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Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
harsh. it's totally korean cuisine that eats dogs.Dancing Mustard wrote:Check the dustbins at your local budget Oriental Cuisine establishment, and pray that one of his more chewy limbs had some distinguishing features.
plenty off Chinese Take Aways have been busted for Cats and Dogs found in their bins and fridges. sad,but true.The1exile wrote:harsh. it's totally korean cuisine that eats dogs.Dancing Mustard wrote:Check the dustbins at your local budget Oriental Cuisine establishment, and pray that one of his more chewy limbs had some distinguishing features.

Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Happy noises! Happy noises!Dancing Mustard wrote:Because that's where the restaurant is?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Because my senile father decided to take her to his restaurant when he went to lock up, the dog got out of the car, and when he tried to tell her to get in the car she bolted. And to make it worse, my dad's a gimp so he couldn't run after her and by the time he pulled around the van, she was long gone.DAZMCFC wrote:plenty off Chinese Take Aways have been busted for Cats and Dogs found in their bins and fridges. sad,but true.The1exile wrote:harsh. it's totally korean cuisine that eats dogs.Dancing Mustard wrote:Check the dustbins at your local budget Oriental Cuisine establishment, and pray that one of his more chewy limbs had some distinguishing features.
can i ask why was it lost 5 miles away?
Hologram wrote:Because my senile father decided to take her to his restaurant when he went to lock up, the dog got out of the car, and when he tried to tell her to get in the car she bolted. And to make it worse, my dad's a gimp so he couldn't run after her and by the time he pulled around the van, she was long gone.DAZMCFC wrote:plenty off Chinese Take Aways have been busted for Cats and Dogs found in their bins and fridges. sad,but true.The1exile wrote:harsh. it's totally korean cuisine that eats dogs.Dancing Mustard wrote:Check the dustbins at your local budget Oriental Cuisine establishment, and pray that one of his more chewy limbs had some distinguishing features.
can i ask why was it lost 5 miles away?

well, DM I think that was rather cruel of you....even if you were just joking. If you aren't going to be helpful, then maybe just don't post huh?Dancing Mustard wrote:Check the dustbins at your local budget Oriental Cuisine establishment, and pray that one of his more chewy limbs had some distinguishing features.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
I think this is the better option.Dancing Mustard wrote:Yeah... but you still found it funny, so maybe I'll just keep on posting eh?