for the lazy people, explosm.com

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:08 am

lololol. Damn Firefox 2.0, doesn't recognise lololol as a word.

morph · Post by **morph** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:22 pm

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/postin ... ply&t=2794

lol check out this thread its funny as hell... i think if i find something funny on another thread ill post it here, and this is one of them

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:40 pm

I just read all 19 pages.

Those are some really funny comics.

And some not so funny ones

morph · Post by **morph** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:40 am

[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/753/"]

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Skittlesandmnms · Post by **Skittlesandmnms** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:03 am

LMFAO that one was really good

morph · Post by **morph** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:29 am

there was a movie or flash thing of this guy teaching a class in college and a kids cell phone went off in the middle of the lecture, the teacher while walking around lectureing grabbed it cuz the kid answered it and proceeded to talk on the phone and within seconds it was grabbed and smashed to the ground and the teacher never missed a beat in his lecuture.. it was fucking awsome..

morph · Post by **morph** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:57 am

a friend just sent this to me... thought i should share..

I Am A Princess

An airline's passenger cabin was being
served by an obviously gay
flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood...

As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle
and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing
this big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle,
he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat,

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."

Skittlesandmnms · Post by **Skittlesandmnms** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:21 am

morph wrote:a friend just sent this to me... thought i should share..

I Am A Princess

An airline's passenger cabin was being
served by an obviously gay
flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood...

As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle
and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing
this big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle,
he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat,

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."

lmfao thats hilarious. thats one of the first gay jokes ive heard that isnt makign fun of homosexuals. thats awesome.

morph · Post by **morph** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:54 pm

[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/754/"]

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millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:02 pm

it worked

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:16 pm

It doesn't annoy me. I've always had a knack for reading upside down.

morph · Post by **morph** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:11 pm

[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/755/"]

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Skittlesandmnms · Post by **Skittlesandmnms** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:49 pm

morph wrote:[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/755/"]
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lmao...

have you seen Not another teen movie?

hehehe the part with that song is hilarious

morph · Post by **morph** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:12 am

[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/756/"]

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morph · Post by **morph** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:48 pm

[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/757/"]

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Sammy gags · Post by **Sammy gags** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:03 pm

morph wrote:[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/756/"]
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LOL!!!!

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:17 pm

The quality is steadily declining

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:19 pm

oh really...

Skittlesandmnms · Post by **Skittlesandmnms** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:53 am

if i find most of these hilarious, and the LF man with jesus was my favorite...

does that mean im going to hell?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:10 pm

They're still funny but the quality of the jokes has gone down.

morph · Post by **morph** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:01 pm

[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/758/"]

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Cyanide & Happiness @ [url="http://www.explosm.net/"]Explosm.net[/url]

feel free to start putting jokes up...

morph · Post by **morph** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:02 pm

[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/759/"]

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woot backness..

morph · Post by **morph** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:22 pm

[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/760/"]

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morph · Post by **morph** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:09 am

[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/761/"]

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bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:40 am

bahahaha very nice morph. Ill see if i can post a couple of comics when i get home from work