Michael Jackson dead

[King_Herpes]

Now why didn't I think of that? Black magic fixes everything, it's like the duct tape for all of life's problems.

[Snorri1234]

It's one of the great benefits of being an atheist. You get to use the power of the Dark Lord whenever you please.

[King_Herpes]

It's one of the great benefits of being an atheist. You get to use the power of the Dark Lord whenever you please.

I find your ideas intriguing. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[john9blue]

It's one of the great benefits of being an atheist. You get to use the power of the Dark Lord whenever you please.

Now there's a convincing reason to switch. Why haven't I been told about this before?

[jonesthecurl]

It's one of the great benefits of being an atheist. You get to use the power of the Dark Lord whenever you please.

Now there's a convincing reason to switch. Why haven't I been told about this before?

You even get a choice of Dark Lord: Voldemort, Sauron, Satan or Obama the antichrist.

or the COBRA Commander

[SultanOfSurreal]

It's one of the great benefits of being an atheist. You get to use the power of the Dark Lord whenever you please.

Now there's a convincing reason to switch. Why haven't I been told about this before?

You even get a choice of Dark Lord: Voldemort, Sauron, Satan or Obama the antichrist.

or the COBRA Commander

i prefer atheismor, the god of atheists

[King_Herpes]

You mean to tell me that I can have this guy on speed dial? Fucking righteous, sign me up!

[Genghis Khant]

Where have I seen this character before?

[AAFitz]

I really cant wait for the family guy episode of the paramedics getting to the scene:

Para 1: Im not putting my mouth on that....lets buck up for it.

Para 2: Ok, best out of 50

5 minutes later....

Para 1: Ha ha, you lose on breathing duty....just be careful when you grab the nose. Looks like you might break it right off.

Para 2: Yeah, it feels like a potato chip, and you dont want to know what his breath smells like. Ok, 5 more compressions please....

[b.k. barunt]

[karel]

at last.......hope he enjoys hell

[SultanOfSurreal]

at last.......hope he enjoys hell

sweet, this completed my "internet comments on a celebrity death" bingo sheet

[oVo]

I really cant wait for the family guy episode of the paramedics getting to the scene:

Para 1: Im not putting my mouth on that....lets buck up for it.

Para 2: Ok, best out of 50

5 minutes later....

Para 1: Ha ha, you lose on breathing duty....just be careful when you grab the nose. Looks like you might break it right off.

Para 2: Yeah, it feels like a potato chip, and you dont want to know what his breath smells like. Ok, 5 more compressions please....

South Park's Michael Jackson episode aired the other night.

[HapSmo19]

Para 2: Yeah, it feels like a potato chip, and you dont ....

At the very moment I read "pota...", my fingers touched the first potato chip I was reaching for in the freshly opened bag. No joke.

Creepy

[pimpdave]

aside: how much is mark sanford thanking god right now

[L M S]

I just won 25 bucks in the office dead pool.....
......R.I.P. mj

[pimpdave]

I just won 25 bucks in the office dead pool.....
......R.I.P. mj

you're lying.

dead pools don't pay out until the end of the year. would have been a great pick though.

[owenshooter]

I just won 25 bucks in the office dead pool.....
......R.I.P. mj

you're lying.

dead pools don't pay out until the end of the year. would have been a great pick though.

yes they do. many pick who the NEXT celebrity to die will be. that does not require waiting until the end of the year. so, anytime you want to apologize for calling L M S a liar, i'm sure he'll appreciate it...-0

[Sackett58]

My wife has a thing for keeping old t-shirts around for a long time. Case in point, one Michael Jackson 1984 Victory Tour t-shirt that she sold on E-Bay 2 months ago to someone in Japan for $35.00. I wonder how much it's worth now.

[pmchugh]

Holy shit I thought this was a joke but it's on bbc news. Man it's strange, somehow I never thought he would die.

[alex951]

R.I.P. king of pop and r&b

[Martin Ronne]

at last.......hope he enjoys hell

My sentiments exactly karel.

[Strife]

at last.......hope he enjoys hell

You must be one of the allegedly touched children, otherwise what could he have possibly done to you? MJ was a fantastic musician whose music touched the world in ways you can't imagine, he was never found guilty of being a molester and you cannot demonize a man for a simple accusation(though the case isn't always trailed until the correct decision is achieved, this may be the case). Those who only believe what they see on television and hear from others are simply put, retarded, no other word can describe this sort of ignorance. People like that are sickening and themselves will surely be damned to hell by their own god. For any and all who feel that because he was accused he is guilty I highly recommend reading "The Crucible" or watching the movie, the book is suggested. I would like to see how you fair in court if a young boy you may or may not know accused you of molesting him. You sir/ma'am, better have a damn good reason for such an insolent statement.

I for one, greatly enjoyed his music. And am proud to admit I greatly admire the man for continuing his music career throughout disease of sickness and that of humans.

Sincerely,
Strife.

Requiscat In Pace.
Michael Joseph Jackson
August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009
"Judge not lest ye be judged."

[pmchugh]

at last.......hope he enjoys hell

You must be one of the allegedly touched children, otherwise what could he have possibly done to you? MJ was a fantastic musician whose music touched the world in ways you can't imagine, he was never found guilty of being a molester and you cannot demonize a man for a simple accusation(though the case isn't always trailed until the correct decision is achieved, this may be the case). Those who only believe what they see on television and hear from others are simply put, retarded, no other word can describe this sort of ignorance. People like that are sickening and themselves will surely be damned to hell by their own god. For any and all who feel that because he was accused he is guilty I highly recommend reading "The Crucible" or watching the movie, the book is suggested. I would like to see how you fair in court if a young boy you may or may not know accused you of molesting him. You sir/ma'am, better have a damn good reason for such an insolent statement.

I for one, greatly enjoyed his music. And am proud to admit I greatly admire the man for continuing his music career throughout disease of sickness and that of humans.

Sincerely,
Strife.

Requiscat In Pace.
Michael Joseph Jackson
August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009
"Judge not lest ye be judged."

QFT. Although it is the internet so I am not surprised at people's reaction.

[Strife]

at last.......hope he enjoys hell

You must be one of the allegedly touched children, otherwise what could he have possibly done to you? MJ was a fantastic musician whose music touched the world in ways you can't imagine, he was never found guilty of being a molester and you cannot demonize a man for a simple accusation(though the case isn't always trailed until the correct decision is achieved, this may be the case). Those who only believe what they see on television and hear from others are simply put, retarded, no other word can describe this sort of ignorance. People like that are sickening and themselves will surely be damned to hell by their own god. For any and all who feel that because he was accused he is guilty I highly recommend reading "The Crucible" or watching the movie, the book is suggested. I would like to see how you fair in court if a young boy you may or may not know accused you of molesting him. You sir/ma'am, better have a damn good reason for such an insolent statement.

I for one, greatly enjoyed his music. And am proud to admit I greatly admire the man for continuing his music career throughout disease of sickness and that of humans.

Sincerely,
Strife.

Requiscat In Pace.
Michael Joseph Jackson
August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009
"Judge not lest ye be judged."

QFT. Although it is the internet so I am not surprised at people's reaction.

Thank you... For f*ck sakes the man died, if you don't like his music that's fine, don't listen. But to be so goddamn disrespectful is sickening. In the words of MJ, "Just beat it."