what is wrong with american politics

[Neoteny]

also because the US fucking scares me.)

I live here and it scare me!

I live here and it pisses me off.


Honibaz

also because the US fucking scares me.)

I live here and it scare me!

I live here and it pisses me off.


Honibaz

I live here, and I don't get what people see in baseball.

Agreed on both counts. It should really be called "throw a little ball like a little girl at a little girl wearing head pads with a stick and try to hit the ball with the stick as hard as you little girl arms can manage-ball."

[jay_a2j]

I live here and it scare me!

Were you home schooled?

Had I been, I'd probably have a better education.

[Dancing Mustard]

Had I been, I'd probably have a better education.

Should have been:

If I had been, then I would probably have had/received a better education.

So I suppose that we can only conclude that you are correct in your assertion. State schooling did indeed leave you, for all intents and purposes, nearly illiterate.

[jay_a2j]

Should have been:

If I had been, then I would probably have had/received a better education.

So I suppose that we can only conclude that you are correct in your assertion. State schooling did indeed leave you, for all intents and purposes, nearly illiterate.

No, only for the feeble minded who need more words to understand the same frigging point.

[MeDeFe]

Had I been, I'd probably have a better education.

Should have been:

If I had been, then I would probably have had/received a better education.

So I suppose that we can only conclude that you are correct in your assertion. State schooling did indeed leave you, for all intents and purposes, nearly illiterate.

The first part is correct, DM, "Had I been" is grammatically correct in the context.

[Dancing Mustard]

only for the feeble minded who need more words to understand the same frigging point.

Now now, no need to get all angry just because you lack basic written-English skills. I'm sure that even a man of your limited means and faculties will be able to find himself a good nightclass that can help him learn the basics that he should have picked up thirty years ago.

After all Jay, how can you expect us to take your illogical ramblings seriously if you can't express yourself more articulately than the average toddler?

Seriously, I'm just trying to help you drag yourself out of illiterate squalor... I mean, do you really want to keep writing like a stupid person for the rest of your days?

[jay_a2j]

This post was made by Dancing Mustard who is currently on your ignore list.

Aaaaaah, this is almost better than cow tipping.

[pimpdave]

This post was made by Dancing Mustard who is currently on your ignore list.

Aaaaaah, this is almost better than cow tipping.

So you enjoy impugning a dairy farmer's ability to make a living? They don't make much money to begin with, but you have to go damaging their source of income?

Most tipped cows stop giving milk (if not all). Cruel not only to the cow, but also to the farmer. And by the transitive power, to me, who likes to drink milk and enjoys it on his breakfast cereal.

I wonder then, if you would much enjoy having your car keyed, or no, wait, a better analogy... Would you enjoy, and find immense humor, in having someone pour sugar in your gas tank? Makes for a nice smooth ride in your car...

Do unto others, and all of that, yeah?

[jay_a2j]

This post was made by Dancing Mustard who is currently on your ignore list.

Aaaaaah, this is almost better than cow tipping.

So you enjoy impugning a dairy farmer's ability to make a living? They don't make much money to begin with, but you have to go damaging their source of income?

Most tipped cows stop giving milk (if not all). Cruel not only to the cow, but also to the farmer. And by the transitive power, to me, who likes to drink milk.

I wonder then, if you would much enjoy having your car keyed, or no, wait, a better analogy... Would you enjoy, and find immense humor, in having someone pour sugar in your gas tank? Makes for a nice smooth ride in your car...

Do unto others, and all of that, yeah?

Um, I have never tipped a cow. I had to edit it quickly because I originally had "sex" in place of cow tipping and this is a family friendly forum.

[pimpdave]

Um, I have never tipped a cow. I had to edit it quickly because I originally had "sex" in place of cow tipping and this is a family friendly forum.

Well that's a relief. But I am still confused as to how having sex with cows is family friendly.

[heavycola]

I originally had "sex" in place of cow tipping

And how do they compare?

[Dancing Mustard]

This post was made by Jay_a2j who is semi-illiterate and was probably spouting bollocks anyway.

Wheeeeeeeeee!!!

It's always fun to watch Jay get all upset when people don't blindly accept his poorly written, unevidenced, crackpot talk; it's even funnier when he puts them on ignore when they point out schoolboy errors in his posts.


"Hai guys!! I hav sum stupid theories aboot teh worldz whcich I am going 2 spam at u in broken Engleesh!!! U R hav 2 listen 2 me B-cos I R hav 3 speech lol!!!1....... Hang onz!! Whats this? Somebody expressin a contrary viewpointz??? Betta bury my hed in teh sandz and try 2 drown out teh logicz by ignoring dem... dat is how teh Xchange of ideaz happens, and how I r chaynge peeoples minds bout current afayres. Ryte?"

Sure thing Jay... we are all definitely impressed by your mature way of dealing with mild criticism. You have in no way cemented the impression that you are some kind of gullible toddler trapped in a podgy middle-aged body.

[jay_a2j]

I originally had "sex" in place of cow tipping

And how do they compare?

That's a question you'd have to ask your wife.

[pimpdave]

I originally had "sex" in place of cow tipping

And how do they compare?

That's a question you'd have to ask your wife.

Whoa.

Major can of worms here, but out of respect for your wife, I won't go there.

[Thor Son of Olaf]

Had I been, I'd probably have a better education.

Should have been:

If I had been, then I would probably have had/received a better education.

So I suppose that we can only conclude that you are correct in your assertion. State schooling did indeed leave you, for all intents and purposes, nearly illiterate.

The first part, "Had I been," is proper grammar, if a bit formal. He should have said "have had".

[Thor Son of Olaf]

This of course will never happen, and people wonder why i don't vote.


Honibaz

And I wonder what is so fucking difficult about answering a man's simple question. So, what's your excuse pig-fucker?!

[Thor Son of Olaf]

Wait, why is Thor speaking against b.k. in favour of Jenos?


Are there multiple levels of sarcasm I'm not getting or something?

Despite our falling out years ago, and our opposing viewpoints on many issues, I still have respect for the man. Something I can scarcely say of many others.

[Hologram]

Nothing is wrong with American politics. Ever since 1788 politicians have used mud slinging techniques to get elected, and yet somehow, America always seems to come up with the right people at the right time.

[Snorri1234]

Nothing is wrong with American politics. Ever since 1788 politicians have used mud slinging techniques to get elected, and yet somehow, America always seems to come up with the right people at the right time.

Wait what?

They always come up with people just after the right time. Problems can be solved but they could've been solved earlier.

[Hologram]

Nothing is wrong with American politics. Ever since 1788 politicians have used mud slinging techniques to get elected, and yet somehow, America always seems to come up with the right people at the right time.

Wait what?

They always come up with people just after the right time. Problems can be solved but they could've been solved earlier.

About half the time, yeah I'll give you that.

[pimpdave]

Nothing is wrong with American politics. Ever since 1788 politicians have used mud slinging techniques to get elected, and yet somehow, America always seems to come up with the right people at the right time.

Wait what?

They always come up with people just after the right time. Problems can be solved but they could've been solved earlier.

About half the time, yeah I'll give you that.

I don't know about that. Too little too late, mixed with a ton of luck seems to be theme of our history.

[Hologram]

Nothing is wrong with American politics. Ever since 1788 politicians have used mud slinging techniques to get elected, and yet somehow, America always seems to come up with the right people at the right time.

Wait what?

They always come up with people just after the right time. Problems can be solved but they could've been solved earlier.

About half the time, yeah I'll give you that.

I don't know about that. Too little too late, mixed with a ton of luck seems to be theme of our history.

Well, luck is a key to any nation's history, past or present. As for too little too late, while there's a lot of it throughout the entire history of our nation, if this were the dominant theme we would've been a dead nation a long long time ago.

[heavycola]

I originally had "sex" in place of cow tipping

And how do they compare?

That's a question you'd have to ask your wife.

you'd need some serious hydraulics to tip my wife.