What came first, the chicken or the egg?

[MeDeFe]

huh?

I'm noticing how you can escape with blatant trolling while valued members of the forum who are generally liked get banned for no reason.

Indeed, and there's no option for hecter.

[Martin Ronne]

huh?

I'm noticing how you can escape with blatant trolling while valued members of the forum who are generally liked get banned for no reason.

OK, now explain to me what trolling is.

[muy_thaiguy]

huh?

I'm noticing how you can escape with blatant trolling while valued members of the forum who are generally liked get banned for no reason.

Indeed, and there's no option for hecter.

There hasn't been one for sometime now.

[Minister Masket]

Reptiles that laid eggs were around way before chickens clucked onto the scene.

Better question:
What came first, the pie or the cake?

[MeDeFe]

Reptiles that laid eggs were around way before chickens clucked onto the scene.

Better question:
What came first, the pie or the cake?

They both evolved from the cookie.

[Snorri1234]

You said "Darwinist"


You are officially a retard.



(Also, this question is stupid since evolution says that neither came first because species are not that simple.)

[Martin Ronne]

You are officially a retard.

For taking this thread too seriously.

[Joodoo]

Amoeba.

[Artimis]

OK, now explain to me what trolling is.

You obviously didn't bother to read the forum guidelines, here, take the opportunity to read them now:

Trolling is the intentional attempt to cause chaos.

• Posting controversial or irrelevant messages or topics with the intent to provoke someone else into a pissing match, emotional response, flame fest or to generally disrupt the discussion, community or user is not cool. Prompting or provoking others to do that is just as bad.
• Don't provoke others into a flame fest, unless you're in flame wars.
• Don't ever post personal information of other users. Anywhere. Ever. Even if they already posted it somewhere else. This includes posting personal information about a CC user on another site, you will be held accountable here.
• Don't de-rail topics, don't spam them, don't flame them, don't bait them, don't drive a topic into a negative spiral.
• Don't flog a dead horse. If a discussion is over, it's over. Screaming louder, more or in a different place is not going to change the answer already given. If you think the answer was wrong, PM an Admin. If you think the admin is wrong, then this probably isn't the right community for you.
• If someone is trolling or baiting, don't fall for it. The best way to piss off a troll is to ignore them. They are just sad little children who don't get enough attention from their mothers and so are trying to get it from you. Ignore them and it will hurt more than any "zing" you might come back with.

There is little that is more annoying than a troll. This will get you removed from the CC community quicker than almost anything else.

You can find the rest of the forum guidelines HERE, you should read it. You never know, it might just save you from a forum ban......

[Timminz]

It's obvious that this thread is about Ramned. He was a chicken first. Then he became the egg

[Martin Ronne]

OK, now explain to me what trolling is.

You obviously didn't bother to read the forum guidelines, here, take the opportunity to read them now:

Trolling is the intentional attempt to cause chaos.

• Posting controversial or irrelevant messages or topics with the intent to provoke someone else into a pissing match, emotional response, flame fest or to generally disrupt the discussion, community or user is not cool. Prompting or provoking others to do that is just as bad.
• Don't provoke others into a flame fest, unless you're in flame wars.
• Don't ever post personal information of other users. Anywhere. Ever. Even if they already posted it somewhere else. This includes posting personal information about a CC user on another site, you will be held accountable here.
• Don't de-rail topics, don't spam them, don't flame them, don't bait them, don't drive a topic into a negative spiral.
• Don't flog a dead horse. If a discussion is over, it's over. Screaming louder, more or in a different place is not going to change the answer already given. If you think the answer was wrong, PM an Admin. If you think the admin is wrong, then this probably isn't the right community for you.
• If someone is trolling or baiting, don't fall for it. The best way to piss off a troll is to ignore them. They are just sad little children who don't get enough attention from their mothers and so are trying to get it from you. Ignore them and it will hurt more than any "zing" you might come back with.

There is little that is more annoying than a troll. This will get you removed from the CC community quicker than almost anything else.

You can find the rest of the forum guidelines HERE, you should read it. You never know, it might just save you from a forum ban......

As for the first example. This is The Tower of Babble, the forum for all off topic descussions, and things totally unrelated to CC. And since I began the thread, I decide the topic.

I have not provoked anyone to do or say anything.

I have not flamed.

I have not posted personal information of any user.

I have not de-railed a topic.

I have not flogged a dead horse. Yes I know that isn't literal.

If anyone sees me as a "Troll", then they would be wise to simply follow the last instruction on the list, and ignore me.

[pimpdave]

Raptor Jesus

[ccsewsh]

the Chicken was Created then laid a egg.

[hecter]

OK, now explain to me what trolling is.

You obviously didn't bother to read the forum guidelines, here, take the opportunity to read them now:

Trolling is the intentional attempt to cause chaos.

• Posting controversial or irrelevant messages or topics with the intent to provoke someone else into a pissing match, emotional response, flame fest or to generally disrupt the discussion, community or user is not cool. Prompting or provoking others to do that is just as bad.
• Don't provoke others into a flame fest, unless you're in flame wars.
• Don't ever post personal information of other users. Anywhere. Ever. Even if they already posted it somewhere else. This includes posting personal information about a CC user on another site, you will be held accountable here.
• Don't de-rail topics, don't spam them, don't flame them, don't bait them, don't drive a topic into a negative spiral.
• Don't flog a dead horse. If a discussion is over, it's over. Screaming louder, more or in a different place is not going to change the answer already given. If you think the answer was wrong, PM an Admin. If you think the admin is wrong, then this probably isn't the right community for you.
• If someone is trolling or baiting, don't fall for it. The best way to piss off a troll is to ignore them. They are just sad little children who don't get enough attention from their mothers and so are trying to get it from you. Ignore them and it will hurt more than any "zing" you might come back with.

There is little that is more annoying than a troll. This will get you removed from the CC community quicker than almost anything else.

You can find the rest of the forum guidelines HERE, you should read it. You never know, it might just save you from a forum ban......

As for the first example. This is The Tower of Babble, the forum for all off topic descussions, and things totally unrelated to CC. And since I began the thread, I decide the topic.

I have not provoked anyone to do or say anything.

I have not flamed.

I have not posted personal information of any user.

I have not de-railed a topic.

I have not flogged a dead horse. Yes I know that isn't literal.

If anyone sees me as a "Troll", then they would be wise to simply follow the last instruction on the list, and ignore me.

There are so many fucking things wrong with these posts...

First of all, citing recent bans and lack of as evidence, the mods ban who ever they want, regardless of guidelines. That covers Artimis's post. Moving on to this other fellow...

You have provoke people, you have flamed. I don't see how calling somebody a "stupid Darwinist" is not flaming and flame baiting, anyway you look at it. Simply starting a topic does not give you the right to do that. This thread is not yours, it is not owned by you, you do not get to decide it's content and whether or not that content fits into the guidelines. You are trolling, and your stupid if you think otherwise. Yes, I realized that I flamed in that last sentence, thing is I don't really care. Seriously, I don't.

[Martin Ronne]

OK, now explain to me what trolling is.

You obviously didn't bother to read the forum guidelines, here, take the opportunity to read them now:

Trolling is the intentional attempt to cause chaos.

• Posting controversial or irrelevant messages or topics with the intent to provoke someone else into a pissing match, emotional response, flame fest or to generally disrupt the discussion, community or user is not cool. Prompting or provoking others to do that is just as bad.
• Don't provoke others into a flame fest, unless you're in flame wars.
• Don't ever post personal information of other users. Anywhere. Ever. Even if they already posted it somewhere else. This includes posting personal information about a CC user on another site, you will be held accountable here.
• Don't de-rail topics, don't spam them, don't flame them, don't bait them, don't drive a topic into a negative spiral.
• Don't flog a dead horse. If a discussion is over, it's over. Screaming louder, more or in a different place is not going to change the answer already given. If you think the answer was wrong, PM an Admin. If you think the admin is wrong, then this probably isn't the right community for you.
• If someone is trolling or baiting, don't fall for it. The best way to piss off a troll is to ignore them. They are just sad little children who don't get enough attention from their mothers and so are trying to get it from you. Ignore them and it will hurt more than any "zing" you might come back with.

There is little that is more annoying than a troll. This will get you removed from the CC community quicker than almost anything else.

You can find the rest of the forum guidelines HERE, you should read it. You never know, it might just save you from a forum ban......

As for the first example. This is The Tower of Babble, the forum for all off topic discussions, and things totally unrelated to CC. And since I began the thread, I decide the topic.

I have not provoked anyone to do or say anything.

I have not flamed.

I have not posted personal information of any user.

I have not de-railed a topic.

I have not flogged a dead horse. Yes I know that isn't literal.

If anyone sees me as a "Troll", then they would be wise to simply follow the last instruction on the list, and ignore me.

There are so many fucking things wrong with these posts...

First of all, citing recent bans and lack of as evidence, the mods ban who ever they want, regardless of guidelines. That covers Artimis's post. Moving on to this other fellow...

You have provoke people, you have flamed. I don't see how calling somebody a "stupid Darwinist" is not flaming and flame baiting, anyway you look at it. Simply starting a topic does not give you the right to do that. This thread is not yours, it is not owned by you, you do not get to decide it's content and whether or not that content fits into the guidelines. You are trolling, and your stupid if you think otherwise. Yes, I realized that I flamed in that last sentence, thing is I don't really care. Seriously, I don't.

HAHAHAHA That last paragraph was absolutely fantastic! Very funny. I could actually hear you as if you were in the room with me! Also, I did not say stupid darwinist, I said dumb ass darwinist. Besides, it isn't flaming if it's done light heartedly. My post was not intended to infeoriate, provoke, "bait" or otherwise. I don't even consider what you said to me to be flaming. Now, if you were to call me a stupid mother fücking dip wad, that would be flaming. However telling me I'm stupid for thinking otherwise, eh, that's just stating an opinion. And while a person may not own a thread that he starts, he does get to decide the enitial topic. I recently descuverd how to make polls, and I've been having some fun with it. While thinking up a new poll, I remembered all the recent threads about religion, aetheisim, evolution and ID, and decided on the chicken and the egg. After I was called a retard by snorri for saying Darwinist, I changed the egg answer to what it is now.

TTFN

[hecter]

I'm sorry, but that's all bullshit. A post such as this one:

No darwinists (retards) allowed.

given your current reputation (ie. none) can only be taken as flaming and/or baiting. Now, given that your last edit was Jan. 30th, at half past midnight, and snorri's post wasn't until 7pm that day, GMT-5, I find it very hard to believe that the edit to your poll had to do with snorri's post. If you're going to lie, at least do a decent job about it...

[Joodoo]

OK, now explain to me what trolling is.

You obviously didn't bother to read the forum guidelines, here, take the opportunity to read them now:

Trolling is the intentional attempt to cause chaos.

• Posting controversial or irrelevant messages or topics with the intent to provoke someone else into a pissing match, emotional response, flame fest or to generally disrupt the discussion, community or user is not cool. Prompting or provoking others to do that is just as bad.
• Don't provoke others into a flame fest, unless you're in flame wars.
• Don't ever post personal information of other users. Anywhere. Ever. Even if they already posted it somewhere else. This includes posting personal information about a CC user on another site, you will be held accountable here.
• Don't de-rail topics, don't spam them, don't flame them, don't bait them, don't drive a topic into a negative spiral.
• Don't flog a dead horse. If a discussion is over, it's over. Screaming louder, more or in a different place is not going to change the answer already given. If you think the answer was wrong, PM an Admin. If you think the admin is wrong, then this probably isn't the right community for you.
• If someone is trolling or baiting, don't fall for it. The best way to piss off a troll is to ignore them. They are just sad little children who don't get enough attention from their mothers and so are trying to get it from you. Ignore them and it will hurt more than any "zing" you might come back with.

There is little that is more annoying than a troll. This will get you removed from the CC community quicker than almost anything else.

You can find the rest of the forum guidelines HERE, you should read it. You never know, it might just save you from a forum ban......

As for the first example. This is The Tower of Babble, the forum for all off topic discussions, and things totally unrelated to CC. And since I began the thread, I decide the topic.

I have not provoked anyone to do or say anything.

I have not flamed.

I have not posted personal information of any user.

I have not de-railed a topic.

I have not flogged a dead horse. Yes I know that isn't literal.

If anyone sees me as a "Troll", then they would be wise to simply follow the last instruction on the list, and ignore me.

There are so many fucking things wrong with these posts...

First of all, citing recent bans and lack of as evidence, the mods ban who ever they want, regardless of guidelines. That covers Artimis's post. Moving on to this other fellow...

You have provoke people, you have flamed. I don't see how calling somebody a "stupid Darwinist" is not flaming and flame baiting, anyway you look at it. Simply starting a topic does not give you the right to do that. This thread is not yours, it is not owned by you, you do not get to decide it's content and whether or not that content fits into the guidelines. You are trolling, and your stupid if you think otherwise. Yes, I realized that I flamed in that last sentence, thing is I don't really care. Seriously, I don't.

HAHAHAHA That last paragraph was absolutely fantastic! Very funny. I could actually hear you as if you were in the room with me! Also, I did not say stupid darwinist, I said dumb ass darwinist. Besides, it isn't flaming if it's done light heartedly. My post was not intended to infeoriate, provoke, "bait" or otherwise. I don't even consider what you said to me to be flaming. Now, if you were to call me a stupid mother fücking dip wad, that would be flaming. However telling me I'm stupid for thinking otherwise, eh, that's just stating an opinion. And while a person may not own a thread that he starts, he does get to decide the enitial topic. I recently descuverd how to make polls, and I've been having some fun with it. While thinking up a new poll, I remembered all the recent threads about religion, aetheisim, evolution and ID, and decided on the chicken and the egg. After I was called a retard by snorri for saying Darwinist, I changed the egg answer to what it is now.

TTFN

If you want someone to take this seriously don't make the poll seem like it's favouring only one side of the argument. Calling "darwinists" dumbasses won't get you very far...

[Martin Ronne]

I'm sorry, but that's all bullshit. A post such as this one:

No darwinists (retards) allowed.

given your current reputation (ie. none) can only be taken as flaming and/or baiting. Now, given that your last edit was Jan. 30th, at half past midnight, and snorri's post wasn't until 7pm that day, GMT-5, I find it very hard to believe that the edit to your poll had to do with snorri's post. If you're going to lie, at least do a decent job about it...

Sorry, not a lie, mistake. I mixed up snorri with EvilPurpleMonkey.

Also, what does reputation have to do with whether or not my post was flaming or not.

[Martin Ronne]

If you want someone to take this seriously don't make the poll seem like it's favouring only one side of the argument. Calling "darwinists" dumbasses won't get you very far...

That's the problem. I didn't want this thread to be taken seriously, I wanted people to laugh, like they had at the donut poll. The bias came later as a joke, but everyone seems to take these forums to seriously from time to time.

[hecter]

I'm sorry, but that's all bullshit. A post such as this one:

No darwinists (retards) allowed.

given your current reputation (ie. none) can only be taken as flaming and/or baiting. Now, given that your last edit was Jan. 30th, at half past midnight, and snorri's post wasn't until 7pm that day, GMT-5, I find it very hard to believe that the edit to your poll had to do with snorri's post. If you're going to lie, at least do a decent job about it...

Sorry, not a lie, mistake. I mixed up snorri with EvilPurpleMonkey.

Also, what does reputation have to do with whether or not my post was flaming or not.

EvilPurpleMonkey? His only post in this thread was this:

An animal very similiar to a chicken layed a mutated egg, which would grow into the first chicken. So, the egg came first.

He didn't say anything about calling you stupid for using the word 'Darwinist'. You're not very good at this, are you?

Now then... Some stranger walks up to you on the street and says "What's up you fucking retard!?", you're going to react much differently than if a friend of several years were to do the same thing. You have no idea what the strangers intentions are, but you know how your friend acts, and what he means by it, ect. ect. At the moment, all we know about you are the things you say, and so far, you've gone an said that everybody who believes in evolution is an idiot/retard/dumbass/what ever word you want to use.

[MeDeFe]

the Chicken was Created then laid a egg.

The egg was created and hatched out a chicken.

[Joodoo]

the Chicken was Created then laid a egg.

The egg was created and hatched out a chicken.

[Martin Ronne]

I'm sorry, but that's all bullshit. A post such as this one:

No darwinists (retards) allowed.

given your current reputation (ie. none) can only be taken as flaming and/or baiting. Now, given that your last edit was Jan. 30th, at half past midnight, and snorri's post wasn't until 7pm that day, GMT-5, I find it very hard to believe that the edit to your poll had to do with snorri's post. If you're going to lie, at least do a decent job about it...

Sorry, not a lie, mistake. I mixed up snorri with EvilPurpleMonkey.

Also, what does reputation have to do with whether or not my post was flaming or not.

EvilPurpleMonkey? His only post in this thread was this:

An animal very similiar to a chicken layed a mutated egg, which would grow into the first chicken. So, the egg came first.

He didn't say anything about calling you stupid for using the word 'Darwinist'. You're not very good at this, are you?

Now then... Some stranger walks up to you on the street and says "What's up you fucking retard!?", you're going to react much differently than if a friend of several years were to do the same thing. You have no idea what the strangers intentions are, but you know how your friend acts, and what he means by it, ect. ect. At the moment, all we know about you are the things you say, and so far, you've gone an said that everybody who believes in evolution is an idiot/retard/dumbass/what ever word you want to use.

As for your first sentence. I understand he didn't call me a retard, I said it was a mistake. He did however say the quoted sentence up above. And after that I change what I did as a joke. His quote is darwinism. Thus "no darwinists (retards) allowed".

You've got to toughen your hide boyo. Don't take things so personally.

[Martin Ronne]

the Chicken was Created then laid a egg.

The egg was created and hatched out a chicken.

Your both wrong. The chicken went to the refrigerator, got out a few eggs and made an omelet.

[hecter]

the Chicken was Created then laid a egg.

The egg was created and hatched out a chicken.

Your both wrong. The chicken went to the refrigerator, got out a few eggs and made an omelet.

I've done something like that before... I went into my fridge, got out a few aborted fetuses, and grilled them up. Tastes like chicken.