In another context, someone once wrote to me "Jones, may the dogs defile your grave". I quite like that one.
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FabledIntegral wrote:My favorite remains...

2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf
FUCKING LOL
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RashidJelzin wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:My favorite remains...

2008-07-11 07:31:11 - TinusArov: im probably a foot taller than you
2008-07-11 07:31:16 - TinusArov: u 4 ft sucker
2008-07-11 07:32:20 - FabledIntegral: lmao - you just called yourself 5 ft
2008-07-11 07:32:32 - FabledIntegral: you fucking retard
2008-07-11 07:32:35 - FabledIntegral: you're a 5 foot dwarf
FUCKING LOL

hahahaha
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2008-08-29 05:18:13 - Itrade: Teal can you move next turn I wanna get out of North America
2008-08-29 05:18:29 - badcrix: dam im dead
2008-08-29 05:18:49 - Itrade: okay no need then


Worth a chuckle....
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