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Anti-Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris isn't THAT cool. That is what this thread is for, so I can be forever jealous.

Chuck Norris is such a loser that even the Chicago Cubs cut him.
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Q: How much wood would chuck norris chuck if chuck norris could chuck wood?

A: None cuz he would be too busy putting his fingertips together.
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Chuck Norris can't even beat a cook.
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Boy somebody has Chuck Norris Envy
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Chuck Norris's momma so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
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