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Superman
The man. The Super Man. In his original form he was only beatable by some mysterious green substance. He could move planets or jump over the tallest mountains without breaking a sweat. And he never used his x-ray vision to get a peek at any of the ladies (allegedly). A real class act.
No one could go toe-to-toe with him. All you could do was try to outsmart him. & Lex Luthor was the only man who dared try again. An equally admirable foe.
The new version of superman isn't even a shadow of his former self. I mean, he gets winded picking up a car.
& his routine of running off to call the Daily Planet while Louis Lane went on alone got kinda old though.
Spiderman
When you think about it, it doesn't even make sense. He made his web shooters? They aren't even a power? Since when can spiders tell of imminent danger? If they can, then how come they keep getting trapped in the bathtub?
Batman
Another great. He has no powers... he is just a badass who uses terror as his weapon. I love how just like superman, his alter ego is the one he shows the world. His true self is the one in the costume. If it were up to him, he would never take it off.
One thing that I never got though, is where does all of his equiptment come from? He designed, and built in complete secrecty a bat-jet? What?
Wolverine
Not sure if he deserves to be at the pinnacle, but he is definitly in the running. Here is a hero that is surrounded by teamates and enemies with faaaaar greater powers than his own. Yet he wins just because he is always pissed off at the world... you can hurt him all you want, but he'll always heal.. and come at you even angrier. Like he's some kinda Increadable Hulk or something. Sometimes while reading
The Uncanny X-Men I got the very distinct impression that if it weren't for the professor, Wolverine would kill every motherf*cker in his way. I remember once when he made a guard pee himself rather than fight with him.
Captain America
In the top three for DC hands down.
Green Lantern
Kinda a dork as far as heros go... his power is a fancy ring that can make anything that he thinks about. He has made planes, guns, monsters, wooden ships.... but never any naked babes to help relax him? I'm not buying that he's got any balls at all.
Mr. Fantastic
He died. Let's let him rest in piece.
Deadpool
No... funny, but one of the best super heros? He's killed innocents for profit before you know?
Aquaman
Badass? Not really. He patrols the oceans and calls for fish to fight his battles. Doesn't make sense... if he wanted to fight some real crime, then he should be where the muggings are. You know, not in the oceans.
But the Aquaman of the future? Now there is a tough guy. With the Flash unable to feel "the force," and Wonder Women reduced to having the strength of just a decently strong girl, it was all on future batman and future Auquaman to save the past. Future Auquaman had lost an arm and replaced it with a spear gun. Badguys tried to get in the way and yet he didn't care... his spear was stainless steel so the blood didn't stick! Future Auquaman would kill a motherf*cker without flinching.
Squirrel Girl
Is this a furry joke?
Ronald Reagan
Other than his ability to fly, what other powers does he have? And what about the other members of the X-Presidents? Bill Clinton is a member they couldn't do without.
Other (only 12 options, regrettably)
Yeah, you only have a couple of Marvel heroes (3! & 2 are Mutants) and most of the remaining are part of the Justice League.
Oh, and the Original Green Arrow sacrificed himself to save Earth. So there is an important member of the JL gone. Even if his "powers" were insanly stupid(Robin Hood all the way).
InkL0sed wrote:You aren't badass if you're invincible. That's like calling Internet tough-guys badass.
But he still feels the pain, so he is a badass.