If you go back in time and have sex with yourself, is it masturbation?
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jonesthecurl
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I bet you'd turn yourself down.
"I'm not that sort of previous slice of timeline continuum, you'd say."
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Meanwhile, my question is: if a vampire doesn't give a reflection, do automatic doors work for them?
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If not you can throw the garlic away and just sleep safe in a supermarket.
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Couldn't it just go through a side door, or just break one of the huge windows?jonesthecurl wrote:If not you can throw the garlic away and just sleep safe in a supermarket.
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Not if the doors use those weight things to open. Or, dare I say, open manually!?AndrewLC wrote:Couldn't it just go through a side door, or just break one of the huge windows?jonesthecurl wrote:If not you can throw the garlic away and just sleep safe in a supermarket.
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Who's gonna do that? I once saw somebody repeatedly walk into a broken automatic door expecting it to open...muy_thaiguy wrote:Not if the doors use those weight things to open. Or, dare I say, open manually!?AndrewLC wrote:Couldn't it just go through a side door, or just break one of the huge windows?jonesthecurl wrote:If not you can throw the garlic away and just sleep safe in a supermarket.
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hecter wrote:Who's gonna do that? I once saw somebody repeatedly walk into a broken automatic door expecting it to open...muy_thaiguy wrote:Not if the doors use those weight things to open. Or, dare I say, open manually!?AndrewLC wrote:Couldn't it just go through a side door, or just break one of the huge windows?jonesthecurl wrote:If not you can throw the garlic away and just sleep safe in a supermarket.
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I think it qualifies.AndrewLC wrote:If you go back in time and have sex with yourself, is it masturbation?
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