Best way to prevent pregnancy

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:42 pm

BJ's and ITA?

Spuzzell · Post by **Spuzzell** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:49 pm

Don't be a woman.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:50 pm

Falcon punch.

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:46 pm

my roommate mentioned "pull and pray" but I know that shit doesn't work...so don't count on it. I only want valid options

Falcon Punch doesn't prevent it...it just prevents the child from being born
Not being a woman doesn't prevent it...as the options have to include being with a woman

Sentinel XIV · Post by **Sentinel XIV** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:52 pm

Discover other orifices. Problem solved.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:55 pm

bedub1 wrote:my roommate mentioned "pull and pray" but I know that shit doesn't work...so don't count on it. I only want valid options

Falcon Punch doesn't prevent it...it just prevents the child from being born
Not being a woman doesn't prevent it...as the options have to include being with a woman

not really

oVo · Post by **oVo** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:57 pm

Sarah Palin recommends abstinance... it's obviously worked for her, some of the time.

Spuzzell · Post by **Spuzzell** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:18 pm

Best way to avoid pregnancy is the Pill/condom combo, unless you get your nuts chopped.

There are some new techniques cumming around the corner http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_a ... 788191.ece, but if you're looking for the safest way right now, she needs to be on the Pill and you need to be wearing a passion anorak.

The Pill in its CoP formula is much the most effective form of contraception, and I would be totally confident in just that, but chuck a spermicidal condom into the mix as well and that's about as safe as not having sex at all.

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:20 pm

Get fixed.

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:24 pm

same gender sex or marry a woman you do not find attractive.

Spuzzell · Post by **Spuzzell** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:26 pm

From netdoctor.co.uk http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relation ... epills.htm

How effective is the Pill?

It’s very effective indeed, which is why so many millions of women rely on it.

If you take it exactly as prescribed, then its effectiveness is likely to be almost 100 per cent.

Put it another way: let’s say that 100 women use the Pill for a year, and that all of them never forget to take a tablet. It’s likely that not a single one of them will get pregnant.

In contrast, if they were all relying on the condom instead, then probably about five of them would become pregnant. And if they used no contraception at all, then at least 20 of them would fall pregnant!

So the Pill is just about the most effective method of contraception there is, apart from sterilisation.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:28 pm

anyone played Mjinga, his/her avvy is the way to go. you'd never find it.

Frop · Post by **Frop** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:30 pm

jiminski wrote:marry a woman you do not find attractive.

You could even marry an attractive woman, just let time and gravity run their course.

apey · Post by **apey** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:17 pm

Jump up and down after the deed is done
or you could try standing on your head

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:37 pm

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:47 pm

See your doctor, or her doctor, or both.

Gregrios · Post by **Gregrios** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:57 am

The best way for a guy is the ol' quick draw.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:00 am

keep it in your pants. ...........NEW TOPIC

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:13 am

Won't that be kind of rough on her. I guess wore really thin cloth pants it might work, but I don't think that would be a reliable prophylactic.

TheProwler · Post by **TheProwler** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:49 am

POFTF.

Pull Out For The Facial

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:07 am

No love for the "binding your testicles with your shoelaces" method then?

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:48 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:No love for the "binding your testicles with your shoelaces" method then?

Use strawberry laces and you're set for afters.

gdeangel · Post by **gdeangel** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:38 am

So the Indian Chief goes to the mendicine man and says, "Squaw & me want to get busy, but no want to have baby. How can I do this?"

The Medicine man hands him a condom and explains how to use it.

The next day, the Chief comes back and tells the medicine man it didn't work: "Me go Umph. Squaw go Umph. Condom go pituey!"

The Medicine man hands him an extra large size condom.

The next day, the Chief comes back and tells the medicine man it still didn't work: "Me go Umph. Squaw go Umph. Condom go pituey!"

The Medicine man hands him a King-Kong Jumbo condom.

The next day, the Chief comes back really looking depressed and says: "Didn't work! Me go Umph. Condom go Umph. Squaw go pituey!"

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