Doing It With a Racist

[pimpdave]

Unless she didn't tell me she was beforehand, I don't think I could. Ever. There's nothing attractive about it at all. Just completely repulsive.

Could any of you?

[The1exile]

Depends on how you define "racist".

[wrinkled sausage]

you are missing the real issue here i think. is she slammin' hot?

you could always use sexual acts to demean her

[Curmudgeonx]

Certainly reminded of the Stephen Lynch song "Little Tiny Moustache" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYZtXEkPPPA

[Dancing Mustard]

Probably... but only so I could enjoy the challenge of attempting to spank a Swastika shape onto one of her buttocks while taking her doggy style.

I mean, the racism thing is repulsive; but I just can't resist a challenge, y'know?

[Matroshka]

Do many people just come out and tell you that they are racist? I know some people that say some pretty racist things and I don't think they would say that they are racist.

But anyways, if it's just sex, I wouldn't care if they were racist, stuck up, a cat lover, basically anything that wouldn't affect me physically I guess.

[pimpdave]

But anyways, if it's just sex, I wouldn't care if they were racist, stuck up, a cat lover, basically anything that wouldn't affect me physically I guess.

Okay, so what if she made you listen to her recite her favorite passages from The Turner Diaries (from memory) while you were doing it?

[wrinkled sausage]

But anyways, if it's just sex, I wouldn't care if they were racist, stuck up, a cat lover, basically anything that wouldn't affect me physically I guess.

Okay, so what if she made you listen to her recite her favorite passages from The Turner Diaries (from memory) while you were doing it?

is this a likely problem to come up?

[pimpdave]

But anyways, if it's just sex, I wouldn't care if they were racist, stuck up, a cat lover, basically anything that wouldn't affect me physically I guess.

Okay, so what if she made you listen to her recite her favorite passages from The Turner Diaries (from memory) while you were doing it?

is this a likely problem to come up?

ANSWER: hypothetically, yes.

[jiminski]

I do find racism absolutely repulsive in a lady, naturally! but in my experience, few women have the strength of character to be genuinely racist.

The odd word which they repeat parrot-fashion, having heard it from their menfolk, certainly! but rarely any autonomous, creative, blood and guts bigoted dogma!

[pimpdave]

I do find racism absolutely repulsive in a lady, naturally! but in my experience, few women have the strength of character to be genuinely racist.

The odd word which they repeat parrot-fashion, having heard it from their menfolk, certainly! but rarely any autonomous, creative, blood and guts bigoted dogma!

Yes, but this is a hypothetical question. Which means any and all realism in the matter may be discarded.

Let's pretend she walked around wearing an obvious symbol of racism as a piece of jewelry.

Actually, nevermind. This joke thread was ill conceived to begin with. I'm not funny when I'm hung over.

[wrinkled sausage]

I do find racism absolutely repulsive in a lady, naturally! but in my experience, few women have the strength of character to be genuinely racist.

The odd word which they repeat parrot-fashion, having heard it from their menfolk, certainly! but rarely any autonomous, creative, blood and guts bigoted dogma!

indeed. few have the strength to do anything that makes no use of a frying pan or vacuum cleaner.

i'm also keen to know how you need 'strength of character' to be racist. all it is is holding an opinion. ignorance is usually the only quality you need to posess.

[wrinkled sausage]

Let's pretend she walked around wearing an obvious symbol of racism as a piece of jewelry.

Actually, nevermind. This joke thread was ill conceived to begin with. I'm not funny when I'm hung over.

everyone has an off day

[jiminski]

take her out for Chow mein followed by espresso and tiramisu. If she eats all without complaint, roger her senseless and send her home in mini-cab.

Luigi Chan-Singh Honiboz

[jiminski]

I do find racism absolutely repulsive in a lady, naturally! but in my experience, few women have the strength of character to be genuinely racist.

The odd word which they repeat parrot-fashion, having heard it from their menfolk, certainly! but rarely any autonomous, creative, blood and guts bigoted dogma!

indeed. few have the strength to do anything that makes no use of a frying pan or vacuum cleaner.

i'm also keen to know how you need 'strength of character' to be racist. all it is is holding an opinion. ignorance is usually the only quality you need to posess.

I would've thought you, of all people, would have spotted a little sport in my tone.

[mandyb]

Interesting how all the men in this thread that sooo vociferously and passionately condemn racist behaviour, can, at the same time, approve discriminatory and abusive behavior towards women.
I call that hypocrisy, plain and clear.

[jiminski]

Interesting how all the men in this thread that sooo vociferously and passionately condemn racist behaviour, can, at the same time, approve discriminatory and abusive behavior towards women.
I call that hypocrisy, plain and clear.

i think that was the joke Mandy... well mine at least. (i think pimp admits that it started off poor and only got worse)

One can say of course that any kind of 'ism' should fall under the same rule, so joking about something to highlight the flaw in another, is equally as bad.
But although we can not say we all have strong enough ties to every other ethnic group, to guiltlessly make sport of them .. we do all have a mum, so i reckon you are fair game sweet-cheeks

[Matroshka]

Quiet, sweetie. Men are talking.

[pimpdave]

I am reasonably certain that anything I wrote in this thread could be applied to either gender, depending upon your perspective. Females that reread what I wrote ought to be able to invert the train of thought, and it could very well be a female voice speaking about a male.

Although my one reference to a piece of jewelry might be construed as gender specific to females, try telling that to this guy:

[jiminski]

I am reasonably certain that anything I wrote in this thread could be applied to either gender, depending upon your perspective. Females that reread what I wrote ought to be able to invert the train of thought, and it could very well be a female voice speaking about a male.

Although my one reference to a piece of jewelry might be construed as gender specific to females, try telling that to this guy:

Mr T is a Jew!?

[pimpdave]

Forgot to mention in my last post:

All of that said, however, I do apologize if anything I wrote in this thread offended anyone. It was not my intent to create a thread to put down women, or even to facilitate a thread for such comments. (the train of thought behind creating the thread started and ended with racism, not sexism) I am surprised to see the thread had moved in that direction before even leaving the first page.

[jiminski]

Forgot to mention in my last post:

All of that said, however, I do apologize if anything I wrote in this thread offended anyone. It was not my intent to create a thread to put down women, or even to facilitate a thread for such comments. (the train of thought behind creating the thread started and ended with racism, not sexism) I am surprised to see the thread had moved in that direction before even leaving the first page.

hehehe you were surprised a thread titled 'Doing a Racist' had moved to encompass Sexism as well as Racism!?

what a dizzy bird!

[pimpdave]

what a dizzy bird!

Last night, yeah. Today it's just the doldrums of dehydration and impaired R.E.M. sleep cycle.

Like I said, I'm not funny when I'm hungover. Actually, I'm not funny most of the time. I don't even really make myself laugh, except when I'm shouting "HEY!" followed by some tangential and ridiculous question and/or suggestion.

[Frop]

Wow, that's so hot! I'd finally have something in common with a woman.

[Dancing Mustard]

Interesting how all the men in this thread that sooo vociferously and passionately condemn racist behaviour, can, at the same time, approve discriminatory and abusive behavior towards women.
I call that hypocrisy, plain and clear.

Shut up and maek me a sandwich.