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hecter wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I bought her a nice new leash for her birthday.
She ripped it in half and beat me with it.

Why are they all orange?
Well, hey, if you wanna attract the guys, you gotta have a tan.
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Oh, and not be an ogre...oops.
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hecter wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I bought her a nice new leash for her birthday.
She ripped it in half and beat me with it.

Why are they all orange?

Why, you got a problem with oompa loompa's.?
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Man, I don't wanna oompa anything of theirs.
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neanderpaul14 wrote:Some of the most disturbing camel toe ever :sick: :sick:
Cameltoes? More like the Jaws of Death that even James Bond or Houdini couldn't slip out of.
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Yeah, they could remake Jaws and call it Thighs.
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I think they could make "Grumpy Old Men 3: Steroids."
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thegreekdog wrote:I have a question - if they don't have breasts (or, alternatively, if their breasts are shaped like a man's chest), why are they required to wear bikini tops (apart from the fact that most of us don't want to see their breasts)?
I was wondering the same. Even taking into account the norms of society it doesn't make sense for them to have to wear tops.
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Obviously you have no compassion for the innocent bystander.


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In this case are there really any innocent bystanders??
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prowler knock off the flaming... it isnt welcomed any more on this site. There are plenty of other sites to attack people. :roll:
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Seemed to me that blunt was in the wrong. Prowler merely gave a witty comeback in rebuttal.
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Mommy!... I'm confused.

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Martin Ronne wrote:Seemed to me that blunt was in the wrong. Prowler merely gave a witty comeback in rebuttal.
you are right..my bad.. sorry prowler... tsk tsk b.k..... you know better too! and prowler...there is suck thing as an ignore button? just because he attacked first, doesn't make it allowable for you to respond in the same manner. :roll: some peoples children...
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DevilDuck wrote:Mommy!... I'm confused.

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