the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[whitestazn88]

is it actually memorial day weekend? i thought it was next week... (i'm in the us btw)

[neanderpaul14]

Because the rest of us aren't in North Dakota.

What does North Dakota have to do with this gheese you prejudes Easterners.

because South Dakotans hate North Dakotans?

Something about Mt. Rushmore and the Black Hills. But that is the Dakotas for you.

I remember now. Back in 1776 when It was just Dakota they had an argument over county power vs. state power sparking the great Civil War. While the rest of America sided with Germany to fight the English in the first World War and Truman nuked some ramen from Hiroshima, the S. and N. Dakotans battled viciously. On one side Al Gore on the other Dubya. Pulling out plastic light sabers one argued that The original Godfather was the best while the other said it was the second one. It was a bitter war that lasted for 14 years before Sam Houstin defeated Hitler at the battle of Tippecanoe and Tyler Too and forced them to sign a peace treaty that eventually lead to the Vietnam War between North and South Korea and the division of North and South dakota.

Wasn't Wild Bill Hickock sacrificed to end this war?

[muy_thaiguy]

is it actually memorial day weekend? i thought it was next week... (i'm in the us btw)

This weekend, yes.

On another note, I just realized I have been on CC for 2 years and 2 days.

[autoload]

Not much activity in here today.
*glares at strike wolf*

*glares back.* I was out trying to make up for my former boss screwing me over.

This thread takes precedence.
@jones: I guess not much you can do by yourself if she was dealt Australia and no one else was skilled enough to help knock her down.

Usually I would agree but if I don't get a job soon I lose internet privileges. Than how do I post in this thread?

The same way that AKIceman did?

[autoload]

We Europeans are not familiar with the inter-regional prejudices amongst the USA types. Have I told the story about the NYC comedy club before?

please do tell it...

ps. this is my first post in the longest thread, thread... hooray?

pps. why is jim in here trying to get us to waste our friday nights? hey, how bout instead of typing post and spam all night, you spend money on premium or a dictionary.

Yeah, I've seen you post around before.

[autoload]

is it actually memorial day weekend? i thought it was next week... (i'm in the us btw)

This weekend, yes.

On another note, I just realized I have been on CC for 2 years and 2 days.

Congrats.

[strike wolf]

Sometime between when Henry VIII challenges Alexander the Great to a steel cage death match and when Franklyn Roosevelt defeated Pei Lei in a game of wheelchair soccer.

Isn't that the backstory for the new biopic, Diana, Princess of Thieves?

No youre thinking of Diano Prince of Robbers.

[strike wolf]

**Eats a banana, shares one with his cousin, the Missing Link, Darwinius masillae**


--Andy

*offers andy a plantain. Realizes he doesn't know how to spell*

[strike wolf]

What does North Dakota have to do with this gheese you prejudes Easterners.

because South Dakotans hate North Dakotans?

Something about Mt. Rushmore and the Black Hills. But that is the Dakotas for you.

I remember now. Back in 1776 when It was just Dakota they had an argument over county power vs. state power sparking the great Civil War. While the rest of America sided with Germany to fight the English in the first World War and Truman nuked some ramen from Hiroshima, the S. and N. Dakotans battled viciously. On one side Al Gore on the other Dubya. Pulling out plastic light sabers one argued that The original Godfather was the best while the other said it was the second one. It was a bitter war that lasted for 14 years before Sam Houstin defeated Hitler at the battle of Tippecanoe and Tyler Too and forced them to sign a peace treaty that eventually lead to the Vietnam War between North and South Korea and the division of North and South dakota.

Wasn't Wild Bill Hickock sacrificed to end this war?

Sort of. Wild Bill jumped in front of a bullet for Andrew Jackson allowing him to challenge Stalin to a duel (which was what they called chess back then) and when Jackson won, Stalin backed out of the war humiliated allowing Sam Houstin/General Eisenhower's forces to overpower Hitler and Benedict Arnold.

[strike wolf]

is it actually memorial day weekend? i thought it was next week... (i'm in the us btw)

This weekend, yes.

On another note, I just realized I have been on CC for 2 years and 2 days.

3 years 1 day.

[Quirk]

Man I've had a rough few days. Work, home & finances, all three have been giving me hell since last Friday.
But on a more positive note - my 7 month old really likes playing the keyboard. And it sounds good when he plays. I was surprised.

[strike wolf]

Man I've had a rough few days. Work, home & finances, all three have been giving me hell since last Friday.
But on a more positive note - my 7 month old really likes playing the keyboard. And it sounds good when he plays. I was surprised.

If you can get him to play two instruments well, he'll have it made.

[strike wolf]

Obviously bagpipes/accordian excluded.

[Lucarilover240]

New Page, so...

[AndyDufresne]

Bananas, bananas, bananas. I'm eating bananas. **Eats a few bananas**


--Andy

[autoload]

Obviously bagpipes/accordian excluded.

How about Bass Guitar?

[jonesthecurl]

Anything but those bloody south american pipes...

[AndyDufresne]

I think I'm in need of some bananas, lots of them, after thinking about Bigotry on CC (see General Discussion) for hours. **Eats bananas**


--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

Think about the Irish banana industry then. Big o'tree.

[AndyDufresne]

More bananas needed. **Eats more bananas**


--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

I've been reading the racism debate. I may even comment myself soon.

[Quirk]

[autoload]

Whoa!

[Quirk]

More bananas

[jonesthecurl]

We're having a big party on Sunday, so I get to spend most of tomorrow in the kitchen making interesting things.