worst sport in the world (real)

[heavycola]

What is the most stupid sport in the world? Apart from gridiron, obviously, which is so fucking stupid it is overqualified for this thread.

Nominations?

I hate horse racing - 'ooh let's see how fast a big animal can run with a midget on its back. Oh look, it's fallen over, let's shoot it in the head and sell it to a French butcher. Or we could just flog it and make another sports thread.'

[Nickbaldwin]

I hate horse racing - 'ooh let's see how fast a big animal can run with a midget on its back. Oh look, it's fallen over, let's shoot it in the head and sell it to a French butcher. Or we could just flog it and make another sports thread.'

If you put it like that pretty much every sport seems stupid.

[jbrettlip]

Sumo...or the ever retarded curling.

Most awesome: Amish Rake Fighting. Jebediah "One-Eye" Smith is a freaking monster

[heavycola]

I hate horse racing - 'ooh let's see how fast a big animal can run with a midget on its back. Oh look, it's fallen over, let's shoot it in the head and sell it to a French butcher. Or we could just flog it and make another sports thread.'

If you put it like that pretty much every sport seems stupid.

I dunno, if they shot every lawn bowls player who fell over it would make it a lot more interesting to watch.

[Nickbaldwin]

I hate horse racing - 'ooh let's see how fast a big animal can run with a midget on its back. Oh look, it's fallen over, let's shoot it in the head and sell it to a French butcher. Or we could just flog it and make another sports thread.'

If you put it like that pretty much every sport seems stupid.

I dunno, if they shot every lawn bowls player who fell over it would make it a lot more interesting to watch.

Every Man U player that dives They'd have no fuckin team left.

[heavycola]

I hate horse racing - 'ooh let's see how fast a big animal can run with a midget on its back. Oh look, it's fallen over, let's shoot it in the head and sell it to a French butcher. Or we could just flog it and make another sports thread.'

If you put it like that pretty much every sport seems stupid.

I dunno, if they shot every lawn bowls player who fell over it would make it a lot more interesting to watch.

Every Man U player that dives They'd have no fuckin team left.

And you'd get most of the country queueing up for the job. Daz?

[Bertros Bertros]

I hate horse racing - 'ooh let's see how fast a big animal can run with a midget on its back. Oh look, it's fallen over, let's shoot it in the head and sell it to a French butcher. Or we could just flog it and make another sports thread.'

If you put it like that pretty much every sport seems stupid.

I dunno, if they shot every lawn bowls player who fell over it would make it a lot more interesting to watch.

Lawn bowls is pretty good, indoor bowls is better imo, but lawn bowls is still pretty good. Better than 10 pin anyway.

Are we talking to play or watch anyway? Pretty much all sport is interesting if you understand it. Even the world tiddly winks chapionship is worthy of a couple of beers and some pringles. So I'd say something like TV Bird Spotting (real phenomenon where people spot birds on TV shows)...

[pimpdave]

Shooting wolves from an airplane

and/or

mowing down a herd of Caribou with a machine gun.

[Anarkistsdream]

Shooting wolves from an airplane

and/or

mowing down a herd of Caribou with a machine gun.

I second the nomination

[Dancing Mustard]

This 'shooting all the fallers' thing would make the WWF a bit of a slaughterhouse...


I think it's a marvellous idea.

[pimpdave]

This 'shooting all the fallers' thing would make the WWF a bit of a slaughterhouse...


I think it's a marvellous idea.

Well that would make it an actual sport, instead of "ring prancing".

[Nickbaldwin]

Sweaty, oiled, muscle ballet.

[Snorri1234]

That one were a bunch of drunken dudes run down a hill to catch something.

[Nickbaldwin]

That one were a bunch of drunken dudes run down a hill to catch something.

Cheese rolling?

That is fantastic.

A raw, simple sport for raw, simple people.

[jonesthecurl]

Kabadi (the Bangla Deshi "get from one side of the playground to the other" game)
Or synchronised swimming.

[b.k. barunt]

Any sport can be fun to participate in, although some necessitate large amounts of beer and/or pot to completely appreciate. Watching sports, however, is downright stoopid, and is fit only for jocksniffing couch potatoes.


Honibaz

[PLAYER57832]

What is the most stupid sport in the world? Apart from gridiron, obviously, which is so fucking stupid it is overqualified for this thread.

Nominations?

I hate horse racing - 'ooh let's see how fast a big animal can run with a midget on its back. Oh look, it's fallen over, let's shoot it in the head and sell it to a French butcher. Or we could just flog it and make another sports thread.'

Ultimate fighting ...

It is war, not sport!

[Frigidus]

Any racing sport can hardly qualify as a sport. Getting from point A to point B, no matter what obstacles are thrown in your way, just has no interest to me. The only reason I wouldn't say horse racing is that betting at the track at least holds a little interest. I'd vote NASCAR as the stupidest sport ever created, as the unbearable length of individual races completely destroys the fun of betting. I suppose this mostly an American phenomenon, but it still is the worst sport ever.

[Nickbaldwin]

Nascar sucks, I could drive round in a circle for as long as I live.

[pimpdave]

Any racing sport can hardly qualify as a sport. Getting from point A to point B, no matter what obstacles are thrown in your way, just has no interest to me.

I can understand why you'd have no interest in them, but can you truly think that running the marathon is not a sport? What about other running, or swimming races? What about the Tour de France? Or mountain biking?

Or did you only mean motorized racing?

I'd agree with you about motorized racing, but not for track, cycle, or swimming events.

[Nickbaldwin]

The difference between motorised and physical racing though is one is mainly skill and technique and the other is mainly strength and stamina. At the end of the day, nothing makes either better than the other as they draw from different traits.

[Johnny Rockets]

Three Words:
Contact Archery Tag


JRF

[Pedronicus]

I'd vote any motor car racing that involves going round an oval. Setting a car up to go round in circles isn't rocket science.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6wwb7rVjOGk

[Scott-Land]

I hate horse racing - 'ooh let's see how fast a big animal can run with a midget on its back. Oh look, it's fallen over, let's shoot it in the head and sell it to a French butcher. Or we could just flog it and make another sports thread.'

If you put it like that pretty much every sport seems stupid.

It's probably because you've never been to a Kentucky Derby. Let alone putting $2 on an exacta bet. It becomes quite exciting.....

[luns101]

What is the most stupid sport in the world?