king of the hill

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:39 pm

I chop down the tree with Puff's feather in it. and it falls on Anarchists head. He tries to get up but the squirrels in the tree are angry and climb into his robe. He trips and falls down the Hill.

MY HILL!!!!

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:39 pm

Yes but my feather is still there stuck in sap.

MY HILL!

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:41 pm

I TAKE THE STUPID OWL AND I PUNT HIM 50 YARDS.

MY HILL!!!!!

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:42 pm

I fly back (after going to a vet) and peck you to death.

MY HILL

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:43 pm

I am SO tired of getting kicked down this friggin' hill.

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:43 pm

I kill you and eat you for lunch.

My hill!

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:44 pm

I live in Cynthias nose....

My Hill!

neysa · Post by **neysa** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:44 pm

I grab the owl, bind it's wings with one of my pig tail bands and roll it down the hill... bye bye birdy

MY HILL!

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:51 pm

I erase naysa's thin pink outline, she no longer exists.

MY HILL!!!!

neysa · Post by **neysa** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:10 pm

lol...damn, that was good. I'll just go redraw myself

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:17 pm

i give lord canti a bountiful gift of deep-fried pizza and hamburgers.
lord canti eats it all, has a heart attack, and i kick his body down the hill.
MY HILL!

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:44 pm

Hey, I can't complain a free meal. :mrgreen:

^Hitman's Hill!!!

neysa · Post by **neysa** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:47 pm

I wink at hitman and beckon him closer...the quickly kick him squarely in the balls and push him down the hill...

MY HILL!!!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:18 pm

After the reaper brings me back to life once again, I shoot gavin sidhu in the neck with the nail gun. He falls down dead and I keep shooting him to get rid of my anger. Realizing that I am too dangerous to live amongst people. I move to Antartica where I make my living eating penguins.

My frozen wasteland.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:10 pm

i melodramatically act out agony in front of neysa and make her feel so sorry she comes over to give me a hug out of pity. i knock her down the hill and i limp up to the top.
MY HILL!
meanwhile, a doctor fixes me crotch.
*a forcefield surrounds the entire hill*
*death stars under my command start to orbit around the hill*

nyg5680 · Post by **nyg5680** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:59 am

i shoot u in the head wit a shotgun puttin u into pces my hill

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:08 am

I wonder how nyg manages to be deathstarproof.

I then smack him upside the head with seven kippered herring and he falls off the hill. My hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:03 pm

I come back from Antartica with wisdom given to me by the penguins. I tell you all how the hill is just a metaphor and how it is not worth fighting for. Then as soon as you drop your weapons I kill all of you (plus the deathstars) and take the hill.

My hill.

lozzini · Post by **lozzini** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:04 pm

I pull your tail and u run off

My hill

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:27 pm

I wrap lozzini into a giant cigar, wrapping him in his flag. I give it to a traveling ogre and light it for him. With the gold he gives me for it, I buy land mines which I place all around the hill. I then chain myself to a tree on the hill.

MY HILL!!!

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:29 pm

I remotely trigger the land mines and bomb the hill to ensure you're dead, my hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:59 am

The explosion has caused the landmines to make the hill unstable. It collapses with you on it.

Meanwhile, I have dug a hole so deep that it has consequently formed a new hill.

My hill.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:17 am

i hire Hunter079 and FarmerwithShotgun079 to come wiht me to take the hill. they both make quick work of strike wolf (and his avatar). my hill.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:45 am

I tackle Hitman079 and then kick him repeatedly. I shiv him in the kidneys and claim the hill.

My hill.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:52 am

using a death star, i blast syzgy's planet into pieces.
my hill.