1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

[ManBungalow]

27 : Get an add-on which makes you get perfect/satanic threes 6s every roll.

[MrBenn]

13. Sleep with your opponent.

28. Sleep with your teammates.

[RjBeals]

29. Don't take advise from privates.

(edited to add my number !!)

[owenshooter]

30. learn how to give felatio to a turtle...

[ManBungalow]

31. Become a God and make the foolish mortals deadbeat/get bad dice/die a horrible death/destroy the internet connection, and local internet cafés of the foolish mortal(s) of your choice/be sucked into a black hole...

[LFAW]

32. Pleasure Lack

[Dnea241]

33. join a game with manimal and if your not max he most likely wont try or will play stupid.

[owenshooter]

32. Pleasure Lack

nice repeat

30. learn how to give felatio to a turtle...

34. join the BpB and play a game with mega-control freak fruitcake... (i love you fruity!!!)

[Gunner1980]

35. Go south on the dice, providing oral pleasure to number 6. As a consequence, all other numbers will ignore/turn their heads from/run away from you for the rest of your life. At CC.

[Mr Changsha]

32. Pleasure Lack

nice repeat

30. learn how to give felatio to a turtle...

34. join the BpB and play a game with mega-control freak fruitcake... (i love you fruity!!!)

I am currently experiencing the 'fruitcake-effect'. 'Are you sure you shouldn't think about that again, Mr C?' or 'You forgot to count the territories again, didn't you Mr C' 'And, pray, what will you have to back that 6 up, Mr C?' are (to paraphrase) just some of the comments I have to deal with on a daily basis. Top player though and his confidence is (a rare thing this) almost entirely justified.

36. Allow lack to fellate your turtle (got me up from Captain to Major and the turtle didn't seem unduly perturbed by the whole thing).

[owenshooter]

37. get a really cool and unique turtle avatar that nobody else sports on CC...

[Robinette]

38. put on an intimidating turtle game face

[owenshooter]

39. don't waste all your time in the forums.

[mandyb]

40. Join a decent clan.

preferably one not led by a crazed arms dealer (see: Owen's hooter) and a clown (see: the other guy)

[owenshooter]

Join a decent clan.

i think you meant:
40. join a decent clan

(how hard is the one simple rule of this game to follow? sigh...)

[mandyb]

Join a decent clan.

i think you meant:
40. join a decent clan

(how hard is the one simple rule of this game to follow? sigh...)

post amended
gotta say, your control of this forum in quite commendable - keep up the good work.

[Vace Cooper]

41. Dont underestimate a clown.

[MrBenn]

42. Laugh in the face of danger.

[whitestazn88]

43. anyone else sacrifice virgins once a month for the dice gods? I do.

[owenshooter]

44. when you receive a 3 day ban that somehow becomes 6 for no reason, spend time learnnig some new maps and types of games...-6cd

[bridge2far]

43. anyone else sacrifice virgins once a month for the dice gods? I do.

if by sacrifice you mean have sex with, and once a month is actually once a week.. then yes.

45. Have sex with a virgin once every week to appease the dice gods.

[e_i_pi]

43. anyone else sacrifice virgins once a month for the dice gods? I do.

if by sacrifice you mean have sex with, and once a month is actually once a week.. then yes.

45. Have sex with a virgin once every week to appease the dice gods.

46. Cut to the chase and have sex with the dice gods

[theconquerer1995]

Rule # 101: Have it so that your opponents "disappear" off the face of the earth.

[e_i_pi]

47: Do away with rules 48-100, and rule 44 while you're at it

[JOHNNYROCKET24]

1. Destroy all the other persons' armies.
2. win psychologically by getting into other player's heads with gamechat. I love when they lose their temper and make angry person comments
3. simple, DICE.
4. noob farming
5. doodle assassin
6. drop australia and SA in classic shapes

the number way 1 is

join JR's team....duh