Plash.Ricrem sits at the podium with a Magic Hat beer in one hand and a folder of nerdy basketball stats in the other.
"Alright gentlemen, I've called this press conference today to address concerns that Vermont may not gain an at large bid into the NCAA tourney in the coming weeks. This may happen because of the shocking number of upsets where otherwise marginal or bubble teams have garnered auto bids (including in our very own A10 where the 5 seed Charlotte was able to do so).
Yet, UVM should not be delegated to the NIT. And here is why...
Ricrem pulls out a top hat and cane as music starts to play from speakers. Suddenly the music stops as his assistant coach hurries over and whispers to him. Ricrem sits back down.
"Well it would seem that apparently a song and dance number would not be the best way to get the selection committee's attention. So instead I will just give you the following facts:
1. UVM finished the season with a 16-14 record in the A10 gaining the 3 seed in the conference tourney. We were knocked out in the semis by the 2 seed Umass who later were defeated by Charlotte in the championship game.
2. The season started on a terrible note, with a 1-7 out of conference showing as Temple. However,with NCAA approval I was able to move the entire team to Vermont (where the beautiful scenery and isolation make it easier to focus) where we have thrived with a 15-7 record since then.
3. We finished with a 12-6 record in regular season conference play. Of those 6 losses, 4 were to the top 2 seeds Rhode Island and Umass. The coach of Rhode Island admitted that his 2 victories (particularly the first one) came about from strange results. In the first it was uncanny 3 point shooting ( 3 mixed sets to rally late), while the 2nd was fueled by the rigged nets at the Arms Race Arena

where UVM didn't score for the first 10 minutes ( take a territory in the first 4 rounds). The other 2 in conference losses came to Duqesne who finished with the 4th seed.
4. Vermont played the most games against top 20 teams in the A-10 accumulating a 2-4 record (wins v. St. Bonnies and on the road @ #3 Eastern Michigan).
The team has matured as the season has gone on, and is more deserving than other A10 bubble teams who are resting on the laurels of their early season accomplishments (Yes, I'm looking at you St. Bonnies). In closing, I'd like to say that UVM is looking forward to whatever postseason birth it is granted, although it would certainly prefer a trip to the big dance.
And remember selection committee, If these facts haven't swayed you enough, and you think you might need more "information" on Vermont just get in contact with us and perhaps a care package (12 finely hand crafted vermont brews) will allow you greater insight into Vermont's standing in the field of 64."