Best before dates on food.

[Bertros Bertros]

Try piercing them through the hind quarters with a straw, you may get a bit of seepage but should prevent critical mass.

[2dimes]

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[radiojake]

If it passes the sniff test I'll eat it....

INDEED! that's what our noses are for. It's funny that some people trust printed numbers above their own devices

This isn't quite eating something out of date, but yesterday on my way home from work on the tram, and i hadn't eaten yet, someone got on with a Fish and chip pack. It had fish, potato cakes chips and dim sims. After eating barely any of it, she left it on her seat when she got off at her stop! Booyeah! There were two uneaten potato cakes and an uneated fish and chips left! Free meal! I'm vegetarian, but i'll eat meat if it's just going to go to waste like that

[2dimes]

We pull into a gas station basically in the city half way between ours and the one we're going to. We get beverages Mrs. dimes chooses milk. I am just about to get in the car and she's making noises, trying to unroll the window, then sort of drools the milk down the side of the car and starts to complain she doesn't know how to spit.

I ask, "Didn't you smell it first?"
She says, "No the expiration date isn't for a week."
Me, laugh out loud.

Then I go inside and tell the lady, my wife's milk is no good. She tells me, "Grab another one out of the cooler." I reply, "I don't think she'll be having another milk for a few months." She says, "Oh yeah, I supose not."

[william18]

I saw some army rations and the expiry date was July 5, 2012. No I wonder if thats health to eat.

[jonesthecurl]

Try piercing them through the hind quarters with a straw, you may get a bit of seepage but should prevent critical mass.

So you recommend shoving a stick in an ass, right?

[MeDeFe]

Try piercing them through the hind quarters with a straw, you may get a bit of seepage but should prevent critical mass.

So you recommend shoving a stick in an ass, right?

There was a thread about that... the stick broke and 4 inches of wood got stuck up a rectum.

[pimpdave]

Try piercing them through the hind quarters with a straw, you may get a bit of seepage but should prevent critical mass.

So you recommend shoving a stick in an ass, right?

There was a thread about that... the stick broke and 4 inches of wood got stuck up a rectum.

Guys, come on. Let's not joke about Abner Louima. He suffered enough.