king of the hill

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:10 am

lightning from fircoal's avatar strikes him. he dies.
i run up again.
MY HILL!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:30 am

I enact a long, drawn out death scene. While you are trying to figure out whats going on I pull out a gun and shoot you in the foot. then I escape to my secret lair.

Your hill.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:41 am

by getting shot in the foot, i could have fell down, rolled down the hill, and then the hill would belong to no one..but since THAT didn't happen.
IT'S STILL MY HILL!
*high steel walls are being erected around the peak of the hill along with anti-aircraft guns and artillery and watchtowers*

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:43 am

While Hitman is hoping around in pain from getting shot in the foot by strikewolf, I (dressed in a mime outfit) begin to mimic his dance of agony. He gets mad, pulls a rifle. I make an invisable wall with my hands. When he fires the bullets ricochet, and one hit him in the chest. He bleeds out slowly, while I enjoy a silent laugh. :lol:

MY HILL!!!!

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:45 am

Hitman079 wrote:*high steel walls are being erected around the peak of the hill along with anti-aircraft guns and artillery and watchtowers*

since you didn't claim command over these defenses, i, from the grave, ORDER THEM ALL TO FIRE UPON YOU! MUAHAHAHAH!! Lord Canti dies, and I spawn back on the hill. Repairs are made.
MY HILL!

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:47 am

I pretend to be the pizza delivery guy and you let me in. I slaughter you and take command of the defenses.

My Hill!!!!

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:50 am

i spawn again at the bottom of the hill, and i try to run up. the artillery blows me into pieces.
your hill.

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:00 am

I contaminate the water your defensive troops drink with the flesh eating virus. As you look around at the scene of walking death that was once your army, I sneak up behind and throw you into the contaminated river.

MY HILL!!!!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:08 am

I remember my gifts that I gained from being killed and reincarnated so many times. I open a gate to the netherworld and you are all sucked in. Then destroying what's left of your defenses while their bullets fire into my energy shield, I reclaim the hill.

My hill.

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:16 am

I make a deal with Hadeas, the ruler of the netherworld. In exchange for my soul, I am able to return to the hill where I cause I rift in the ground, in which strikewolf plummets to the center of the Earth. I reform the hill.

MY...i mean, uh...HADEAS' HILL!!! sorry master.....

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:19 am

hadeas, as you call him, is a long time friend of mine. While I am stuck in the middle of the earth, he agrees to give you back your soul and give me back my hill.

My hill.[/b]

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:41 am

U shoot urself with a nail gun so that you will be stuck to the hill forever, but die of blood loss later, i take the hill

My Hill.

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:21 am

I'm just walking on the hill. You're scared of trolls and run away.
My hill.

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:32 am

I however am not scared of trolls. So I peck your eyes out and you stumble off the hill.

My hill!

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:18 am

during the day i push u off the hill (as you sleep)

my hill

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:44 am

I come back at night with more owls and we carry you off and drop you into the ocean.

you drown

My hill!

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:30 pm

They need more owls for the next Harry Potter movie. They capture Puff and I take the hill.

MY HILL!!!!

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:51 pm

The movie's over and with the money I made I hired an army to conquer the hill for me.

My Hill

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:53 pm

The sun sets and I try to take the hill qwhile everyone is fighting amongst themselves.

Since I don't have a lamp, a grue eats me. And everyone else on the hill.

The Grue's hill.

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:56 pm

The grue goes away and left one of my feathers.

so therefore it is MY HILL!

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:09 pm

The wind blows the feather off and I simply walk up the hill.

MY HILL!!! man that was easy.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:15 pm

I climb out of Cantis pocket and push him down the hill..

MY HILL!

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:16 pm

My Feather blows back onto the hill and gets stuck in tree sap so now it can't blow off.

We now share the hill

Our Hill.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:18 pm

Puff wrote:My Feather blows back onto the hill and gets stuck in tree sap so now it can't blow off.

We now share the hill

Our Hill.

Fair enough!

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:19 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
Puff wrote:My Feather blows back onto the hill and gets stuck in tree sap so now it can't blow off.

We now share the hill

Our Hill.

Fair enough!

Yay!