Xavier was thrashed by #14 Rhode Island in a quick 5 Round
blowout at home.
A despondent Coach Limbo spoke at a frenzied press conference after the game:
"What happened? What happened??? We let them off the hook - that's what happened. We went out there and let that number by their name scare us into playing a pathetic game. We didn't show up. Its that simple. We had no offense. We couldn't make a shot to save our own grandmothers. I've never seen so many airballs in my life (losing 2 on almost every attack). We had a chance to take the lead early and we blew it - we gave it right back to them - had no defense and we phoned in the second half."
"Coach Limbo - tonight your team's three point percentage tanked - what changed?"
"You want to talk about our three point percentage? Is zero a percentage? (never got a chance to cash cards). What changed? I think my players might have forgotten what the rim looks like. "
"Coach Limbo - you seem abnormally upset for a game that few were predicting you to win. Did you enter the game believing you could pull off a victory?"
"Frankly, I'm just embarrassed by how we played. There's a difference between losing a close game and a blowout, but I don't want to detract from Rhode Island's win - they were gracious winners and I wish them the best, I just hope we show up to play when they host us this season. No more questions."