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Neoteny wrote:Why do people peel bananas backward?
How do you peel them forwards? :mrgreen:
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Dancing Mustard wrote:and why do men have nipples?
Apparently we can lactate too. Just the liver breaks it all down. Some people in the holocaust produced milk, once their liver got beyond fucked.
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Dancing Mustard wrote:If you can only afford one workout supplement ought you opt for a protein milkshake or a creatine supplement? What are the respective benefits of each?
Weightgain 3000 is the correct answer. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!
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jonesthecurl wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:why is inflammable not the opposite of flammable?

It isn't?
Flammable = will burn
INflammable = will burn

Jay: if a label says "highly inflammable", DON'T use to put out a fire...

why did you have to tell him that. #-o
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DAZMCFC wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:why is inflammable not the opposite of flammable?

It isn't?
Flammable = will burn
INflammable = will burn

Jay: if a label says "highly inflammable", DON'T use to put out a fire...

why did you have to tell him that. #-o
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Iliad wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:and why do men have nipples?
Apparently we can lactate too. Just the liver breaks it all down. Some people in the holocaust produced milk, once their liver got beyond fucked.
LOL. Year 9 history sucks Jay's balls. I remember learning that, and I still remember the picture. It's caused by not eating properly and stuff.
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How do guys in wheelchairs have sex?
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jonesthecurl wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:why is inflammable not the opposite of flammable?

It isn't?
Flammable = will burn
INflammable = will burn

Jay: if a label says "highly inflammable", DON'T use to put out a fire...

why did you have to tell him that. #-o
For the sake of the prisoners.
Wooo lets keep quoting XD
Why did i just do that?!?! #-o
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jnd94 wrote:How do guys in wheelchairs have sex?
With great difficulty.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?


Why does this " :^o " seem wrong on so many levels?

And why does this " :ugeek: " have a great resemblance to mandolorian?
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Why would they bury the survivors?
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jnd94 wrote:How do guys in wheelchairs have sex?
With each other?
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muy_thaiguy wrote:If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?
At sea.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
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muy_thaiguy wrote:And why does this " :ugeek: " have a great resemblance to mandolorian?
We are discovered! Flee immediately!
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jnd94 wrote:How do guys in wheelchairs have sex?
They put the brake on.....
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Dancing Mustard wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?
At sea.
You don't bury survivors Hahahahaha
Woo i got the pun line :P
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LiveWindows wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?
At sea.
You don't bury survivors Hahahahaha
I do.
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Snorri1234 wrote:
LiveWindows wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?
At sea.
You don't bury survivors Hahahahaha
I do.
As do I... Ungrateful bastards...
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LiveWindows wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:If a plane from Germany, that was piloted by Swiss pilots, and the passengers were from the US, and the plane crashes in Ethiopia, where do you bury the survivors?
At sea.
You don't bury survivors Hahahahaha
Woo i got the pun line :P
I have got to start using 'sarcasm' tags more often...
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