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Re: rank of cook

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I am now a Corporal and win 40% of the time. Any of you guys want to take back some things you said? :P
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How about Bait? Or shoe polisher. if your below 100, your rank should say epic fail, and the symbol should be a hand holding a pistol backwards that has just been discharged.
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Godsav1 wrote:I am now a Corporal and win 40% of the time. Any of you guys want to take back some things you said? :P
I have only won 38% of my games, but I'm currently a Captain... I think it comes back down to who you're beating, and how many people at a time.

back on topic, any advance on the following:

Suggestions for lower ranks could include:
  • Conscientious Objector
    Scout
    Volunteer
    Apprentice
    Cadet
    Ensign
    Bait
    Bootlicker
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MrBenn wrote:
Godsav1 wrote:I am now a Corporal and win 40% of the time. Any of you guys want to take back some things you said? :P
I have only won 38% of my games, but I'm currently a Captain... I think it comes back down to who you're beating, and how many people at a time.
I have won 49% of mine, and am only a Major :-^ ;)
This percentage went down when I played more than 50 ass-doodles in a row and won 2 of them. Yeah, you read that right...I won 2.
MrBenn wrote:back on topic, any advance on the following:

Suggestions for lower ranks could include:
  • Conscientious Objector
    Scout
    Volunteer
    Apprentice
    Cadet
    Ensign
    Bait
    Bootlicker
Back on topic (again), I don't see the need for any change in rankings...look what happened last time we made a change here (RE Flame wars) and the time before that (Classic/Middle Earth).
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MrBenn wrote: Suggestions for lower ranks could include:
Ensign is the same rank as Private though, Scout is a task not a rank but the same goes for Cook so why not.

MrBenn wrote:
  • Volunteer
    Apprentice
    Cadet
I do like these. =D>
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You should treat the rank of cook with great respect, who is it that provides meal for the army? Wouldn't be so hot without your pea and ham soup now would ya?

The rank of the cook is a wonderous trait, rather than a curse.

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ManBungalow wrote:
MrBenn wrote:
Godsav1 wrote:I am now a Corporal and win 40% of the time. Any of you guys want to take back some things you said? :P
I have only won 38% of my games, but I'm currently a Captain... I think it comes back down to who you're beating, and how many people at a time.
I have won 49% of mine, and am only a Major :-^ ;)
This percentage went down when I played more than 50 ass-doodles in a row and won 2 of them. Yeah, you read that right...I won 2.
What's an ass-doodle? Sounds nasty.
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Re: rank of cook

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mibi wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:
MrBenn wrote:
Godsav1 wrote:I am now a Corporal and win 40% of the time. Any of you guys want to take back some things you said? :P
I have only won 38% of my games, but I'm currently a Captain... I think it comes back down to who you're beating, and how many people at a time.
I have won 49% of mine, and am only a Major :-^ ;)
This percentage went down when I played more than 50 ass-doodles in a row and won 2 of them. Yeah, you read that right...I won 2.
What's an ass-doodle? Sounds nasty.
:lol:
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I read "rack of cock" and got all excited.

what?
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Re: rank of cook

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mibi wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:
MrBenn wrote:
Godsav1 wrote:I am now a Corporal and win 40% of the time. Any of you guys want to take back some things you said? :P
I have only won 38% of my games, but I'm currently a Captain... I think it comes back down to who you're beating, and how many people at a time.
I have won 49% of mine, and am only a Major :-^ ;)
This percentage went down when I played more than 50 ass-doodles in a row and won 2 of them. Yeah, you read that right...I won 2.
What's an ass-doodle? Sounds nasty.
drop ur pants and give me a crayon
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