OBAMA

[Napoleon Ier]

Damn. You make whump and assprowler sound literate. Abraham Lincoln (one of the great con men in the history of this country, if not the greatest) destroyed our constitution when he denied the Confederate colonies their constitutional right to secede. Since then it has been progressively raped, but never so much and so flagrantly as during the Bush administration. All it takes is to put a little fear into the populace, and they piss their pants and sell their souls. After seeing all the wankers like yourself jumping on the Bush bandwagon, i am deeply ashamed to be an Amerikan. By the way, are you even a native? Your mastery of the English language is amazing. For you to express your views in print is like a fat chick wearing a thong to the beach.


Honibaz

Yeah, but see, whilst McCain is going to rape the Constitution gently, and careful-like, Obama is going f*** it up the ass for all it's worth like a gangsta. And you're right, I recently finished DiLorenzo's books on him, and can safely re-affirm that Abraham Lincoln was a monumental twat.

[Snorri1234]

Damn. You make whump and assprowler sound literate. Abraham Lincoln (one of the great con men in the history of this country, if not the greatest) destroyed our constitution when he denied the Confederate colonies their constitutional right to secede. Since then it has been progressively raped, but never so much and so flagrantly as during the Bush administration. All it takes is to put a little fear into the populace, and they piss their pants and sell their souls. After seeing all the wankers like yourself jumping on the Bush bandwagon, i am deeply ashamed to be an Amerikan. By the way, are you even a native? Your mastery of the English language is amazing. For you to express your views in print is like a fat chick wearing a thong to the beach.


Honibaz

Yeah, but see, whilst McCain is going to rape the Constitution gently, and careful-like, Obama is going f*** it up the ass for all it's worth like a gangsta. And you're right, I recently finished DiLorenzo's books on him, and can safely re-affirm that Abraham Lincoln was a monumental twat.

I picture Obama as a far gentler lover.



Wait, that didn't come out right...

[amidoinitrite?]

obama takes what he wants

[FabledIntegral]

ok this guy is a real nothing yall...
he has nothing to offer. no stands no positions except what he saw on the polls which he then decided was his daily position...i mean now he is saying how good iraq worked out???!!!!!

and now whats making me sick is the attacks on sarah palin...give me a break no one attack biden and palin is a woman arent libs supposed to suport women they should be excited !!! im even sicker by stuff i hear about how obama is such a good guy cause he isnt attacking her!!! of course he wont he has all his friends do it for him!!!! and no one can attack obama cause wohhh "he is a black man" and that would be rasist well then any attack on palin is sexist !!

The reason most Republican presidents are elected? --> appeal to rednecks.

C'mon ya'll... libs are supposed to suport women!!!

The epitome of ignorance...

[Snorri1234]

The epitome of ignorance...

Yeah, that's pretty much Thornheart.

[pimpdave]

You'll never guess who I partied with this weekend!

[Backglass]

You'll never guess who I partied with this weekend!

Bristol Palin? She'll do anything for a drink...just like Mom & Dad!

[pimpdave]

No, way better. I'll give you a hint, it involved a guy whose name rhymes with Han Bon Jovi.

[jonesthecurl]

Not Ham bon Lovi? I love that guy!

[Frigidus]

I think Obama is a pretty cool guy. eh is black and doesnt afraid of anything.

[pimpdave]

Not Ham bon Lovi? I love that guy!

No, Some singer named, um, Rufus Bon Jovi, I think. He had a fundraiser at his house for Obama.

I didn't go, but I was chilling with Lomax, Gonzo, and Pooh when we saw Obama's plane and the secret service, and we were like, "America, f*ck Yeah!"

And then we drove away and were like, "$30,000 a ticket to that party fellas." (all three of us, at the same time).

And we were sad.

But we kept driving along. And then a song came on, called "Livin on a Prayer", and somehow, through the sheer power of Bon Jovi's rocking (as was possible in all 80s metal hair band videos), we were transmogrified into debutant gentlemen about the town, with tickets to the biggest party on the east coast. And the beat up Toyota became a Ferrari.


No, actually none of that happened. Except Gonzo made a comment about the secret service that made us all give him a look.

Obama was in New Jersey, and I was driving through it, and wondered if his trip had made news... Guess not.

[jonesthecurl]

They had a fundraiser in the house next door to me last year, and Carole King was there.

I'm not awestruck by JBJ or Carole King, but I thought I'd just mention it.

[oVo]

Hey THORNHEART... maybe you can discover a few facts worth repeating here.

That voting thing you referred to, "present" as opposed to casting a yes/no vote on legislation is in reference to Barack Obama's eight years as an Illinois Senator... which forces a bill to be reworked by it's presenters before returning to the Senate for a vote. This is usually done to remove unrelated spending/grift/pork from a bill before it can be approved by the Illinois Senate.

honibaz... "two sides of the same coin?" maybe so... I felt it didn't make much difference which party was in control, but two terms of George Bush has changed that view.
Same as the old boss?

DaGip sed... "The Republican Party officially left it's conservative base." Is it the word maverick that makes you believe this? The GOP ticket is very very very conservative. Republican ads say, "Washington is broken and McCain knows it", but he's been there since 1982 and hasn't done much of anything about it.

THORNHEART = targetman377 ?

[MeDeFe]

Targetman, the word you were looking for earlier is spelt 'controversial'.



Honibaz

[jonesthecurl]

I think the McCain campaign should use a poster of the guy who was waving his home-made banner while McC was urging the delegates to go do something useful, like teach an illiterate adult.
It read "Mavrick".

[targetman377]

Hey THORNHEART... maybe you can discover a few facts worth repeating here.

That voting thing you referred to, "present" as opposed to casting a yes/no vote on legislation is in reference to Barack Obama's eight years as an Illinois Senator... which forces a bill to be reworked by it's presenters before returning to the Senate for a vote. This is usually done to remove unrelated spending/grift/pork from a bill before it can be approved by the Illinois Senate.

honibaz... "two sides of the same coin?" maybe so... I felt it didn't make much difference which party was in control, but two terms of George Bush has changed that view.
Same as the old boss?

DaGip sed... "The Republican Party officially left it's conservative base." Is it the word maverick that makes you believe this? The GOP ticket is very very very conservative. Republican ads say, "Washington is broken and McCain knows it", but he's been there since 1982 and hasn't done much of anything about it.

THORNHEART = targetman377 ?

are you telling me that i am am the same as thornheart?

[heavycola]

You're an idiot.

An idiot with a vote, unfortunately. Such is democracy.

[Dancing Mustard]

You'll never guess who I partied with this weekend!

My Mother.



Oh no, hang on... that's not how the joke works.

[jonesthecurl]

You'll never guess who I partied with this weekend!

My Mother.



Oh no, hang on... that's not how the joke works.

Well, MY mum says that is how it works. Or that's what your Mum told her.
Or something.