A wishing game.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:43 pm

Granted, but the fruit is infested with Mad Banana Disease.

I wish it was February 28.

Beastly · Post by **Beastly** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:49 pm

Wish granted... Its now FEB 28 2069, not a bad year, but you are one old lady...

I wish I could lose 20 pounds Today!!

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:51 pm

granted but it 20 pounds of vital organs

i wish i was invincible

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:59 pm

granted, but to stay invincible, you need to eat properly....and the world goes into a hunger depression.

I wish i didn't work tommorow

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:15 pm

granted, welcome to world of unemployment

iwish this wasn't a wish

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:20 pm

granted, and not granted at same time.

I wish i got paid to stay home and it isn't unemployment checks.

rathersane · Post by **rathersane** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:56 pm

Granted, but Roseanne Barr only lets you out of the gimp suit once a week.

I wish the folks over in Scotland would name a whisky after me.

Huguenots · Post by **Huguenots** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:58 pm

granted but its the worst whiskey in the world

I wish I had A gold bullion

rathersane · Post by **rathersane** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:09 pm

Granted, but you get heavy metal poisoning when you put it in your soup.

I wish I had a prank-monkey.

zurich111 · Post by **zurich111** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:10 pm

granted but the safe you keep it in cost 1.6 mill

i wish i could wish me anything i wanted

kramsey06 · Post by **kramsey06** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:18 pm

[quote="zurich111"]granted but the safe you keep it in cost 1.6 mill

i wish i could wish me anything i wanted[/quote]

anything you wished would be crushed right in front of you

i wish a girl would touch my body.

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:20 pm

Granted....but it was in the eye and burst yer cornea

I wish I had a rubber biscuit

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:23 pm

Granted, she kicks you in the testicles

I wish that I had a really good wish with no loopholes, and it made me happy.

And for a pony. :wink:

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:41 pm

Machiavelli wrote:Granted, she kicks you in the testicles

I wish that I had a really good wish with no loopholes, and it made me happy.

And for a pony.

Granted for a the pony thing...it was bring pink but died from cancer.....and about a wish that had no loop holes..keep wishing lol

for koolbak, granted, but it tasted like poo....

and now for me, I wish some people wouldn't do stupid things and cut thier rists....

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:04 am

granted now they cut other parts, not to be said. :twisted:

I wish to win all of my Conquer Club Games.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:34 am

Granted, unfortunately to be able to do so you had to create multiple accounts and they are all banned.

I wish I could find a monkey mate.

AK_iceman · Post by **AK_iceman** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:35 am

Granted, but it turned out to be Wicked in disguise.

I wish it would stop snowing here.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:42 am

Granted it ended up being caused by global warming which caused a severe weather shift and eventually caused an Ice age

I wish it would stop snowing here

Zackismet · Post by **Zackismet** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:38 am

granted, but it starts to rain endlessly instead at 33 degrees farenheit!

i wish it WOULD snow here

(Wtf chicago!? since when have you have 50 degree weather ALL of december!? i mean, we got snow back in OCTOBER, but now? nah.)

anyway, where's my snow!?

zurich111 · Post by **zurich111** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:42 pm

granted but the snow meltes when it hits any thing

zurich111 · Post by **zurich111** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:43 pm

i wish i had a new enzo ferrari

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:45 pm

Granted but it is a hotwheel (1:43 scale)....besides, I dont think there any "new" ones....

I wish I had an octode rectifier

bluereaper · Post by **bluereaper** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:04 pm

Granted...but why you want one of those?...

I wish it would snow here, ill take the snow other people are getting and bring it here...

pyro55 · Post by **pyro55** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:28 pm

granted but as your carrying the snow you start to eat to much and chock and you are now afraid to live life and hate snow

i wish poeple would stop talking about snow

dussle · Post by **dussle** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:44 pm

Granted, but people start sending you e-mails about snow.

I wish I could make up a good wish to wish.