Limericks - add one line

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:16 am

but before you begin to perspire. (2)

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:34 pm

There's nothing to fear, (3)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:35 pm

Just cover your rear (4)

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:58 pm

Then you won't get stuck in the mire. (5)

There once was a man with a fish, (1)

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:00 pm

It said it would grant him a wish

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:26 pm

He said, "Eternal life" (3)

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:17 pm

but instead it gave him a wife (4)

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:12 pm

whom tasted delish (5)

Once upon a time (1)

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:21 pm

i found some gooie slime

Lt.Mustard · Post by **Lt.Mustard** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:28 pm

that i couldnt get off of my sheets (3)

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:41 pm

Too many syllables.

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:41 pm

even had some in the pleats

Beastly · Post by **Beastly** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:46 pm

And the sheet became my shrine.

There once was a man from mantucket

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:01 pm

searched the beach all day for some nuggets (2)

had a *&%^ so long he could suck it

Lt.Mustard · Post by **Lt.Mustard** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:07 pm

he stepped on a shell

kclborat · Post by **kclborat** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:13 pm

and let out a yell

BTW best thread in a while

Lt.Mustard · Post by **Lt.Mustard** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:28 pm

and then bled like mad in a bucket

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:57 am

Last night I had a blind date (1)

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:20 am

I had GHB so it went great! :twisted:

(2)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:23 am

She said she's a stripper (3)

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:39 pm

Slapped me with a kipper, (4)

shultz · Post by **shultz** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:13 pm

and over,and over again I flipped her

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:38 pm

shultz wrote:and over,and over again I flipped her

You obviously don't understand what a limerick is... Please look it up before posting.

Lt.Mustard · Post by **Lt.Mustard** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:37 pm

One night i was surfing CC

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:29 pm

Yo, Mustard, start off the next one.