ah... that explains it. i saw the sculpture. it appears to be an angel, not god.hecter wrote:That's a sculpture, and it wasn't done by Goya...mpjh wrote:You only need to look at Goya's painting of The Ecstasy of St. Teresa to realize that god has sex with those that pray hard enough, and she likes women, so definitely gay or should I say lesbian.
She was supposedly stabbed through the heart by an Angel, putting her into a state of ecstasy, or some bullshit like that... Either way, it's a great and very erotic sculpture.black elk speaks wrote:ah... that explains it. i saw the sculpture. it appears to be an angel, not god.hecter wrote:That's a sculpture, and it wasn't done by Goya...mpjh wrote:You only need to look at Goya's painting of The Ecstasy of St. Teresa to realize that god has sex with those that pray hard enough, and she likes women, so definitely gay or should I say lesbian.
Thw White God of the Christians, afraid so. The same cannon be said for the Aesir and Vanir, the Fell Lords and Fair Ladies of Vahalla in the realm of Asgard.Dancing Mustard wrote:What do you reckon? Is there any mileage in the 'God is a sausage-jockey' theory?
As supporting evidence I present the whole "So I just invented a world eh? I'll fill it with naked men, a big phallic serpent, a shortage of fig-leaves... and no chicks" job that went down in Genesis.
God = Homo. What do you reckon?
mpjh wrote:A lot more people are inspired by the spiritual message of compassion and love than are inspired by the message of hate and cowardliness of the guy with one testicle that didn't have the courage to face defeat and killed himself and had his body burned with a prostitute, much like you I am sure.
Say, thor when are you going to play a game so we an whip your nazi ass?
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
It's always a fine line.pimpdave wrote:Wow.
I thought this thread was headed for HaHaLand, but seems to have taken a sudden turn towards Rape City.
I'm never gonna let you down.mpjh wrote:Keep it up, I think it is good to bury the nazi in trivial conversation
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
Nor will I ever give you up.mpjh wrote:Thanks
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
Speaking of which, how would god wear his hair? Cropped? Elvis-style? Ponytail? Mohawk?jonesthecurl wrote:btw god, LOVE the new hairdo.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
You mean not at all?jonesthecurl wrote:he would comb his hair in mysterious ways,
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
I found it yesterday in a burger I ate. I threw it away though as it looked funny...just couldn't bring myself to swallow it down..mpjh wrote:God is bald and she is really embarrass about it, so she wears a wig of angel feathers. She lost her hair making the last black hole. It is rumored that anyone who can find a strand of her hair can gain eternal youth, sort of the black hole of youth.
If he were as powerful as he should have been, then he should have made good on his threat to call down those 12 legions of angels he spoke of.mpjh wrote:A lot more people are inspired by the spiritual message of compassion and love than are inspired by the message of hate and cowardliness of the guy with one testicle that didn't have the courage to face defeat and killed himself and had his body burned with a prostitute, much like you I am sure.
Say, thor when are you going to play a game so we an whip your nazi ass -- again?