define the neologism above

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:09 am

Somewhat inspired by the "new slang" thread -
here's the rules.
FIrst, define the new word form the previous post. Then make up a word of your own.

Spottle.

neanderpaul14 · Post by **neanderpaul14** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:16 am

spottle - a large visible stain on an article of clothing, usually a shirt

kweltar

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:05 am

Skin blemish due to an allergic reaction to breakfast cereal.

Fint.

Martin Ronne · Post by **Martin Ronne** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:30 pm

Fint - Uttered by and intoxicated people when they "WANT A FÜCKING PINT!!!!!!"

Slatewarptooberky

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:05 pm

When your too berky for slate.

cmonineedadrankman

Martin Ronne · Post by **Martin Ronne** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:30 pm

When you rank your father among other men because the results are a commodity.

Gubafwaptubergen

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:56 pm

Speaking faux German.

unbreeby.

StiffMittens · Post by **StiffMittens** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:56 am

unbreeby: lacking in sauce, dressing or toppings.

nivled

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:10 am

nivled: old and wrinkly skin that has been given a generous application of a moisturizer such as Nivea.

spanclubber

theusual1 · Post by **theusual1** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:14 am

spanclubber: A new breed of Whale that likes to party down with the krill before consuming them.

Tipotak

StiffMittens · Post by **StiffMittens** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:49 am

Tipotak: One who operates a sailboat in a haphazard and/or dangerous manner.

gleezering

Martin Ronne · Post by **Martin Ronne** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:06 pm

gleezering: An over the top approach to gleaning.

Laprose

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:36 pm

Laprose: Describes poorly sized clothing worn by old people in public.

Derfing

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:18 pm

Derfing: the act of illegally siphoning diesel fuel from a vehicle.

grinter

Martin Ronne · Post by **Martin Ronne** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:52 pm

grinter: when to splinters grind together cause agonizing pain.

Hearkomy

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:32 pm

Hearkomy: The matching of two apparently crazy people who's complementary craziness makes them perfect for each other by an online service such as EHarmony.

chad nicking

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:38 pm

umm, chad and nicking are both words:

Chad: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Chad
Nick: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/nick

Anyway...

Marmorizer

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:12 pm

Marmorizer: a device for causing people to fall in love with citrus-based preserves.

Colliump

Martin Ronne · Post by **Martin Ronne** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:41 pm

Colliump: When a Border Collie humps your leg.

Flapnerquap

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:53 pm

Martin Ronne wrote:Colliump: When a Border Collie humps your leg.

Flapnerquap

Um, I'm gonna interrupt the thread here.
That is funny.
I guess then that "melancholy" is when a collie humps your melon.
OK, carry on with Flapnerquap.

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:09 pm

flapner:in the 1920s referred to a "new breed" of young women who wore short skirts, bobbed their hair, listened to the new jazz music, and flaunted their disdain for what was then considered acceptable behavior.

Quap:A word used to describe a quarter pound of some form of street drug. Usually marijuana, but can be any drug.

chindia

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:43 pm

chin: on the bottom of your face
di: dead british princess
a: indefinite article

blimfjog

oVo · Post by **oVo** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:52 pm

flapnerquap: The original term used to express vaginal flatulence which lost favor in use to the shorter word queef in modern times.

blimfjog: The visual apparition of levity when large masses are set into motion via rapid vibration.

chad nick: Alternate method of acheiving a positive result from votes accumulated by an opponent in an election.

gigglesquirt

neanderpaul14 · Post by **neanderpaul14** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:15 pm

gigglesquirt- The involuntary discharge of urine during an extreme bout of laughter

trounfullion

StiffMittens · Post by **StiffMittens** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:39 pm

trounfullion: A safety harness worn by the glockenspiel player in an Alpine skiing military band.

porniture

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