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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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Oh for chrissakes, this thread is more like The Pleasant Faps.

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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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b.k. barunt wrote:And there he is! Speaking of insecurity, this sputtering buffon actually goes to my profile twice a day, hits "Search User's Posts" and checks through all my posts just to see if i said anything about him. Amazing. Fooking amazing. I will admit that i make sure to mention him every now and then just to keep him on his toes. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha!!!


Wouldn't that be "Search Loser's Posts"?



Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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TheProwler wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:And there he is! Speaking of insecurity, this sputtering buffon actually goes to my profile twice a day, hits "Search User's Posts" and checks through all my posts just to see if i said anything about him. Amazing. Fooking amazing. I will admit that i make sure to mention him every now and then just to keep him on his toes. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha!!!


Wouldn't that be "Search Loser's Posts"?



Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that isn't funny.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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Insomnia!! wrote:
TheProwler wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:And there he is! Speaking of insecurity, this sputtering buffon actually goes to my profile twice a day, hits "Search User's Posts" and checks through all my posts just to see if i said anything about him. Amazing. Fooking amazing. I will admit that i make sure to mention him every now and then just to keep him on his toes. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha!!!


Wouldn't that be "Search Loser's Posts"?



Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that isn't funny.
No no, you're correct.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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Hahaha!!!

You guys don't get it?

I changed "user" to "loser". They almost sound the same, but it identifies Blunt as a loser. Get it? A loser.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

A loser!!!


KInda like the two of you.

When the dull one feels a need to fantasize about how I search his posts, I will deal with him how I see fit. If you want my attention, I will deal with you in the way I see fit. It might not be as you would expect.
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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Ah, the cause of hilarity appears to be a pun... Nope, just not getting that belly laugh.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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TheProwler wrote:Hahaha!!!

You guys don't get it?

I changed "user" to "loser". They almost sound the same, but it identifies Blunt as a loser. Get it? A loser.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

A loser!!!


KInda like the two of you.

When the dull one feels a need to fantasize about how I search his posts, I will deal with him how I see fit. If you want my attention, I will deal with you in the way I see fit. It might not be as you would expect.

no no, we get it, its just not funny ON ANY LEVEL
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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This thread is the new Flame Wars.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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Gah, auto! Now what are we gonna do? ~ Ruined... :-$ :roll: [-X ](*,)
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Get it to the next page real quick?
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Greetings, Jimbo! It has been entirely too long.

So whatever happened to the Flame Wars page? I'll go out on a limb and assume it had something to do with a botched ProwlyGurrl-Wrestler'sLumps suicide pact. I'd imagine the truth isn't half as entertaining as the mental image of erotic asphyxiation, dog kibble and umpire's uniforms, comme David Carradine.

I'd also like to add my nomination of "David the Pimp" as new Flame Wars bitch-monkey, based on an exchange that can be found here: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =8&t=89211

If this kid isn't spit-polishing Arthur Ashe's rotten, HIV-soaked cock 'n' balls, then I don't know who be.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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Insomnia!! wrote:
TheProwler wrote:Hahaha!!!

You guys don't get it?

I changed "user" to "loser". They almost sound the same, but it identifies Blunt as a loser. Get it? A loser.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

A loser!!!


KInda like the two of you.

When the dull one feels a need to fantasize about how I search his posts, I will deal with him how I see fit. If you want my attention, I will deal with you in the way I see fit. It might not be as you would expect.

no no, we get it, its just not funny ON ANY LEVEL
I don't think you really understand it.

Explain it and I'll let you know if you're correct.

Let me read it again....






Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

A classic!!
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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I would say that the bitchmonkey seat is still quite firmly stuck on the assprowler. Someone would have to fight long and hard to unwedge his bulbous arse out of it. Check out his pictures (and that of his Jabba the Hut pug) on the "Post a Pic" thread - he actually blanks out his face! How do you spell I N S E C U R E ?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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V.I. wrote:Greetings, Jimbo! It has been entirely too long.

So whatever happened to the Flame Wars page? I'll go out on a limb and assume it had something to do with a botched ProwlyGurrl-Wrestler'sLumps suicide pact. I'd imagine the truth isn't half as entertaining as the mental image of erotic asphyxiation, dog kibble and umpire's uniforms, comme David Carradine.

I'd also like to add my nomination of "David the Pimp" as new Flame Wars bitch-monkey, based on an exchange that can be found here: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =8&t=89211

If this kid isn't spit-polishing Arthur Ashe's rotten, HIV-soaked cock 'n' balls, then I don't know who be.
Flame Wars was removed for political reasons. Involving bribes. The Pleasant Chaps emptied their bank accounts to fund the whole "Hide the Evidence of the Systematic Dismantling of The Pleasant Chaps' Playground" maneuver. CC admins finally see the cash rewards for their hard work. I am proud to declare that operation "Crap Down the Throats of TPC" was a huge success. Good to see you finally cleaned-up. Does it still stink like shit when you burp?

BTW, pimpdave decimated you in that thread.
b.k. barunt wrote:I would say that the bitchmonkey seat is still quite firmly stuck on the assprowler. Someone would have to fight long and hard to unwedge his bulbous arse out of it. Check out his pictures (and that of his Jabba the Hut pug) on the "Post a Pic" thread - he actually blanks out his face! How do you spell I N S E C U R E ?
Last time I posted a picture of my face on the Web, I was stalked by every woman and homo for years. I will not make that mistake again.

Now if I were an old, ugly, smelly, bearded hillbilly, I wouldn't have that problem. Know what I mean, Blunt?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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:o
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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Great explanation! Hey i completely bought it!


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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

Post by b.k. barunt »

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!


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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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b.k. barunt wrote:Great explanation! Hey i completely bought it!
First thing you've been able to afford for a while, eh Blunt?

Peasant.

Maybe you could start a clan called the "Peasant Chaps".
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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Were such a thing to occur, then I would contact my solicitor immediately in order to file a claim for copyright infringement.#

That is how seriously I take this shit. For real.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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* * quickly stuffs "Peasant Chaps" form into pocket * *
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[dicards plans for "pheasant Pluckers" clan]
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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His solicitor goes by the name "remi".


I think you're all safe.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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Nah, Remi's just my bartender.


No hang on, my error, Remi is actually a successful journalist whose work I read in my local paper... no, wait, that's not right, isn't he an author... or was he an expert on Ghetto Survival Tactics... or just an emotionally unstable internet hard-man?

Damn... just can't seem to remember what it is that my friend Remi actually does. Perhaps I ought to call my friend Pimpdave and see if he can remember? Or maybe even my friend *Mod Edit* to see if he can remember...
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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It's good to know that people still show up occasionally.
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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Oh Em Ge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Teh p(l)easant cha(m)pszszzsz!!?!?!


What's up, and where is my old buddeh dm? I will hurt you if you are hiding him from me!
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Re: The Pleasant Chaps

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Hi there.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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