Why on earth does this picture exist?

[e_i_pi]

[Lord and Master]

More to the point why on earth have you posted it here?! Why were you looking at it in the first place? Is it your Dad?

[jonesthecurl]

...and his mum.

[e_i_pi]

Actually, I was looking for cartoon pictures of Vikings, because I'm having a birthday party and the theme is Vikings. This picture was on a military website.

[pimphawks70]

Grandpa?

Wow I really regret sitting on his lap when I was a kid.

[oVo]

He probably calls her Hillary.

[e_i_pi]

Patient Zero of the swine flu epidemic

[SultanOfSurreal]

He probably calls her Hillary.

judging from the lipstick i think he probably calls her sarah

[muy_thaiguy]

He probably calls her Hillary.

judging from the lipstick i think he probably calls her sarah

Nope, its Hillary.

[autoload]

I am aroused.

[EvilPurpleMonkey]

e_i_pi, I do not believe your explanation, and given that you have posted far worse things before (Lucario's Thread), I am forced to put you on my ignore list, and conclude that you are the a very sick person. And if you are holding a theme birthday party, then I expect you are a very sick young person. I hope I never have any contact with you whatsoever from this point.

I'm an atheist but....
Goddamn, you are disgusting!

[jonesthecurl]

Actually, the guy isn't doing with a blow-up doll. He's had plastic surgery to make his willy look like that.

[b.k. barunt]

Honibaz

[e_i_pi]

e_i_pi, I do not believe your explanation, and given that you have posted far worse things before (Lucario's Thread), I am forced to put you on my ignore list, and conclude that you are the a very sick person. And if you are holding a theme birthday party, then I expect you are a very sick young person. I hope I never have any contact with you whatsoever from this point.

I'm an atheist but....
Goddamn, you are disgusting!

I'm honoured to make your ignore list. Hats off to you sir!

[mpjh]

So that is a pig in a poke.

[oVo]

judging from the lipstick i think he probably calls her sarah

That's not a pit bull.

[cyrenius]

I have another question.Why did you have to post this pictur.You ruined my hole day
I know that is gay pride week,but this is to much for me

[b.k. barunt]

Actually, I was looking for cartoon pictures of Vikings, because I'm having a birthday party and the theme is Vikings. This picture was on a military website.

Ok, the picture itself is disturbing - i've seen cross dressers before but the guy's face is like something your mother would show you - "this is how you'll end up if you play with your pee pee". The most disturbing part however, is that you found it on a military website. WTF?!! Someone has got to get this picture on a recruitment poster - "Be All That You Can Be!", or "The Marines - Still Looking For A Few Good Men".

Just one question, wtf were you doing looking for cartoon vikings on a military website?


Honibaz

[EagleofGreenErth]

Photoshopped

[e_i_pi]

Just one question, wtf were you doing looking for cartoon vikings on a military website?

Do not question the power of Google Images

[e_i_pi]

Actually, I was looking for cartoon pictures of Vikings, because I'm having a birthday party and the theme is Vikings. This picture was on a military website.

e_i_pi, I do not believe your explanation

The most disturbing part however, is that you found it on a military website. WTF?!

To all you naysayers...

Click image to enlarge.

Go look for yourself. Search Google Images for techno viking. You don't even need to turn Moderate Safe Search off - apparently this image kiddy-safe...

[jonesthecurl]

ha ha, no, that is a poke in a pig.

[MeDeFe]

The sheep in the background is especially disturbing.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Ah, so he is one of techno viking's victims, that explains a lot.